Share Your Bongiyan....

[(Smiling Moon)]

Fk ke Gao'n Walo !
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Asalam-o-Alaikum

Mai aa gai

Umeed hai mujhe dekh ker ap sab bilkul theek ho gaye hon gay...Sab log bohot si bongiyan martay hain jese ke...


1 - When little kids ask you to open something for them , but you cant .


2 - When you already said GoodBye to your best friend but u cant stop msging / replying back .


3 - Running up the stairs in fear because you feel an evil presence behind you .


4 - When you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you .


5 - When the only thing you know in your test is the Date and your Name .


6 - When the dentist ask you a question while his hands are in ur mouth .


7 - When you accidentally type your password in username slot .


8 - When your teacher asks you to read out loud , and you dont even know what page they are on.


9 - When you're typing without looking at your screen , then you look up and find out you've not typed a thing.


10 - When someone you hate say something funny and you try not to laugh.


11 - When the teacher leaves the room, then one minute party begins .


12 - When you're talking about someone and you realize that they're right behind you .


13 - when you send someone an IM and they sign off .


14- when you sit on the remote and think a ghost turned on the TV.


15-when you type your Fb password n you can't sign in you react like "OMG!! I'm hacked!".Then you find ou that your Caps Lock is On



In mein se ap kon si bongiyan martay hain ?...Agar koi new variety ho to woh bhi share ker dain

Acha to apna khayal rakhiye ga sab plzz...Hum chalay

Allah Mian sab ko khush rakhen

[Malik Boota]

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​Pa'en hunn mai mazak vee nai ker sakdi ?

Aray mera bucha... Hamsheera meri ap mazak nahi kero gaye tu kaun karay ga Carry one... But, itni shi batoan py dil nahi tootna chahye, next time totta tay main jootiyaa marniya nay ayno

[(Smiling Moon)]

Aray mera bucha... Hamsheera meri ap mazak nahi kero gaye tu kaun karay ga Carry one... But, itni shi batoan py dil nahi tootna chahye, next time totta tay main jootiyaa marniya nay ayno

Nahi nahi...Pa'en mai apne dil nu Toot-olio ton bachan laye 2 qatray elfi de pilani aan...mera dil nahi tootda...tusi apni fikar karo...nahi tey pehla case tuhada hi na hoye

[Malik Boota]

Nahi nahi...Pa'en mai apne dil nu Toot-oli ton bachan laye 2 qatray elfi de pilani aan...mera dil nahi tootda...tusi apni fikar karo...nahi tey pehla case tuhada hi na hoye

Thats like gooood gurl.... Apny veeer dy naksh e kadam ty kadi naa chulien tu..... Mera case hu gya daa way jidu ay dil toootyaa se bari jooootiyaa piyaaan san aynu..... Abaaa jee ny ty dang nal hocky khaidhi seee aydeee naaaaaal...... Ahhhhh kia zamana ceee.....

[(Smiling Moon)]

Thats like gooood gurl.... Apny veeer dy naksh e kadam ty kadi naa chulien tu..... Mera case hu gya daa way jidu ay dil toootyaa se bari jooootiyaa piyaaan san aynu..... Abaaa jee ny ty dang nal hocky khaidhi seee aydeee naaaaaal...... Ahhhhh kia zamana ceee.....

Aray wah !!! mai kahan thi??? woh dil-kash nazaray maine kyun nahi dekhay ??????

[Malik Boota]

Aray wah !!! mai kahan thi??? woh dil-kash nazaray maine kyun nahi dekhay ??????

Buchay tum us wakat choooti thi, wesay be wo nazary bucho kay daikhny walay nhi thy.... Koi nhi unkareeb fair kuj aysa huga, kiyon kay teray is veeer ka aik e azam hy aub, shaaaadi larki bhagaa kay e krni hy chahye ghar waly raaazi e kiyon naa hoan, ghar se bhagany wala aik mooka miss kiyaa ab usay kbhi poora b tu krna hy naaan tu tention maa lay teri dwaien huwaein tu ayse maukayy bar-haa awaein gye.... :p

[Talha I]

3 - Running up the stairs in fear because you feel an evil presence behind you .
yeh bongi mein bachpaan mein marta thaa!


8 - When your teacher asks you to read out loud , and you dont even know what page they are on.

yeh mere sath huwaa hai... lekin bht kum hua hai

10 - When someone you hate say something funny and you try not to laugh.
awesome.. mein nahi hansta sach mein

11 - When the teacher leaves the room, then one minute party begins .
har waqt hi party hoti thi!

12 - When you're talking about someone and you realize that they're right behind you .
yeh jab bhi hota hai to mein kehta hun "shetaan ka nam lia aur agya"

Bas aur bongiyaan nahi martaaa mein unme se koi bi


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So wat have i shared above ?....

kyaaaaaa? all those lines were actually your bongiyaan? i myself took them as examples

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phone tailer ko karna hota hai kar driver ko daiti hun jab wo utha ke hello kahta hai tu yaad ata hai oye yeah kis ko kar diya

missy ka burhapaa agya hai yaani

Wa Alikum Assalam
sab sy bari bongi tu aapny mari hai ye thread bana k .....
hmm ...... meri tu ye aadat nahi bongyan marny ki .......

sb se bari bongi yeh hai ke aap koi bongi nai marti har normal insaan bongiyaan martaa hai!

When little kids ask you to open something for them , but you cant .
When you already said GoodBye to your best friend but u cant stop msging / replying back .
Running up the stairs in fear because you feel an evil presence behind you .
When you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you .
When the only thing you know in your test is the Date and your Name .
When you're typing without looking at your screen , then you look up and find out you've not typed a thing.15-when you type your Fb password n you can't sign in you react like "OMG!! I'm hacked!".Then you find ou that your Caps Lock is On


i didn't get yet dat what da word 'Bongy' exactly mean?

tm tou chaa gyi zara bari bongi ho tm

do din tak aik card load karne main lagi rahi don din baad pata chala ke wo mobilink ka nahi uphone ka card hai

yarh missy aap ne tou had krdi

[(Smiling Moon)]

Buchay tum us wakat choooti thi, wesay be wo nazary bucho kay daikhny walay nhi thy.... Koi nhi unkareeb fair kuj aysa huga, kiyon kay teray is veeer ka aik e azam hy aub, shaaaadi larki bhagaa kay e krni hy chahye ghar waly raaazi e kiyon naa hoan, ghar se bhagany wala aik mooka miss kiyaa ab usay kbhi poora b tu krna hy naaan tu tention maa lay teri dwaien huwaein tu ayse maukayy bar-haa awaein gye.... :p

Wese bhai jaan jitna ap free ho jatay hain na...bhabi shadi ke liye to kya...apke saath to koi race laganay ke liye bhi nahi bhagay ga



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3 - Running up the stairs in fear because you feel an evil presence behind you .
yeh bongi mein bachpaan mein marta thaa!


8 - When your teacher asks you to read out loud , and you dont even know what page they are on.

yeh mere sath huwaa hai... lekin bht kum hua hai

10 - When someone you hate say something funny and you try not to laugh.
awesome.. mein nahi hansta sach mein

11 - When the teacher leaves the room, then one minute party begins .
har waqt hi party hoti thi!

12 - When you're talking about someone and you realize that they're right behind you .
yeh jab bhi hota hai to mein kehta hun "shetaan ka nam lia aur agya"

Bas aur bongiyaan nahi martaaa mein unme se koi bi


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kyaaaaaa? all those lines were actually your bongiyaan? i myself took them as examples

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missy ka burhapaa agya hai yaani


sb se bari bongi yeh hai ke aap koi bongi nai marti har normal insaan bongiyaan martaa hai!


tm tou chaa gyi zara bari bongi ho tm



yarh missy aap ne tou had krdi

Hahaha !! chotu..actually yeh sab maine likha nahi sirf share kia hai...lekin yeh sab bongiyan mujhse aik na aik baar sarzad zaroor hui hain aur kuch to hoti rehti hain

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phone tailer ko karna hota hai kar driver ko daiti hun jab wo utha ke hello kahta hai tu yaad ata hai oye yeah kis ko kar diya

Wah G wah !!...Annay wah !!

[Malik Boota]

Wese bhai jaan jitna ap free ho jatay hain na...bhabi shadi ke liye to kya...apke saath to koi race laganay ke liye bhi nahi bhagay ga

Kukh naan ray tera.... Tu badaaam kahawin o KOORAY nikalan, Tu chaye peenay bythay teri CHAYE mein makhi swimming karay /huh.. Bhai ka DIL e tooor diya.... Mana koi nahi bhaagay ghi par such tu mat bole naan :D

Chul khair haye AGHWA kar lain gaye... Kia kehti ho ?

[(Smiling Moon)]

Kukh naan ray tera.... Tu badaaam kahawin o KOORAY nikalan, Tu chaye peenay bythay teri CHAYE mein makhi swimming karay /huh.. Bhai ka DIL e tooor diya.... Mana koi nahi bhaagay ghi par such tu mat bole naan :D

Chul khair haye AGHWA kar lain gaye... Kia kehti ho ?

Ohooo itni bad-duaain........
Wese bhai apne kaha tha jiska dil joota usko jootiyan paray gi
Tey fair kee khayal ay ?

[Malik Boota]

Ohooo itni bad-duaain........
Wese bhai apne kaha tha jiska dil joota usko jootiyan paray gi
Tey fair kee khayal ay ?

yum yum ahum ahum.... kadi kadi bunda koi siyaasi biyaan vee day dyndaa ki ho gya way... tu tay agaye e tiyaar byhti way zalamien... kuj tay sharm par wadday paien tay implement karna tu ve ay.... iski harkatay daikho jootya wali line agay emotion e aysa haye kay soch raha hoan hamsheeraa itni khush hoghi tu ho e lay :D

[mi$$y]

Wah G wah !!...Annay wah !!

haan anhe wah pata nahi main akser bedhani main hoti hun

[(Smiling Moon)]

yum yum ahum ahum.... kadi kadi bunda koi siyaasi biyaan vee day dyndaa ki ho gya way... tu tay agaye e tiyaar byhti way zalamien... kuj tay sharm par wadday paien tay implement karna tu ve ay.... iski harkatay daikho jootya wali line agay emotion e aysa haye kay soch raha hoan hamsheeraa itni khush hoghi tu ho e lay :D

Oye hoye !! wadday syasatdaan .......jee pa'en mai aggay hi tayar bethi honni aan...
Behne choti bhi hon to bari hi hoti hain ..tabhi to unke haath pehle peelay kertay hain
Nahi Pa'en mai tuhanu mukran nahi dena is bayan ton
Tuhanu "Man of words" mai bawan gi...

[Malik Boota]

Behne choti bhi hon to bari hi hoti hain ..tabhi to unke haath pehle peelay kertay hain

Baaaaki galaaawwwwnnn baaaachoan, tu mynu ay das tynu ay gal likhdiyaaaan sharam nahi awien..... mera tay haaasaa leak e hunda jaa riya way.... ajj kal kuriyan chiryaan nay vivah dee booti jaldi nahi...... aik main waaaan jeerrra ais paaasay andaaa e nahi :D

[(Smiling Moon)]

Baaaaki galaaawwwwnnn baaaachoan, tu mynu ay das tynu ay gal likhdiyaaaan sharam nahi awien..... mera tay haaasaa leak e hunda jaa riya way.... ajj kal kuriyan chiryaan nay vivah dee booti jaldi nahi...... aik main waaaan jeerrra ais paaasay andaaa e nahi :D

Sada chiriyan da chamba aay...Asaan phurrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr ker ke udd jana

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aik main waaaan jeerrra ais paaasay andaaa e nahi :D

Koi gal nai pa'en layan walay ley aan gay

[Malik Boota]

Sada chiriyan da chamba aay...Asaan phurrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr ker ke udd jana

Aye gaalaaan mynu kuj chungiyaaan nahi laug riyaaaan... Keroan nasaaan dee plaannning main kar riyaa see, implement lagda tu karein ghi.... para shauk way tynu udan daa...... pehlay bhai bhagay ga :D tu baad mein sochti rahien kia karna

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Koi gal nai pa'en layan walay ley aan gay

Nahi hun tey teray Paien buddhay ho gaye nain

[(Smiling Moon)]

Aye gaalaaan mynu kuj chungiyaaan nahi laug riyaaaan... Keroan nasaaan dee plaannning main kar riyaa see, implement lagda tu karein ghi.... para shauk way tynu udan daa...... pehlay bhai bhagay ga :D tu baad mein sochti rahien kia karna

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Nahi hun tey teray Paien buddhay ho gaye nain

...................tameez naal acha ....wese udan wala kam ee nahi ...lehnga pehen ker kon bhag sakta hai bhai ....
Tusi sathya gaye ho bhai...mai nahi bolti

[Malik Boota]

...................tameez naal acha ....wese udan wala kam ee nahi ...lehnga pehen ker kon bhag sakta hai bhai ....
Tusi sathya gaye ho bhai...mai nahi bolti

Chunga haye udan wala kaam nahi haye, kiyoan kay agar kaddi mynu laga teraa dil tooota haye sab say pehlay "Man Of Words" tab daikhnay ko milay ga tujaye :D

Sathiya gya hoan main.... Wesay aye ho skda way, har koi ayhi samjhda way :D .... Chul koi nahi.... Sthiyaan walayaa day koi singh tay nahi nikal awunday

Aur, alay mela bucha kiyoan naraaz ho gya haye .. Kia hoa haye chanda ... Kiyoan nakhray kar rahi haye

[Haz!L]

3 - Running up the stairs in fear because you feel an evil presence behind you .
yeh bongi mein bachpaan mein marta thaa!


8 - When your teacher asks you to read out loud , and you dont even know what page they are on.

yeh mere sath huwaa hai... lekin bht kum hua hai

10 - When someone you hate say something funny and you try not to laugh.
awesome.. mein nahi hansta sach mein

11 - When the teacher leaves the room, then one minute party begins .
har waqt hi party hoti thi!

12 - When you're talking about someone and you realize that they're right behind you .
yeh jab bhi hota hai to mein kehta hun "shetaan ka nam lia aur agya"

Bas aur bongiyaan nahi martaaa mein unme se koi bi


---------- Post added at 04:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:45 PM ----------



kyaaaaaa? all those lines were actually your bongiyaan? i myself took them as examples

---------- Post added at 04:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:51 PM ----------



missy ka burhapaa agya hai yaani


sb se bari bongi yeh hai ke aap koi bongi nai marti har normal insaan bongiyaan martaa hai!


tm tou chaa gyi zara bari bongi ho tm



yarh missy aap ne tou had krdi

hahaha seriously?

me b mashhoor ho gae hoon wah wah! haha

[Talha I]

Hahaha !! chotu..actually yeh sab maine likha nahi sirf share kia hai...lekin yeh sab bongiyan mujhse aik na aik baar sarzad zaroor hui hain aur kuch to hoti rehti hain

wese bht hi common gongiyan share ki hain aapne.. ho hi jati hain yeh bongiyaan sbse

[Talha I]

hahaha seriously?

me b mashhoor ho gae hoon wah wah! haha

aap mashoor hain already