Boy's Vs Girls Attendence......!!!

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Assalam o alikum....

dosto
mitro
te
dostiyo
mitriyo


sudhro ...sudhro..

kia la pata se ho aap sab........koi idher tashreef laata hi nahi hai..............aate bhi hain toh gin chunn ke chand loug..........baadshaho............yahan khoob aaow..........
ye thread hai...Attendence ka..........aur is ki daily calculation hogi..boys ziada aate hain is section mian ya grils...jo jitni dafa online aaye..woh utni dafa yahan present likh kar jaaiye......

is se ye hoga.......
ke is se hoga kakh nahi


lakin
lakin

yaad rahe...


do attendence ke beech main taqreeban 2 hrs ka diffrence zaroor ho..is se kam agar kisi ki post ka diffrence hai.woh qaabil-e-qubool nahi hoga...aisa na ho ke yahan baithe aap present present hi likhte rahain...........welle logo aur kaam bhi to hounge karne ko..hain na...........is tarha..sab ki aamad ki khabar bhi toh rahe gi hamain...



toh aap logon ne karna ye hai ke...bas jab bhi yahan aayain...................the famous word

PRESENT.....!!!

yahan post kar ke chale jaayain................thats all.....

inna sa kaam bhi nahi hoga kia aap se?
toh ho jaaiye shrooo...

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

ab aap hamari sharafat ko darpok ka naam na dein

acha chalain nahi deti bhai ko darpok ka name..bhai toh bare nidar ,, jaanbaaz, tez , tarraaaar, chaalaakooo, hoshiyaar, pathaakha hote hain............

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

abb sun liya na yaad rakhiye ga Kitne nayab wordss aap ko seckhaye main nay

jab hazri hi skip rahay gi tu lectures bhi skip hoon ge

main koshish karo ga head masteryani se muk muka karne ki Exams main pas ho jao ga

jee..jee..ye toh nayaab words hi the..............absent minded absent logon ko nayaab baatain bhi maaloom hoti hain..bari fit baat hai ye toh..hoooooooooo ye headmasterni koun hai yahan..zara mujhe uska name bata dain..main uski supari de doon...............absent logon ko pas karaingi wo..

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jee..jee..ye toh nayaab words hi the..............absent minded absent logon ko nayaab baatain bhi maaloom hoti hain..bari fit baat hai ye toh..hoooooooooo ye headmasterni koun hai yahan..zara mujhe uska name bata dain..main uski supari de doon...............absent logon ko pas karaingi wo..

hank you aap juldi samjh gayin werna na jane kia kia papar bailne parte

yeh jab yahan head masterni nahi hain tu main FAIL nahi ho sakta final sign un ka hi hoga

aik kaam kijye chaliya nikaal kar sonf me ki dijye supari main se main shouq se khata hoon

[Talha I]

acha chalain nahi deti bhai ko darpok ka name..bhai toh bare nidar ,, jaanbaaz, tez , tarraaaar, chaalaakooo, hoshiyaar, pathaakha hote hain............

yeh ziada hogya.. lekin chalein aap keh rai hain to maan lete hain

[Larki Anjani 93]

present.....!!!

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present........................

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yeh ziada hogya.. lekin chalein aap keh rai hain to maan lete hain

haha..shukar hai kuch toh maana...........chalain ab jaldi se present likh dain..warna class main aa kar bhi absent rahainge..

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hank you aap juldi samjh gayin werna na jane kia kia papar bailne parte

yeh jab yahan head masterni nahi hain tu main FAIL nahi ho sakta final sign un ka hi hoga

aik kaam kijye chaliya nikaal kar sonf me ki dijye supari main se main shouq se khata hoon

aik toh ap thank u main t kha jate hain....phir ye shak zahir karte hain ke yahan headmasterni hai hi nahi....par head master toh hai na.............
aur supari main se main ne chaaliya nikaal li toh sonf bhi nikaal loongi.aap tention na lain..

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aik toh ap thank u main t kha jate hain....phir ye shak zahir karte hain ke yahan headmasterni hai hi nahi....par head master toh hai na.............
aur supari main se main ne chaaliya nikaal li toh sonf bhi nikaal loongi.aap tention na lain..

Head master sahib ki khair hai wo atay hi nahi

bhook lagay tu foran kuch na kuch khana chahiye is liye T kha gaya

nahi nahi supari main se sonf meri hai batwara sahi se karein

[Talha I]

haha..shukar hai kuch toh maana...........chalain ab jaldi se present likh dain..warna class main aa kar bhi absent rahainge..

class ka instructor kon hai jab sb present hi lgaye jarhe hain?

Present

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Head master sahib ki khair hai wo atay hi nahi

bhook lagay tu foran kuch na kuch khana chahiye is liye T kha gaya

nahi nahi supari main se sonf meri hai batwara sahi se karein

le dass...attendence ki class na hui court ho gaya jahan batwaare ho rahe hain..

main bhi bare zaalim logon main se hoon.... saara supari harap jaaoongi aur batwaara nahi hone doongi..chaahe churi chale ke talwaar ke top

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

class ka instructor kon hai jab sb present hi lgaye jarhe hain?

Present

oh paa jee.idher kaan laayain..main bataati hoon................wh aap ne name suna hoga yahan..........@NoToRi0uS,
|A r s a L|,
P0!s0N !vy ye loug yahan ke instructors hain............in logon se khud to aaya jaata nahi hai yahan.par hamari haazri in ko darkaar hai har waqt.................

[Talha I]

oh paa jee.idher kaan laayain..main bataati hoon................wh aap ne name suna hoga yahan..........@NoToRi0uS,
|A r s a L|,
P0!s0N !vy ye loug yahan ke instructors hain............in logon se khud to aaya jaata nahi hai yahan.par hamari haazri in ko darkaar hai har waqt.................

lol poison ivy instructor hai? ek thappar marunga isay mein
arsal bhai tou apne bundey hain.. notorious sahab se aap nimat lijiyega

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le dass...attendence ki class na hui court ho gaya jahan batwaare ho rahe hain..

main bhi bare zaalim logon main se hoon.... saara supari harap jaaoongi aur batwaara nahi hone doongi..chaahe churi chale ke talwaar ke top

Hum Nahi Dasso Ga

Court tu lagay ga Insaaf Me ko Milay ga Chahay Kabhi Na kabhi

aur Haan Hum Bhi Bohut Mazloom Hoon Batwara Tu Karo Ga Chahay kisi bhi sazish se karon

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present...............................

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lol poison ivy instructor hai? ek thappar marunga isay mein
arsal bhai tou apne bundey hain.. notorious sahab se aap nimat lijiyega

..kion main ne kia bigaara hai ..jo Noto se main nimtooon..............Noto means mr.jhagra...

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Hum Nahi Dasso Ga

Court tu lagay ga Insaaf Me ko Milay ga Chahay Kabhi Na kabhi

aur Haan Hum Bhi Bohut Mazloom Hoon Batwara Tu Karo Ga Chahay kisi bhi sazish se karon

ye toh zulm hai zulm...jaal saazish hai my Lord.............mujhe insaaf chaahiye...tamaam sonf chaaliyaa meri honi chaahiye..jo mujh se ye sonf cheene uski zubaan pe chubh jaaye ....................bolo aameeeeeeeeeeeeen.

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Present.................!!!

[Talha I]

..kion main ne kia bigaara hai ..jo Noto se main nimtooon..............Noto means mr.jhagra...

tabhi tou mein noto sahab ke munh nai lgta

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ye toh zulm hai zulm...jaal saazish hai my Lord.............mujhe insaaf chaahiye...tamaam sonf chaaliyaa meri honi chaahiye..jo mujh se ye sonf cheene uski zubaan pe chubh jaaye ....................bolo aameeeeeeeeeeeeen.

class room main bacho ki Muhammad Ali ban rahi hain app

chubh jaye bhalay se laykin sonf meri hi ho gi

aur haan judge ko hum rishwat day chukay hain