[Interview] Taimoor The Great on Hot Seat ......!!!

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Assalam o alikum friends,

kaise hain aap sab loug..must be fine..

aaj main yahan interview start kar rahi hoon....aise insaan ka..jo dostoun ka dost,,aur dushmanoun ka bhi dost hai...

jis se aap baatain karain , toh aap ko lage ga ke kisi kid se batain kar rahe hain, aik maasoom insan..

magar....maasoom insan ne sharaartain bhi bari bari kar rakhi hain net per...

be tahaaaaaaaaaaaaaasha larkoun ka dil jeeta hai......kaise bhala?

haaaaaaaaaan na....larki ban ke chat kar kar ke..aur is field main master hain mhtram sahab........matlab ..tamaam ehl-e-flirties ki inhoun ne achi khaasi watt lagaai hai..

magar ab ye sudhar gaye hain....warna munni ki tarha badnaam the

aap ko in ki post fk par ziaada tar poetry aur urdu adab section main milaingi..

jis se ye sabit hota hai.ke adab se gehri dilchaspi rakhte hain.aur bohot achi collection hai in ke paas...

he is..


So friends ziaaaaaaaada bak bak nahi karti............aap se main simply in ko welcome kehne.aur in ka interview start karne ka kehti hoon..
friendzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...a huge welcome to my bestest friend

sirftaimoor

welcome my best friend



laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakin....sab se pehle mere sawaalooun ke jawab do..........

shabash......................


1- kaise ho...theek thaak ho na.............ya main theek kar doon?
2- khush baash? ..ye sunaaow baal bache kaise hain? tumhaari zoja mohtarma kaisi hai
3- mera teesra sawaal hai ke mere doosre sawal par tape toh nahi ho na? ye mazak the baba......... ....larne jhagarne na baith jana..
4- acha chalo.now be serious...itni achi jo tumhari collection hai, poetry ki, novels ki, aur ....iqtibaasaat ki,, kahan se ikhati karte ho, books hain, ya online,
5- ache khaase naik insan ho, sharaarti bhi..ye mizaaj kahan se paaya?
6- zindagi se sab se bara sabaq kia seekha?
7- zindagi main sab se acha sabaq kia seekha?
8- zindagi main sab se bura sabaq kia seekha?
9- hanste bolte, insaan nazar aate ho bazaahir , magar jahan tak main ne personality read ki hai ....tumhari..tum andar hi andar bohot mature insan ho kia ye baat sahi hai?
10-apne baare main hamin itna bataow..ke tumhari achi aur buri aadtain hamain maloom ho ....jayain. so that main tease karti rahoon..lakin seriously bataow...apne aap ke bare main kia aur ....kitna jaante ho.
11-fb par tumhara mehboob mashghala kia hai?
12-fk par kia mashghala hai man pasand?
13-fk par sab se acha section konsa laga?
14-how many sibblings you are?
15-ammi abbu ke bare main kuch bataow.
16-tumhari net par over all personality, aur real life personality,,means behaviour main major .....diffrence kia hai jo maintain rakhte ho?
17-zindagi main kitne friends banaye, aur friends ke baare main kia raaiye hai?
18-abhi tak tumhara jitna bhi waqt guzra fk par..go ke bohot kam guzra hai, is arse main.. fk ka ....best male member ya mod, aur fk ki best member ya mod koun lage?
19-studies main kia chal raha hai? tell tell................in detail
20-pehle orkuting, phir fb, is ke ilaawa bhi dunia jahaan ki web sites.aur ab fk.............sab se acha .....waqt kahan guzra?


abhi aisa karo..in thore se swaalon ke jawb do..................baaqi baatain phir hongi..................................

[patriot19472001]

Welcome Champ!!!

Mera Mashwara hy "GHAR" se bahr nhi nikalna, Warna "FK" ki Karfew team "Watt" lagany ko ready hy (Kam se kam "Lakriun" ka yahi Irada hy

Baqi rahi baat Sawaalon ki, Hum bhi kuch na Kuch "Gosh Guzaar" Kar hi daalein gy..

Bohat Khush rahein aur khush rakhein

Regards...

[sirftaimoor]

Doston ka dost aur dusmano ka dushman :O kabhi dusmani kr k dekho tu maloom hoga
Acha abhi tak mujhe kid he samjhti ho chalo achi baat hai kuch tu samjhti ho apni samjh k mutabiq :D
Larki bun kr chat ki hai ye tu had hogyi janab sasar na insafi hai balkah buhtan hai mujh per chalo ab itni bhi serous mat ho mazak kr raha hoon


Itni sari buk buk kr k bolti ho maibak bak nahi karti
Thank you mera interview start krne k liye hope interview hoga kuch aur nahi J
And Bestest Friend yaar tum ne tu English ki watt he laga di

Ab ye tumhare sawal start hogye hain tu khatam hone ka name he nahi le rahe
Itne sawal tu kabhi paper mai nahi kiye aur os mai bhi kuch option wagera hoti he hai keh itne kro baki chor do idher bhi honi chaye thi

Chalo try krta hoon sawal no. 1 se he

1 mai bilkul thek thak hoon wese doctor kab se ban gai jo thek krdo gi aur wo bhi mujhe jo pata nahi kis kis ko kharab kr chukka hai ;)

2 baal sub k sub bache hoe aur bohat he ache bari umer tak bhi bache he rahen ge warna aam tor per larke bechare wig se guzara karte hain aur zoja mohtarma kon hai zara on ka introduction tu do is name ki larki ho mai nahi janta wesee bohat si larkion se pala para isko chor kr J

3 mai tu bilkul nahi tapa bus tum na tap jana gusse mai tum kesi lagti ab idher tu bata nahi sakta aakhir interview mera chal raha tumhara nahi ;)

4 mai ne bohat sare pages join kiye hoe aur wo daily update bhi hote rehte tu job hi acha lagta hai share kr deta hoon

5 is sawal k jawab mai tu ek sawal he hai naik insane sharati nahi hosakta ya sharati insane naik nahi hosakta zara example de kr jawab ki wazahat kro

6 , 7 and 8 question same hain tu jawab bhi same he de deta hoon life mai sabak bohat sekhe hain sub se acha aur sub bara sabak tu ye hai “Kabhi bhi har na mano ya himat na haro” ab iski wazahat kron gat u bohat kuch likh sakta hoon per sirf itna keh sakta hoon mai kabhi himat nahi harta kabhi kabhi apne se bare kaam kr jata matlab jo kaam shayad main a kr sakon wo bhi kr raha hoon
Aur sub se bura sabak ye hai jis mai akser mai fail bhi ho jata hoon “Kabhi kisi insane / dost se zarorat se ziada umeed na rakho ” end per mayoosi he hoti hai sirf Allah per trust krna chaye har kaam k liye


9 meri personality kesi ye tu mai khod tu describe nahi kr sakta jo log mujhe jante hain baaten krte hain wohi describe kr sakta hai is bare mai apni Physiology ki madam ki baat same to same likh deta hoon jo onhon ne class mai kahi thimere bare mai jub ye wala chapter read krwaya tha aur example dene k liye meri example di thi
Madam said “Taimoor quiet person hai ziada social nahi hai. Helpful hai jub bhi class mai mujhe koi kaam pare tu sub se pehle uth kr yehi aata hai . Intelligent hai aur most regular student hai kabhi chute nahi karta aur kabhi late nahi aata”

10 ye sawal thora ajeeb hai apne bare mai kya aur kese bataon tum meri dost ho aur bohat old friend ho per starting mai jese tum ne mujhe introduce karwaya hai os se mujhe laga shayad tum abhi bhi mujhe janti he nahi ho ya phir mai hoon he aisa ……….. don’t be serious mujhe jo laga mai ne bol diya baki sawal kr k pata laga lo meri achai aur burai k bare mai

11 , 12 and 13 sawal k jawab ye hain mujhe idher posting krna bohat passand hain mai achi achi baaten share karta hoon per mujhe idher k rules se problem ho rahi hai jese koi post kro tu os ka makamal hawala ho ab bohat sari post bohat achi aur sharing k qabil hoti hain per hawala na hone ki wajah se mai on ko share nahi kr pa raha ager koi admin ya mod is rule ko change kr de tu idher bohat sari achi post kr sakta hoon
Mujhe urdu adab korner passand hai kyun k os k liye bohat bari collection hai mere pass aur shair o shairy wala korner bhi passand hai per mai ab os mai ziada intrest nahi leta ab

14 hum 4 brothers and one sister hai mai sub se bara hoon

15 abu businessman hai aur is k ilawa zameendari bhi kr lete hain per wo kaam ziada tar chacho k zime hain joind family hai na ammi bus simple housewife hain

16 net per mai jesa hoon real life mai shayad aisa nahi hoon jesa keh oper bhi bataya gya itna ziada social nahiu hoon apne kaam se kaam rakhne wala insane hoon kisi k mamle mai interfere nahi krta aur na he passand krta hoon ager kisi ko meri help ki zarorat ho aur mai wok r sakta hoon tu mai zarore krta hoon

17 friends tu kafi banaye hain per on ka doraniya limited he raha hai pata nahi kyun jese bachpan k friend ab milte he saloon bad hain phir school friends jo school ki had tak he rahe aise he college aur ab university k friends hain ab shayad lagrta hai ye friend uni k bad bhi milte rahen ge per hamesha he aisa he lagta tha per nahi ho 2 friendS hai Imran and Javed on k bare mai mai keh sakta hoon wo life time friends hain aur phir tum , tum se friendship jub hoi thi jab net use krna start kia tha aur abhi tak hai bakool tumhare aur mere hamesha rahe gi bina ek dosre ko dekhe bina ek dosre mile bus net per he net nahi tu pata nahi tum kidher mai kidher koi Allah na kare aisi wesi baat ho jaye tu koi inform nahi kr sakta keh kya hoa ya kya nahi ajeeb si friendship hai phir bhi bestest friends hain

18 best mod tu Muhaddisa lagi hain aur best member jo meri friend bhi ban gai hai *~Princess Pari~* hain ziada baat tu nahi hoi per phir bohat achi hain

19 Studies ki baat na kro 4^th semester chal raha BS Computer Science ka bohat he mushkil projects per kaam kr raha hoon busy hoon be intiha next month finals aarahe hain

20 sub se acha waqat tu orkut pr tha jub new friend mile bohat bachpana bhi tha os time bohat laraiyan karta tha mai is liye mujhe tu wohi time best lagta hai

Abhi our bhi sawal hain kya :O mere tu hatho mai dard hogya hai typing krte karte toba toba kitne sawal karti ho dimagh mai kuch aur bhi rakha kro chalo milte hain phir bohat jalad he

[sirftaimoor]

Welcome Champ!!!

Mera Mashwara hy "GHAR" se bahr nhi nikalna, Warna "FK" ki Karfew team "Watt" lagany ko ready hy (Kam se kam "Lakriun" ka yahi Irada hy

Baqi rahi baat Sawaalon ki, Hum bhi kuch na Kuch "Gosh Guzaar" Kar hi daalein gy..

Bohat Khush rahein aur khush rakhein

Regards...

advice dene k liye thank you
ye tu dekhte hain kon kisi watt lagata hai ;) hum bhi kam nahi hain phir

[sirftaimoor]

Assalam o alikum friends,

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mai ne sab sawalon k jawab de kr post ki tu ye mesg aaya

sirftaimoor

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ab isko visible krwao plz

[Sai-e-Lahasil]

mai ne sab sawalon k jawab de kr post ki tu ye mesg aaya

sirftaimoor

Thank you for posting! Your post will not be visible until a moderator has approved it for posting.

ab isko visible krwao plz

Welcome... I am not sure why it went for moderation. Anyways i have approved your post. Enjoy !!

[*~Princess Pari~*]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain Taimoor aap ney merey wlcm khney ka w8 bhi nhi kiya......or JAWAAB bhi de diye........barey FAST ho aap

or Ruby ne barey mazey ka aapka TA'RUF krwaya...................Miss Flirty....shukar hey baaz aa gaey....verna sahi ki Thukai lag jani thi aapki......

Acha g.......Welcome..............!!!!!abhi aapkey jawaabaat nhi prhey .....!!!!!

[*~Princess Pari~*]

18 best mod tu Muhaddisa lagi hain aur best member jo meri friend bhi ban gai hai *~Princess Pari~* hain ziada baat tu nahi hoi per phir bohat achi hain

Haaaaaaaaaaaaiiin......................Best,Achi or wo bhi me................Zada Maska mat lagaooo

[sirftaimoor]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain Taimoor aap ney merey wlcm khney ka w8 bhi nhi kiya......or JAWAAB bhi de diye........barey FAST ho aap

or Ruby ne barey mazey ka aapka TA'RUF krwaya...................Miss Flirty....shukar hey baaz aa gaey....verna sahi ki Thukai lag jani thi aapki......

Acha g.......Welcome..............!!!!!abhi aapkey jawaabaat nhi prhey .....!!!!!

ah idher interview start hogya hai tu jawab tu dena he hoga na welcome tu karte he rahen ge members
ha ha ha acha matlab mai bach gya phir tu per mujhe pata ruby baz nahi aaye gi is liye mai ready hoon

[sirftaimoor]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaiiin......................Best,Achi or wo bhi me................Zada Maska mat lagaooo

acha ap achi nahi ho
chalo jese ap bolo mai bhi wesa he bolon ga ;)

[*~Princess Pari~*]

ah idher interview start hogya hai tu jawab tu dena he hoga na welcome tu karte he rahen ge members
ha ha ha acha matlab mai bach gya phir tu per mujhe pata ruby baz nahi aaye gi is liye mai ready hoon

lolz...................han me soch rahi thi k "Miss Flirty" agar "Mastandoon..(Ahl e Flirties)" me phans jati to sahi pitai lag jati uski...lolzzz...is liye shukar hua k aap bach gaey..............

[*~Princess Pari~*]

acha ap achi nahi ho
chalo jese ap bolo mai bhi wesa he bolon ga ;)

pehley mjh se pooch kr bola tha kiya.....

abhi aapko nhi pata ......
Zameen e chaman gul khilati hy kiya kiya........
Badalta hey rang AASMAN kesey kesey..........

[*~Princess Pari~*]

Achey jawaab diye aap ney Interview me.................!!!!!
Ruby g k mazeed sawaloon ka intizar rhey ga................................

[sirftaimoor]

Achey jawaab diye aap ney Interview me.................!!!!!
Ruby g k mazeed sawaloon ka intizar rhey ga................................


pehley mjh se pooch kr bola tha kiya.....

abhi aapko nhi pata ......
Zameen e chaman gul khilati hy kiya kiya........
Badalta hey rang AASMAN kesey kesey..........

intizar kis baat ka ap bhi tu ho na ap kr krlo sawal

Ruby k bare mai pata hai kah wo kisi ki kese lagati hai mere bare mai nahi pata ruby ko pata is liye wo khod soch samjh kr baaten kr rahi hai

ap se poch kr nahi kaha tha ap achi ho ap ne bola maska laga rahe tu mujhe laga shayad mai ne galat kaha tha

[*~Princess Pari~*]

intizar kis baat ka ap bhi tu ho na ap kr krlo sawal

Ruby k bare mai pata hai kah wo kisi ki kese lagati hai mere bare mai nahi pata ruby ko pata is liye wo khod soch samjh kr baaten kr rahi hai

ap se poch kr nahi kaha tha ap achi ho ap ne bola maska laga rahe tu mujhe laga shayad mai ne galat kaha tha

Mjhey kahin se chori krney parain gey sawal..............................q k sawalaat krney k barey me main kafi Nikammi hoon

to aap kesey lagatey hain WATT....................zara ruby ki lagaiye to hame bhi pata chaley....

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Doston ka dost aur dusmano ka dushman :O kabhi dusmani kr k dekho tu maloom hoga
Acha abhi tak mujhe kid he samjhti ho chalo achi baat hai kuch tu samjhti ho apni samjh k mutabiq :D
Larki bun kr chat ki hai ye tu had hogyi janab sasar na insafi hai balkah buhtan hai mujh per chalo ab itni bhi serous mat ho mazak kr raha hoon




Abhi our bhi sawal hain kya :O mere tu hatho mai dard hogya hai typing krte karte toba toba kitne sawal karti ho dimagh mai kuch aur bhi rakha kro chalo milte hain phir bohat jalad he

tum ne dhayaan se nahi parha.............main ne kaha..dostoun ke dost aur dushmanoun ke bhi dost ho..main tumhari dushman bani toh lag bhi jaye ga pata

hathoun ke dukhne ke zikar ko rakho aik taraf...abhi toh bhaija dukhe ga..ulte pulte sawaaloun ke jawab dene main...

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

chalo shabaash..mujhe lagta hai.sawaal oopar wale sahi nahi the............
naye sire se shroo karte hain........shayad ye wale sawal sahi houn..

1- bachpan ki sab se mazaahiya shararat?

2- burhaape main tumhara kia khayaal hai (agar tum zinda rahe toh) (Allah tumhain salaamat rakhe aameen) toh kaise nazar aane waale ho, matlab dressing kaisi rakho ge, daant baqi rahe toh brush karo ge, ya daantoun main surrmai sa dhuaan jama hoga?

3- man pasand singer koun hai, enlish and urdu both?

4- man pasand tv programme konsa hai?

5- farz karo tum aaj yahan host hote.aur main mehmaan, toh sab se ulta sawaaal kia poochte mujh se?

6- farz karo phir se ..ke agar main mehmaan hoti yahan aur tum host...toh sab se seedha sawaal kia hota tumhara mujh se?

7- tum ne mohaidisa aur princes ka zikar kia..bara acha laga..tumhara kia khayaal hai is main mujhe jelous hona chaahiye ya nahi...bachoo sachi sachi bataana..

8- mohabbat ke bare main kuch alfaaz likho. apne alfaaz

9- kabhi kisi se mohabat hui? aur agar hui toh kia kamyab bhi rahe us mohabat main..come on..ab ye mat kehne baith jana ke ruby tum toh janti ho..main toh janti hoon, par parhne wale sare loug nahi jaante.............so bataow shabash..

10- isb ki thandi thandi sarkoun par , aaj kal bari sardi hai. is sardi main hostel main rehte ho ,,ya ghoomne phirne bhi nikalte ho? aur isb ki man pasand jaga konsi lagi?

chalo..abhi in sawaaloun ke jawab do........phir daikhte hain kia karna hai?

Tamaam sawaalaat ko reply with quote karna..aur har sawal ke neeche jawab likhna.so that mujhe answers parhne main aasaani rahe...number na likh dena khali..

[CaLmInG MeLoDy]

Mjhey kahin se chori krney parain gey sawal..............................q k sawalaat krney k barey me main kafi Nikammi hoon

to aap kesey lagatey hain WATT....................zara ruby ki lagaiye to hame bhi pata chaley....

wah wah............wah bhi wah.....ye hote hain dost loug..yaaani meri watt lagwaa kar aap ko musarrat hasil hone waali hai.....main is kaam main bohot tez hoon.mujh se koi jeet nahi sakta...

[sirftaimoor]

chalo shabaash..mujhe lagta hai.sawaal oopar wale sahi nahi the............
naye sire se shroo karte hain........shayad ye wale sawal sahi houn..


Lo gi ye kya baat hoi oper itne sare sawalon k jawab diye hain ab sawal he change odher jo kuch bataya hai os ko he aage continue kyun nhi kr rahi ho ?



1- bachpan ki sab se mazaahiya shararat?

1 bachpan mai mai bohat sharati hoa karta tha mujhe khod tu yaad nhi per ghar wale batate hain meri phopho ka ghar sath he tha aane jane k liye khirki lagai hoi hai on k ghar ka floor thora neche khirki tak aane k liye steps banaye hoe hai 2 steps aur tersa khirki mai meri ek czn hai jo mujh se kuch bari hai mai os time gutno k bal chalta tha aur wo chalk sakti thi mai khirki mai ja ker ose awaz lagata “Kakiiiii aajaaaa” wo bechari bari mushkil se chal chal kr aati first step , 2^nd step jese he 3^rd step per kadam rakhti mai os k bal pakrta aur zor se ghuma k rose neche phenkh deta aur itni tezi se chalta hoa sath wale room mai chala jata thaw o roti rehti kafi dair jub chup ho jati kafi dair mai phir aisa he karta aur wo bechari sub bhol kr phir aajati
Mujhe yaad tu nahi per ghar wale jub bhi batate hain mai hans parta hoon


2- burhaape main tumhara kia khayaal hai (agar tum zinda rahe toh) (Allah tumhain salaamat rakhe aameen) toh kaise nazar aane waale ho, matlab dressing kaisi rakho ge, daant baqi rahe toh brush karo ge, ya daantoun main surrmai sa dhuaan jama hoga?




2 bhurhape k bare mai socha nahi wese mujhe os ka intizar bhi ek dost ne promise kia hoa hai jub hum 60 years k ho jain get u date per jain ge mujhe os din ka wait hai

Dressing abhi bhi mai simple dressing he karta hoon tab bhi simple he hogi aur dant bache honge aur brush bhi kron ga


3- man pasand singer koun hai, enlish and urdu both?


3 songs itne ziada suntan nahi sirf wohi suntan hoon jis ki poetry achi ho Atif Aslam aur Rahat k songs ache hote hain un se pehle kumar sanu k songs suntan tha bohat old is gold



4- man pasand tv programme konsa hai?


4 two years se idher hostel mai rehta tu TV tu dekha he nahi itne arse se in liye koi bhi nhi

5- farz karo tum aaj yahan host hote.aur main mehmaan, toh sab se ulta sawaaal kia poochte mujh se?

5 ulta sawal abhi seedha tu sochne du ulta bad mai kron ga J ulta sawal ye hota keh tum mera sweater kab banao gi ?


6- farz karo phir se ..ke agar main mehmaan hoti yahan aur tum host...toh sab se seedha sawaal kia hota tumhara mujh se?

6 lo ge ab ye kya baat hoi pehle ulta nahi aaraha tha ab seedha kese kron ? seedha sawal ye hota tum ko long drive passand hai ? (wese mera koi irada nahi hai awen poch raha hoon



7- tum ne mohaidisa aur princes ka zikar kia..bara acha laga..tumhara kia khayaal hai is main mujhe jelous hona chaahiye ya nahi...bachoo sachi sachi bataana..


7 tum ko bhala jalousie hone ki kya zarorat hai wo mujhe idher FK mai ache lage is liye on ka bataya aur tum to fk , orkut , fb , isb, din , raat , subah , sham har waqat he achi lagti ho


8- mohabbat ke bare main kuch alfaaz likho. apne alfaaz


8 Muhabbat ek ahsas hai jis ko lafzon mai qaid nahi nai kya ja sakta bohat so ne bohat kuch likha hai muhabat k bare mai per muhabat to ek ahsas hai jo insane ko apas mai jore rakhti hai jab pata hota koi nahi aaaye ga os ka intizar krna mohabat hai kisi ko dekh kr muskarana muhabat hai aur kya likhon ab likhna start krdiya tu khatam he nahi hoga is liye bus itna he kafi hai ager samjh nhi aai tu aur likhon ga





9- kabhi kisi se mohabat hui? aur agar hui toh kia kamyab bhi rahe us mohabat main..come on..ab ye mat kehne baith jana ke ruby tum toh janti ho..main toh janti hoon, par parhne wale sare loug nahi jaante.............so bataow shabash..



9 Muhabat hoi bhi hai aur kamyab muhabat se kya murad hai ? nakam muhabat kya hoti ? mujhe nahi pata muhabat tu bus muhabat hoti hai jo mai krta hon aur akhri sans tak krta rahon ga



10- isb ki thandi thandi sarkoun par , aaj kal bari sardi hai. is sardi main hostel main rehte ho ,,ya ghoomne phirne bhi nikalte ho? aur isb ki man pasand jaga konsi lagi?


10 such kaho tu mai isb mai itna ghoma phira nahi hoon itni masrofiyat hoti hai ek class subah 8 baje tu dosri class sham 4 baje har roz takreeban 6 baje he free hota hoon tu kahen ghomne phirne ka sawal he nahi peda hota doston k sath bhi plans banaye thay per kabhi kahen gaye he nahi idher jo sub se acha dost hai wo Pthan hai os k dost ziada tar pthan he hain jin k sath wo bahir jata hai is liye mujhe kabhi sath le kr he nahi gya well choro tum apni man passand jagah batao mai zarore jaon (wese bohat pehle isb ki kafi sair ki thi school age mai)


chalo..abhi in sawaaloun ke jawab do........phir daikhte hain kia karna hai?

Tamaam sawaalaat ko reply with quote karna..aur har sawal ke neeche jawab likhna.so that mujhe answers parhne main aasaani rahe...number na likh dena khali..



Lo gi mai ne tu number likh diye thay ab ye bhi krna hoga bohat buri ho tum yaar krta hoon tum easy raho raho sadi khair hai

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[sirftaimoor]

chalo shabaash..mujhe lagta hai.sawaal oopar wale sahi nahi the............
naye sire se shroo karte hain........shayad ye wale sawal sahi houn..


Lo gi ye kya baat hoi oper itne sare sawalon k jawab diye hain ab sawal he change odher jo kuch bataya hai os ko he aage continue kyun nhi kr rahi ho ?



1- bachpan ki sab se mazaahiya shararat?

1 bachpan mai mai bohat sharati hoa karta tha mujhe khod tu yaad nhi per ghar wale batate hain meri phopho ka ghar sath he tha aane jane k liye khirki lagai hoi hai on k ghar ka floor thora neche khirki tak aane k liye steps banaye hoe hai 2 steps aur tersa khirki mai meri ek czn hai jo mujh se kuch bari hai mai os time gutno k bal chalta tha aur wo chalk sakti thi mai khirki mai ja ker ose awaz lagata “Kakiiiii aajaaaa” wo bechari bari mushkil se chal chal kr aati first step , 2^nd step jese he 3^rd step per kadam rakhti mai os k bal pakrta aur zor se ghuma k rose neche phenkh deta aur itni tezi se chalta hoa sath wale room mai chala jata thaw o roti rehti kafi dair jub chup ho jati kafi dair mai phir aisa he karta aur wo bechari sub bhol kr phir aajati
Mujhe yaad tu nahi per ghar wale jub bhi batate hain mai hans parta hoon


2- burhaape main tumhara kia khayaal hai (agar tum zinda rahe toh) (Allah tumhain salaamat rakhe aameen) toh kaise nazar aane waale ho, matlab dressing kaisi rakho ge, daant baqi rahe toh brush karo ge, ya daantoun main surrmai sa dhuaan jama hoga?




2 bhurhape k bare mai socha nahi wese mujhe os ka intizar bhi ek dost ne promise kia hoa hai jub hum 60 years k ho jain get u date per jain ge mujhe os din ka wait hai

Dressing abhi bhi mai simple dressing he karta hoon tab bhi simple he hogi aur dant bache honge aur brush bhi kron ga


3- man pasand singer koun hai, enlish and urdu both?


3 songs itne ziada suntan nahi sirf wohi suntan hoon jis ki poetry achi ho Atif Aslam aur Rahat k songs ache hote hain un se pehle kumar sanu k songs suntan tha bohat old is gold



4- man pasand tv programme konsa hai?


4 two years se idher hostel mai rehta tu TV tu dekha he nahi itne arse se in liye koi bhi nhi

5- farz karo tum aaj yahan host hote.aur main mehmaan, toh sab se ulta sawaaal kia poochte mujh se?

5 ulta sawal abhi seedha tu sochne du ulta bad mai kron ga J ulta sawal ye hota keh tum mera sweater kab banao gi ?


6- farz karo phir se ..ke agar main mehmaan hoti yahan aur tum host...toh sab se seedha sawaal kia hota tumhara mujh se?

6 lo ge ab ye kya baat hoi pehle ulta nahi aaraha tha ab seedha kese kron ? seedha sawal ye hota tum ko long drive passand hai ? (wese mera koi irada nahi hai awen poch raha hoon



7- tum ne mohaidisa aur princes ka zikar kia..bara acha laga..tumhara kia khayaal hai is main mujhe jelous hona chaahiye ya nahi...bachoo sachi sachi bataana..


7 tum ko bhala jalousie hone ki kya zarorat hai wo mujhe idher FK mai ache lage is liye on ka bataya aur tum to fk , orkut , fb , isb, din , raat , subah , sham har waqat he achi lagti ho


8- mohabbat ke bare main kuch alfaaz likho. apne alfaaz


8 Muhabbat ek ahsas hai jis ko lafzon mai qaid nahi nai kya ja sakta bohat so ne bohat kuch likha hai muhabat k bare mai per muhabat to ek ahsas hai jo insane ko apas mai jore rakhti hai jab pata hota koi nahi aaaye ga os ka intizar krna mohabat hai kisi ko dekh kr muskarana muhabat hai aur kya likhon ab likhna start krdiya tu khatam he nahi hoga is liye bus itna he kafi hai ager samjh nhi aai tu aur likhon ga





9- kabhi kisi se mohabat hui? aur agar hui toh kia kamyab bhi rahe us mohabat main..come on..ab ye mat kehne baith jana ke ruby tum toh janti ho..main toh janti hoon, par parhne wale sare loug nahi jaante.............so bataow shabash..



9 Muhabat hoi bhi hai aur kamyab muhabat se kya murad hai ? nakam muhabat kya hoti ? mujhe nahi pata muhabat tu bus muhabat hoti hai jo mai krta hon aur akhri sans tak krta rahon ga



10- isb ki thandi thandi sarkoun par , aaj kal bari sardi hai. is sardi main hostel main rehte ho ,,ya ghoomne phirne bhi nikalte ho? aur isb ki man pasand jaga konsi lagi?


10 such kaho tu mai isb mai itna ghoma phira nahi hoon itni masrofiyat hoti hai ek class subah 8 baje tu dosri class sham 4 baje har roz takreeban 6 baje he free hota hoon tu kahen ghomne phirne ka sawal he nahi peda hota doston k sath bhi plans banaye thay per kabhi kahen gaye he nahi idher jo sub se acha dost hai wo Pthan hai os k dost ziada tar pthan he hain jin k sath wo bahir jata hai is liye mujhe kabhi sath le kr he nahi gya well choro tum apni man passand jagah batao mai zarore jaon (wese bohat pehle isb ki kafi sair ki thi school age mai)


chalo..abhi in sawaaloun ke jawab do........phir daikhte hain kia karna hai?

Tamaam sawaalaat ko reply with quote karna..aur har sawal ke neeche jawab likhna.so that mujhe answers parhne main aasaani rahe...number na likh dena khali..



Lo gi mai ne tu number likh diye thay ab ye bhi krna hoga bohat buri ho tum yaar krta hoon tum easy raho raho sadi khair hai