Polling For Month Of August : Jokes Korner

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Assalam O Allikum Friends !
Chalien Joke of the Month ke liyeh Voting karien sab akar ...!!!

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Participant 4

Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends

Participant 5

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night, And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan.

They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the Teacher and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night
and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car!
all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Teacher said they can have the re-test after 3 days.

They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Teacher.

The Teacher said that as this was a Special Condition Test,
All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS )

Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....( 98 MARKS )

a. Front Left
b. Front Right
c. Back Left
d. Back Right .....!!!

Participant 6

Once Pathan student was asked in the class.

Teacher: Aap baray ho kar kya bano gay?

After Thinking...

Pathan Replied: ** Lady Doctor**

Participant 7

class main Teacher bachon se test laita hai oor us me aik sawal deta hai. keh sabit karo keh zamiin gowl hai
aik bacha likhta hai. bhag ke daykho ya khare ho kar ,cycle per char ke daikho ya utar kar ,uth ker daykho ya beth kar zamiin gowl hi hai
aage se Teacher usi paper per likhta hai beta chishma utar ke daykho ya pehn kar number b gowl hain


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