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Assalam o alaikum . . . . mery ajeeboon. . awwwtu janab mery qawaaf mulahizah ferma lian:. . . ohh sorry mery azizoon
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.. lijiye janab aap ke samny her bar ki tarah es bir bhi Apka Most n Ghost. . .
napasandeedah tareen memeber. .The Mr. Amer. . .ek aur bakwas thread ke sath haazir he
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yon tu hamara her thread hi ek sey barh ke ek bakwas aur bogus hota he. ..
per Maa kasam. . .es baar aap es me ek nai qisam ki bakwasiyat sunain gey. . .
jo aap ne yaqeenan es se peyly dunya me kahin nahi suni hogi.. .
tu janab aap ne lerka / lerki key shadi ke rishtey se mutaliq Adds tu dekh hi rakhian honge. . .
and i know kuch tu uncle hazraat ab tak barey shoq se khosoosi tor 18 sala dosheezah ke rishty ke adds dekhty honge. . .ab kia karian ji onka bhi dil he. .
kion ke unki dosheezah itney time ke baad paaani ki Mashkeeezah jesi ho jati he. . . dhoban me milny lagti hey bilkul . . sachi. . .kion uncle!!!
tu Yahan bhi ek rishta honey jara raha he. . jo lekra lerki me hergiz nahi. . . balke. . . umeedwar yani ke candidate ek FK ka Member aur mansab e munsif yani ke Moderator ki post ke darmyan tay paay ga..
ji ji. . yahan bat ho rahi ek aisey noshy miyaan ki jo Fk per member hian. . aur dhoond rahyhian apni man pasand matlooba modship ki post ko.
Fk per females MODs ki bher maar. . mera matlab he bahaar hey. . . aur Juwanoon ki taadaad nahoney ke baraber hey. .
dosry maanon me ye kaha jay ke duyna me mardoon ki tadaad ghut rahi hey tu, FK me mujood males MODs ki intehaai mahdood tadaad ko bahaysiyat suboot ke tor per paish kia jasakta he.
Tu esi fikar me din raat ghul ghul ke jab meera wazan "barhny laga"to me ne socha kion na me hi es qurbaani ke liye khud ko paish kar doon . . aakhir ko kisi ko tu beeera utha na hi pary ga na. . . "FK ke londoon, samjha karo. . . Mardoon ki ijjat ka sawal he. . . .hahahahah".
1. nihayat shareef. . . ."yaqeen nahi tu kabhi gher bula ke dekh lain"
2. imaandar. . . "never diffrence between members n friends(dostoon asy hi bhashan ke toer per keh raha hon. . never mind. . . i m with u) "
3. Moderation skills . . . "is who mediates disputes and attempts to avoid violence. . . is ka bahtreen suboot paish karoonga ke FK me nazeer na mily gi".
4. Cooprative. . . "itna ke os had tak member ko conyance kerta rahoon ga, jab tak member khud mo se na kahdey ke me ne waqai ghalti ki . tab tak thread cloes nahi hoga."
5. Section Participation . . . " u will see my huge no of threads on top of the list"
aur es key ilawah degar qawaaif ye hain:. .
6. rang gandami.. . "pakka gandum khor hon"
7. Qud 5'11" . . . " baghir kisi cheez per khara hoey parosi ki bell baja leta hon"
8. jisamat . . . "ye tu maidaan e jang mehi pata chaly ga"
9. Beauty . .. "afriqiyoon me jo sab se ziadah khubsoorat ho ga. . os se tu bahter hi hon. . .. hahahahaha"
10. taleem. . . " Zero bata sannata"
11. Chaal chalan. . . "chaal terhi, kion ke aangen hi terha he. . . aur chalan meerha. . ta ke kurkury ban jay . .terha he per meerha he. . . hahaha"
12. Qoomiyat. . . " True pakistani . . . yaqeen nah itu 2 tootey lafz keh ke dekho mery samny watan e aziz ke barey me. . .never know ke phir kia kerta hon"
13. Obedient. . . "aisa tabeedar hon jesay nak me nukeel dala hoa Ont. .jidhar merzi ley jao . .chala jaon ga"
14. Income. . . "Bari besti kamai he. . ghoroor nahi kia. . . woh woh kossny mily hian na lekrion se. . ke bass"
15. Shoe ka size 8.5 hey. . 8 bhi pehnta hon aur 9 bhi. . .arey baba aur kitna bataon. .itny per tu shareek e hayat mil jati he. ..
aapky liey polling khuli aaj se. . . thread ke close honey tak. . . kion ke kisi bhi super MOD ka kisi time bhi super action ho sakta he. . .
Note: FK administration se guzarish he ke meir Arzi per ghor fermian . . Aur khudara, koi dhang ke males MODs bhi bhrati karain. kion,
Mardoon ki suno, woh tumhari suny ga. . .
tu ek Modship do gey, woh tum ko Adminship dega
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mod k liye itni lambi drkhusat....
parye bagair hi reject hojaye gye....
application hamysha to the pouint likhi jati hy
itna b nai pata to mod honay ka kia faida.......![]()
Halka sa tabbasam lab-e-mayous pe laa ker
Bheegi hui palkon ko chupana bhi ek huner hai...
hahaha app koi naye nahi hai jo hum larkiyon say sary bethay hain...![]()
uff larkay kitnay sartey hain hamari qabiliyat say.....
hahaha koi apko ghar bula kr pachatye gay hi apnay to uska maheenay ka sara rashan aik hi din mein khatam kr dena hai iss lea koi nahi bulata...a
u ka bhashan itna boring kiun hota hau hamesha school k bachon say spech ki terhan....
jo khud voilence krta hay usnay kahan dusron ko sambhal k rakhna hai...
cooperative ...apnay room mein kisi ko berdast nahi kr skty to yahan kiya cooperation kaisey deekha sako gay...
apki itni lambi post dekh kr andaza too hoo gaya hai ka app bak bak krnay mein kitni maharat rakhty hain...
degar qualifications k mutabik b app pooray nahi utarty handsome munday ki zarooret hain fk team mein
jo sona b hoo lama ocha b ..pehalwan b hoo......![]()
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ڈوبا ہوا ہے دل میرا خوابوں کی جھیل میں
آنکھوں میں خواہشوں کی تھکن کا خمار ہے
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ohoo. . lumi kia. . . aap osko parhian tu. . inni mahnat se hum ne os me punch daaly hian. . .
parhti he nahi. . . aur bas. . measurement ki jain gey . ..
2 line likh do . . kion report de raha hon kia blood test ki. . . baba baat ker rahy hian. . tu khul ke karain gey na. . .
ta ke hamrai Arzi me koi kami baishi na reh jay.
hum ko accept kerny ke liye Dil abra chaihy janab. . .dil waloon ka kaam he. .
phir hamara Allah ka fazal se standared itna High hey na. . ke sab log hi mo me umgliayaan daal ke bethy hian. . .hahhahhahahh
aur bahany dhoon rahy hain ke. . ye nahi hoga. . woh nahi hgao. . .hunh. . .. . hahahahahhaha
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Dani. . .thanx. . . Allah aapki mo me pakorey dain. . .emmmm m.. pakorey nahi . .woh kia hota he .. . han. .. kaila. . nahi orange. .
acha ji ghi shakkar. .. . .ab khush ..
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kion likhoon short. . .tum se tu me zabani sunnonga. . .kal yaad ker ke aana.
thanx for dua
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tanx ji thanx .. . dekho ye hotey hain log. . .thread ko enjoy kerny waly.. . . pata nahi logoon ko kis baat ki juldi he. . . baba jo likha usko parho tu. .jabhi tu asmjh me aay ga. . . ke baat sirf thread ko post kerna nahi .. .
thora pata tu chaly ke. . . koi topic rakha he. .
inshalla boaht juld aap es ko qobool hoty dekahn gay. . .
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aap ka aaiy ga . . me aapko samjha doonga. .i know aap home work bhi nahi kerty honge class ka. . . .
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hum ne ki ye gustakhi. .. .yahn ek aded rishty ki baat chal rahi he. . .
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aey. . chamat kis ko mara. .. .
baba. . . serious kion ho rahi ho. . . masti karo. . objection lagao hum per. . . I know kisi me Dum nahi ke hum ko MOD banay ga. . .
aur aisey baat nahi. . .naam nahi lena chahta. . .werna 4 indian Fourm per kamyaab modship ker chuka hon .. . jo ke greather then Fk hain. . . per apni mulk ki cheezain hamain shoro se hi pasand hain .. .
hum tu cod drink me bhi Pakola peety hain. .. .
bas kabhi apn quality per ghoroor nahi kia. . . werna mannar ka taqaza he. . . moqa mily tu sary MOD ki ek achi class ley sakta hon. per rule ye he ke. . jahan jao . . wahan ke rules ki pabandi karo. . aur choty aru baroon ka ahteraam karo. . . si liye. . .nothing i say.
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ally allly ally. . . mela pala pala biloongra. . .hahahah
kion baba. . dekho me tu writer hon. . .ab chota thread kesy likhoon. . .
tum parho tu yaar. .. itna intersting likha he me ne. .. koi enjoy hi nahi ker rahah. .
disappointment ho rahi hey. . sachi.
aery wah ji . ..sara kab hon . . mene ki koi burai kisi ki. . .halanke inney soild point hian na mery pas. . . per MODs ki respact ki waja se keh nahi sakta. . .
arey hum tu shoroo se hi lerkion ke deewany. . ohh. .matlab qadardaan hian. . .
han woh aur baat he ke. . . lerkiyaan achi khasi BORAM hoti hian . .yani ke beywaqoof. . .
aur rahi baat qaabiyat ki. . . hamian Azmaa ke tu dekhian . . sachi. . eki ordaniry londa. . ek expert lerki se achi performance dega. . .
acha ji. . hamian nai pata th ake aap ke han mehmaan ki es tarah se tawazh hoti he. . . hahahhaha. . . chalian hum apna rashan khud ley aain gey .. . aap bulain tu sahi.
hahahah. . .ji hamara bhashan. . .kabhi Writers ke darshan hon aapkey. . tu hamari tahreeron per ek nazar bad zoroor daaliye ga. tu hi aapko andazah hoga ke. . hum aur hamra bhashan ki hey. .. inni achi tahreer lihi thi. . . Jan 2012 ke comp ke liey .. per hamara Ban nahi haata. . tu erh gai. . werna aap dekhti kia shahkaar likha tha.
han na. . . aap try tu karain . .woh hota he na. . ke muhally ke ghuandy ko hi chokidaar rakh liya jay .. ti phir badmaashi kon kary ga. . .think about it. . .
room ki baat alug he baba. . .wern cooperate per hum aain tu . . . apny used banyaan tak share ke sakty hain. . hahahhahaha. ..
han ji. . dekhain na . . koi khacha nahi . .bak bak kerty rahin gey. . . woh bhi bilkul freee. . . .
lo ji sona ho ga tu lerkiyaanos pe fida ho jian gi .. .
lumba hoa tu . .aqal takhnoon me ho gi .. .
pahlwaan hota tu . .koi chamat maar ke bhag jey ga . . aur ye tondoo apnijaga se bhi hil na saky ga. ..
hamian dekhian. . shakal achinahi tu baat kion achi karon me bhala. .. hahhahaha. . .
qud bilkul fit he. . . sar se onchi kick laga sakta hon .. .
tai bando black belt hon . . koi maa ka laal . .hath uthney se pahlyh 10 baar soch ker phir kudh hi bhaag jay ga.
pata he men suna tha. .idhat ek hi , nafees, smart, stylish, bakwas, ohh . .mera matlab he brillent MOD he jis ki parchi chalti he. . . aru woh ho tum . . plz plz plz. .. kuch karo na. . .
baba hamra kahna tu ye he ke. . ek aad. .hamari tarah ka dashing male MOD bhi hona chaihy na. . .yahan tu ye haal he ke,
jis taraf aankh uthaao ho . . female MOds ki tasweeran hain. . .
Khair i m 100% sure ke hona kuch bhi nah ihe. . bas moj masti he. . .aap niklain hum me keery. . . phir mil ker unko marian gey. .. . hahahhhahha. . . .
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awwwwwwwwww. . .gohar j. . ye aap kah rahi hian. . diamgh tu hum ne kal hi maghaz fry me dal wa diya tha. . sachi. . boht umdah banah tha. ..
flop kion baba. . jab dash dash dsh \mod ban sakta he tu hum kion nahi. . . aakhir ko hum bhi roz daant brush kerty hain . ..
jab ke hum ne suna he ke. . fk per ek aap hi hian . . haseen. . khobsoorat. .. smart. ...intelligent. . . well mannared. .. jis ki parchi chalti he. . .
plz plz plz meri sifarish karian na. . .
[MENTION=176688]Amer-UAE[/MENTION]
parha hy tbi to khe rahi hn...
application hamysha point to point hoti hy ap to lagta hy siry sy school hi nai gye hy....
tbi rules or format of applicatin nai atye is ko letter kaha ja skta hy app ni
n as proud to b muslim says admin waqi free nai hy forum pe jalak deka k chaly jaty hy ap ka itna bara love letter parh hi na lye hehehehehe..........
excuse me ....kiya matlab hay aap ka ???or yeh parchi kiya hote hay ??
asal main baat yeh hay k aap ki baat mery sar sy guzar gai , chonkeh main saaf or seedhi baat karte hoon is liye gool baten mere samjh sy bahar hayn , to main seedhy or saaf alfaaz main yeh kehna chahoongi k reply k waqt hamain apny alfaaz par ghoor kar lyna chahey ..kiya khayaal hay aap ka is bary main ???
achaaaaaaaaa to wo jo 4 forums thi waha se khud agaye ya unhone chalta kardiyaa just kidding ok ALLAH kare ap mod ban jayen apko b dekh lenge
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achaaaaaaaaa to wo jo 4 forums thi waha se khud agaye ya unhone chalta kardiyaa just kidding ok ALLAH kare ap mod ban jayen apko b dekh lenge![]()