Competition Jokes Korner july '09

Jokes Korner july '09 · 07-01-2009

Assalam-u-Alaikum

kesy hain sab INSHAALLAH teek hi hongey

I am here with this month's competition for jokes korner.

is month main jis topic pe apki sharings hongi wo hai,

Funny Poetry

Rules:

1.Ap jo bhi joke share karain gay wo topic ke mutabik hona chahiye.
2.One sharing per member.
3.last date 20th july 2009 hai.

I will wait for ur sharings
khush rahiye

ALLAH HAFIZ

**main hon don** · #2 07-01-2009

Haj ada karne gaya ta qoom ka leader koi.

Sang baari ke leye shaitaan par jana pardr.

aik kankar marne par ye sada aai ose.

tum tu apne aadmi te tum ko aakhir kya howa?

**LaLo** · #3 07-01-2009

**Anuzah** · #4 07-01-2009

Faraz To His Begum:

Hata Lo Apne Chehray Se
Ye Zulfein Ae JAAN-E-FARAZ
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Agli Baar Khaany Me Baal Aya
To Ganja Ker Doonga.....

**Silent_Wish** · #5 07-01-2009

Yeh baat samajh main aaye nahi, aur ammi nay samjhayee nahi
Main kaisay meethi baat karoon, jab meethi cheez khaai nahi

Aapa bhi pakaati hain halwa, woh aakhir kiun halwaayee nahi
Bhayya ki mangni ho gayee hai kal, kiun kal hi dulhan mangwayee nahi
Yeh baat samajh main aayee nahi!!!

Naani k meyaan jab nana hain, Daadi k miyaan jab dada hain
Tab aapi say mainne poocha, "Baji k miyaan kia baaja hain"?
Woh hans hans kar yoon kehnay lagi, aye bhai nahi yoon bhai nahi
Yeh baat samajh main aayee nahi!!!

Jab neya maheena aata hai, bijli ka bill aajata hai
Halankay baadal bechara yeh bijli muft lutaata hai
Phir ham nay apnay ghar bijli, kiun baadal say lagwayee nahi
Yeh baat samajh main aayee nahi!!!

Gar billi sher ki khaala hai, Phir ham nay usay kiun paala hai?
Kia sher buhat nalyaq hai, khaala ko maar nikaala hai?
Ya jungle k raja ke yahan, kia milti doodh malaayee nahi?
Yeh baat samajh main aayee nahi!!!

Kiun lambay baal hain bhaaloo k, kiun us ki tind karayee nahi?
Kia woh bhi ganda bacha hai, ya us k abbu "BHAI" nahi?
Yeh us ka hair style hai, Ya jungle main koi naayee nahi?
Yeh baat samajh main aayee nahi!!!

Jo taaray jugmug kartay hain, kia un ki chaachi taayee nahi?
Hoga koi rishta sooraj say, yeh baat hamain batlaayee nahi
Par chaand kis ka maamoo hai, Jab maami ka woh bhai nahi?
Yeh baat samajh main aayee nahi!!!

Yeh baat samajh main aayee nahi, aur ammi nay samjhayee nahi
Main kaisay meethi baat karoon, jab meethi cheez khayee nahi

**Dreams UnLimited** · #6 07-01-2009

ok will share sooooooooooooon

**R oC k iN** · #7 07-02-2009

TumHarE pHopHA wO GanjHE wAlle jO Le GayE THay UDHAr KanGGi
MaHinA HonE kA Aa GiA Hai nA UsS nE Detti nA Hum nE ManGi

wO WapDa nE jO BaLaB mOta LaGa Dia Hai TumHare DHar pAr
Tu UsS k cHanAn Mein TujH sE MiLne Mein Aa Rahi Hai TanGi

YeH Almia Hai k UsS kO MiLne Main JaB KaBHi Lok LokA k PuncHA
Tu UsS k DaDi DamMe ki Mari HamesHA Hi UsS wAQt kHanGi

Tu Apni Sari NasikHtOun kO SamBHaL kAr RakH Le PaS Apne
tu MaMa LaGta Hai Aais GAL kA wO Hum kO Bheri lage k cHanGi

HumAri QismAt Hai Do Take ki k sHeHAr ki SaB sE MaATHi Larki
wO Sare DiN Mein HumAre AaGiyOun sE kAi wArAan MuskarA k LanGi

**sharpfellow** · #8 07-02-2009

Hum ko to burhapy ny kahen ka na chora
Mehromiye jazbaat ko bethy hen chupay

Khush hoty hen hum log agar koi haseena
Es umer ma hum par koi tuhmat he lagay

**fatimasarah** · #9 07-02-2009

Bint e Hawwa huwa karey koi
merey dukh ki dawa karey koi

kabb se layaq huwa hoo'n shadi k
aaye mujhsey nikah karey koi

fiqr e shadi ne karr dia ganja
kaisey shampo kia karey koi

karr k mangni jo torh daite hain
aise sasro'n ka kya karey koi

marriage beauroe bhi loot laite hain
ab kisey rehnuma karey koi

har hasina k jispe aashiq hoon
bhai kehde tau kia karey koi

ikk kurhi bhi na daam mai aayee
aisi shairy ka kia kare koi

mere ghar pe laga"too late" ka board
shayad aa kar jawa'n kare koi

**AnGeL Ey3s** · #10 07-03-2009

Maine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar..

Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,sandal badal badal kar

**jadoon143** · #11 07-03-2009

Gulab ko bhi kanwal bana dete.

un ki aik nazar pe ghazal bana dete.

Kambakhat marta nahi hum par koi warna.

Faisalabad mai bhi tajmahal bana dete.

**CuP!D** · #12 07-03-2009

Tu bar bar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar
ek tey pehle hi eni garmi uto tera rona nahi mukda

**alisahar** · #13 07-03-2009

**mard-e-momin** · #14 07-05-2009

machar ne jo kata, dil mein mere junoon tha
khujli hui itni ki dil be sukoon tha,
pakra to chor diya ye sochkar
uski ragoon me mera hi khoon tha

**Night Rider** · #15 07-05-2009

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Jokes Korner july '09 *~NightFairy~* ~PaPa Ki PaRi~ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lost Posts: 10,141 Thanks: 1,408 Thanked 3,330 Times in 280 Posts *~NightFairy~* 07-01-2009 Rating: (1 votes - 5.00 average) Assalam-u-Alaikum kesy hain sab INSHAALLAH teek hi hongey I am here with this month's competition for jokes korner. is month main jis topic pe apki sharings hongi wo hai, Funny Poetry Rules: 1.Ap jo bhi joke share karain gay wo topic ke mutabik hona chahiye. 2.One sharing per member. 3.last date 20th july 2009 hai. I will wait for ur sharings khush rahiye ALLAH HAFIZ __________________ !~! Warning !~! I gOt aTiTuDe AnD I KnOw WhEn AnD hOw To UsE iT !~! sO Be CaReFul !~!
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