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    !!khofnak Kahani!!

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    Aap sub log mujhe pata hey theek hi hongey. kitta aap log hans rhe ho. mujhe aap ki hansi dekh ke ek idea aaya hey. keh aap ki hansi ko der mien badel deya jay.

    so mien ek kahani start kerne jarha hon. jo keh bohat hi khofnak hey. aap sub is mein ur khof peda karein. jahan pe mera paragarph end hoga wahan se next member kahani ko aagey le ke jaiga. ur jo next aaiga wo us se aagey le jaiga. her ek apne pass se kahani banata jaiga. per kahani ka tasalsul qaim rehna chaiye.

    charaztors name wohi hongey jo member ki id hogi.

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    Re: !!khofnak Kahani!!

    Dil Say Ki Talash main Chooho Ki foj aur Monkey (Silly) Nikal Parhte hain
    Inka Guzar Ek Aisi Basti Se Hota Hai Jahan Billiyan Bahot Tadad main Beshumar Thi Woh Jab Chooho Ko Dekhti Hain To Un Per Toot Perhti Hain Aur Dekhte Hi dekhte Silly Ki Chooha Foj Ka Khatma Ho Jata Hai Aur Silly Dar Kar Ek Tree Per Char Jata Hai ........

    Silly Ko Samajh Nahin Aaata Ke Ab Woh Kya Karey ............



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    Re: !!khofnak Kahani!!

    woh Billii JHB_0210 { yani mein } hoti hun aurrrr silly ro rha hota hai aur us ko samajh nahi ata k woh kya kare bethay hi bethay waqt k sath sath us ke naak mein gudgudee hoti hai ,,,, woh ider uder dekhta hai toh usay pakora nazar ajata hai.., pakora kha k us mein Popeye ki tarah taaqat ajati hai .... aur woh tree k peechay say bhaaag janay ki koshish karta hai ....

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    hehe...
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    Re: !!khofnak Kahani!!

    Lekin Jese he wo bhagne ki koshish kerta hai to samne se us ko Dil Se Hath mein danda liye apni taraf ata nazar ata hai ab jhb_0210(bili) aur silly donu ke totey ur jate hein ke iss se kese bacha jae. wo mur ke peeche ki taraf dor laga dete hein aur achanak un ko aik jhupnra nazar ata hai wo jhat pat us mein ghus jate hein aur derwaaza band ker dete hein. lkein ander ja ker un ke hosh us waqat urte hein jab wo ASyen ko Alti palti mare betha dekhte hein jis ke samne aik khufnak khupri pari hoti hai aur aik shama jal rahe hoti hai aur ASyen ajeeb zuban mein koi manter parh raha hota hai.
    ab donu sochte hein ke kia karein, nahir jaein jahan dil se dhund raha hai ya idher he chupein jahan Asyen kuch ajeeb o ghareeb kam mein mashgul hai


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    phir aik dum jhb_0210 ki taang us table se takrati hai jis pe a sayn ne dher sari khopriyan rakhi hui hain..aur phir un mein sey aik khopri neechey zameen per gir jati ahi jis ki awaz a sayn k kaan mein ajati hai ..aur woh mantar perna ruk jata hai ..jaldi sey bhag ker apney us table k irdh girdh dekhta hai kahin koi nazar ajaye .kon hai ..kahan hai..phir aik dum apni aankhein ulti ker k (hahaha) moun sey kuch perhta hai to .jahan silly aur jhb_0210 chupay hotay hain .woh jaga gir jaati hai ..aur woh dono uskey saamne kharay hotay hain..(interval)... dosri jaga dil sey apni jaga per pareshan kharey dikhtey hain k unka aik keemti moti gum gaya jissey unhey woh shakti mileygi jissey woh adamkhor notorious per use ker k ussey humesha k liye raakh ker dein
    ab woh sirf do logon per shak ker sakta hai jissey woh apni saza k jhaansey mein la chuka hai
    silly aur a sayn

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    Silly jub dekhta hey keh dil say ne us ko talash ker leya hey to wo forun apni topi pehn leta hey. ur gaib ho jata hey. ub wo dil say ke kareeb jaake us ke ser pe jake eik chutki leta hey. dil say preshaan ho jata hey. sillly us ke naak paker ke kehichta hey. dil say ghabra jata hey. ur rona shoro ker deta hey. silly us ke khule hoy moh mien matti dal deta hey. ub to dil say apni joti waheen ur danda woheen chor ke ulte paon bhaag jata hey. silly jub asyan ur jhb ko dekhta hey to .........................

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    WelDone All ( Silly Tera Band To Abhi Main Bajaunga )

    Silly jab A-Sayn ko Dekhta hai To Uski Halat Patli Ho Jati Hai A_sayn kuch mantar parh raha hota hai jisse silly Ki Topi ki shakti khatam ho jati hai Silly zameen per ajata hai ... A_sayn ne JHB ko Billi Se Ek Churail Bana diya Hota Hai Jo Silly Ko Ajeeb Nazron Se Ghour Rahi Hoti Hai .............. Silly A_sayn ke qadmo main gir jata hai bolta hai Baba main To Masoom Hoon Mujhe Sab Ne ullu banaya hai Ab tak.... Mujhe kuch na Karna ..

    Us Dil Say Ko Pakrho Baba Jo meeno Anjani Faiza Sab ko yahan se lekar chala gayaaaaaaaa Baba Main To Aapka Chela Ban Jaunga Jo Ap Kahoge Wohi karunga........... A_Sayn kuch soch kar Bolta Hai Theek Hai Aaaj Se Tu mere Liye Kaam Karega....... Mujhe Ek AIse Heere Ki Talash hai Jiske Mil Jane Ke Baad Main Dunia Mian Sabse Zyada Taqatwar Insan Ban Jaunga Meri Hukumat Hogi Sab Per........ tu Meri Madad Karega Usme.... Silly Har Baat Baba Ki maan Jata Hai........

    Udhar Dil Say Shehar Pohch Chuka HOta Hai Sath Main Anjani meeno and Faiza Bhi hain Yahan Akar Dil say is koshish main lag jata hai ke Kis Tarhan A_Sayn ke khatarnak plan ko Fail kiya jaye............

    Dil Say ko pata chalta hai Ke Ek Jadugarni hai Chanchal Chirya Jo Bht sari Shaktiyon Ki Malik Hai ........ Woh Uski Talash main Nikal Jata Hai........

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    Woh chanchal chirya ki talaash mein nikal jata hai ,,, Dil say jaadugarni ki talash mein nikal to jata hai taakay woh kisi tarah A_sayn baba ka plan Kaamiyaab na hone day ,, magar usay khabar na thi
    kay silly ab A_sayn baba ka hukum maan chuka hai , aur woh Dil say ki talaaash mein hai
    ,,, abb Silly kay saath Jhb_0210 { jo billi thi , } ab churail ban chuki hai
    silly aur jhb dil say ki talash mein hain kay woh Dil say aur us k saath sab
    saathiyon ko pakkar kar A_sayn b
    aba k hawalay kar dein ,, taakay A_sayn baba ........

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    Takey A_sayn Baba In Sab Ki Bali CHara Kar Apne Maqsad main kamyab ho sakein ........... Silly Ki Talash Jari Hai

    UDhar Dil Say Ko Kafi Dino Ki Talash ke Baad Akhir Pata chal Jata Hai Jadugarni Chanchal ka .. Chanchal Jadugarni ka Thikana Ek Khofnak Khandhar Tha Jahan Sadiyon sa veerana tha Shehar se hazaro KM ki doori per tha yeh khandar .. Dil Say wahan Kisi tarhan Pohch To Jata hai Per............

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    Par woh dekhta hai k Jhb aur Silly us ko KHojjj rahe hain ,,,
    aur achaanak say JHb ki nazar dil say par parhti hai ,
    woh silly ko ishaara karti hai k woh rha dil say ,,, jaise hi woh dono aagay barhtay hain dil say ko pakkarne k liye , dil say ultay paaun bhaagnay ki koshish karta hai
    par naa kamiyaab ho jata hai , pathar say takkra kar woh gir jata hai ,
    jhb aur silly us ko apne Qabzay mein kar lete hain aur phr achanak ..........

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    Aur Phir Achanak ....... Charo Taraf Andhera Chha Jata Hai Ajeeb Khofnak Awaze Fiza Ko Daraona Bana Deti hain Is Qadar Daraona Ka JHB jaisi Churail Bhi Dar Kar Bhang Ne Lagti Hai Silly AUr JhB Dil Say KO Wahin Chor Kar Chup Kar Dekhte Hain To Yeh Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa ...... Ankho Ko Yaqeen Na Ane Wala Manzar Samne Hota Hai ....

    Yeh Thi chanchal Jadugarni Aam INsano Se Bhat Alag Churailo Ko Bhi Khofzada Kar Dene Wali Uski Nazar Behosh Ho Chuke Dil Say Per Parhti Hai
    Woh Apni Jadu Ki Shakti Se Use Hawa Main Utha Leti Hai Aur Apne Khandar Ke Andar Chali jati Hai ....

    Silly Aur JHB Pareshan Hian Ke Ab Kya Kiya Jaye .............

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    achanik silly ka mobile bajne lagta hey Asyan ki call hoti hey. silly us ko dil say ke bare mein batata hey. to Asyan usi waqt wahan aajata hey. ur shoro ker deta hey apna manter. itte mien khofnaak andheri chalti hey. ur is mein se chanchal jadugerni nikalti hey. wo Asyan se kehti hey wapis chale jao. Asyan apne manter mein masroof hota hey. achanik jadugerni apni talwaar asyan ki tarf phenkti hey. talwar Asyan ko lagne ke baad wapis charil ke pass chali jati he. asyan ko bara gussa aata hey. wo eik dum jaadu kerta he ur charail pather ki bun jati hey. itte mein dil se bhi bahir aata hey. asyan us per bhi jadu ker ke us ko pather ka bana deta hey.
    ub silly ur jhb mil ke anjani, meeno ur faiza ko dhoont-te hoy sher ko chal prte hein. abhi wo sher se bahir hi hote hien keh achanik.........

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    Abhi Woh Shehar Se Bahir Hi Hote Hain Ke Achanak .........

    A_sayn Sab ko Ruk Jane Ko Kehta Hai Sayn Batata Hai Ke Woh Shehar Main Dakhil Jab Tak Nahin Ho Sakta Hai Jab Tak Ke 2 Khubsurat No Jawano ki Bali Na Chara Dey .... Yeh Sun Kar Silly Mayoos Ho Jata Hai

    Doosri Taraf Chanchal Jadugarni Aur Dil_say Pathar Bane Hue Parhe Hote Hain Ke Zordar Barish Hoti Hai Aur Woh Dono Phir Se APne Asal Roop Main Ajate Hain......... Tab Dil_Say Chanchal Jadugarni Ko Apni Poori Kahani Sunata Hai Kahani Sunkar Chanchal Dil_Say ka Sath Dene Ko Razi Ho Jati Hai Aur phir Dono Shehar Ki Taraf Chal Parhte Hain ..........

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    A-Sayn ko Do khoobsoorat no jawanon ki talaash hoti hai , ,,

    us kay dimagh mein kya chal raha hai , kisi ko is baat ki tawaqqah bi nahi thi
    .,,,
    chalte hi chalte , A-sayn nay silly aur Jhb ko bulaaya aur kaha k
    tum dono ko apni balii charhaani parhe gi toh hi mein sheher mein ghus
    sakta hun !!! Silly pehle hi mayuuus tha woh ab aur darrnay laga kay
    A-sayn ko kya ho gya hai aur woh kya karne kay chakkar mein hai,,

    toh JHb A_sayn se poochti hai k mein toh Churail hun ,
    mein kaise appni bali charha sakti hun ,,,
    A-Sayn kehta hai kay mujhe Jaadu kar k tum dono
    ko khoobsoorat banana ho ga aur bohut afsos kay sath
    mujhe tum dono ki bali charha dunga !!! aur sheher mein ghusa jaunga!!

    Silly aur Jhb dono hi darr jate hain aur
    chup chaap kharray hote hain ,,, unhein samajh nahi arhi k
    woh kya karein !!!

    Phr dil say aur chanchal ...........

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    Phir Dil_Say Aur Chanchal meeno , Anjani Auf Faiza Ke Paas
    Pohch Jate Hain Unhe Sab Batate Hain ..... Dil_Say bolta hai ke Hamein
    kisi bhi Tarhan A_sayn ko rokna hoga nahin to Woh tabahee macha dega...

    Idhar Silly aur JHB Dar Aur Khof Main Kuch Samajh Nahin Pa Rahein Hain Ke Kya Kiya Jaye Kaise Apni Jaan Bachayee Jaye A_Sayn Baba Ke Hatho
    Tab Hi Silly JHB ke Kaan Main AKar Kuch Kehta Hai Jisse JHB Khush
    Ho Jati Hai ... Aur Dono Sayn Baba Ke Paas Jate Hain Silly apna Drama Start Karta Hai .. woh Baba Se kehta hai ke Dekho Baba Agar Tumne Hum
    Dono ko maar diya to phir tumhara sath is anjan shehar main kaun dega?
    kuan tumko Heere ki talash main madad Dega? Bali hi deni hai To Dil_Say Ki Do Woh Khubsurat Bhi Hai ( ) JHB bhi silly ki haan main haan milati hai ........ Baba kuch soch kar bolta hai Tum theek kehte ho .... Per Mushkil Thi Dil Say Ko Dhondna ... Tab Phir ...........

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    Re: !!khofnak Kahani!!

    unki nazar 1 kawwe par padi jo red colour ka tha or woh hari ghans kha raha tha,woh log ghabra gaye,tabhi baba ne kaha ye hi dil_say hai or woh log use pakdne ke liye uski taraf badhe

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    Hain Yeh Kya Se KYa Bana Diyaaaaaa Shona ?

    Use Pakarne ke liye uski taraf barhte hain Tab hi Wahan Chanchal jadugarni ajati hai Aur Dil Say Ko Unki Nazron Se Ghayab Kar Deti Hai Tab Chanchal Jadugarni Kuch Mantar Parh Na Start Karti Hai Per Dil Say use Bolta Hai Abhi Hum Wapas Chalte Hain Sayn Baba Shehar Main Dakhil Nahin Ho Sakta Hai Hamein Isko Wahin Jakar Khatam Karna HOga ..... Doosri Taraf Silly Bahot Gusse Main Hai Ek Baar Phir Dil Say Uske Hath Se Nikal Gaya Tha Tab WOh ....................

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