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    Husband Wife Fighting


    The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.



    “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’

    A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”


    ************************************************

    Santa
    - My wife died yesterday..
    I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
    what to do?
    Banta - No Problem.
    Just Imagine she Came Back.


    **********************************************


    Husband - What you said me DOG….. How dare you ??
    Silence

    Husband asks again?

    Again Silence

    He asked again

    Wife- Oh my darling I did’nt said you DOG but please stop barking…..


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    ڈوبا ہوا ہے دل میرا خوابوں کی جھیل میں

    آنکھوں میں خواہشوں کی تھکن کا خمار ہے


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    Re: Husband Wife Fighting

    The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

    “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’

    A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”

    lol, this is cute=D

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    I Am lEAst bOthErEd
    wh
    At pEOple thInk
    AbOUt mE...




    I Am nOt hErE tO
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    Re: Husband Wife Fighting

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.MaNgO View Post
    The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

    “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’

    A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”

    lol, this is cute=D
    apky ander ki wish....

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    h\
    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkling_Ey3s View Post
    apky ander ki wish....
    Haxar khwahishen esi k hr khwahish p dum nkly
    Sub kch kahn mlta e Sister

    lol, ni kbi esi khwahish ni ki

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    Re: Husband Wife Fighting

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.MaNgO View Post
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    Haxar khwahishen esi k hr khwahish p dum nkly
    Sub kch kahn mlta e Sister

    lol, ni kbi esi khwahish ni ki
    haha do opposite sstatement....kis ka yakeen kry dil yeh ....

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    all nice but santa, and banta,always good---------------------

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    Nice .....!..!...!.!!..!!..! lol

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    love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.




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    hahahahhaha all are nice ....

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    Re: Husband Wife Fighting

    LoL
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    Hum Na'Janey Kis Pa'l Main Saniha ho Jaein Gay ..


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    lolzzzzzz nyc......

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    Lol nice...............................

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