Competition Jokes Korner: Joke Competition For July...

[Bheegi Shaam]

Asalam-o-Alikum

Jokes Competition Ka Is Bar Topic Hai "Parosi"

Rules

Competition Ki Last Date 20 July hai

Aik Member Aik hi Joke Share Kar Sakhta Hai

Jo Joke Pehlay Share Kiya Ja Chuka Ho Wo Dobara Nahin Ho Sakhta

Aap Sab Ki Sharing Ka Intezar Rahay ga

Khush Rahiye , Wa.Salaam

[Pukhtana_4_Lyfe]

Here is mine one
Two men sitting next to each other in a cinema:


First man: Ye paan ki peek kahan pe thukun?
Second man: Padosi ki jeb mein.
First man: Use pata nahin chalega?
Second man: Tumhen pata chala kya?

[Ek_Khwaab]

nice..................

[Barbie Doll Jiya]

ek paagal pathan se bola:-aap mere parosi ho na??

pathaan:- nahi,mein yahan ajnabi hoon.

paagal phir pathaan se poochta hai:-aap mere parosi ho na??

pathaan:-nahi,mein yahan ajnabi hoon.

paagal phir se pathaan se poochta hai:-aap mere parosi ho na??

pathaan tang aa k bolta hai:-haan,hoon to??

paagal:-achcha…... Lekin lagte to ajnabi ho.

[Inn0c3nt_Eyes]

Bad Neighbours

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"

The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"

"$7.98." said the butcher.

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150

[~larki Anjani~]

parosi
Aik parosi doosray say: yaar jub bhi mien gaana gana shuru karta hoon tumhara kuta mujhe pay bhonknay lagta hai
Parosi: yaar iss mien kutay ka kiya kasur pehal tu tum hi kartay ho na.

[Asmi_]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL

[baby_princess33]

Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai,
ice cream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai,
BOLO BOLO kon !!!

Husband: KON, MAIN?

Wife: HAMARA NAYA PAROSI