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    If computer languages were car..

    * C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.

    * C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.

    * Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not too fast, and you can't hurt yourself.




    * C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again.


    * Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine.

    * Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a perl car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's.

    * Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.

    * Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl, Python and Smalltalk cars were involved in a three-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many people think was better than the sum of the parts.

    * Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model.


    * Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one.

    * Assembly Language is a bare engine; you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell.

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    Re: If computer languages were car..

    ye sub perhna hey ...............

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    Re: If computer languages were car..

    lol......................................

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    Re: If computer languages were car..

    lol

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    Re: If computer languages were car..

    Quote Originally Posted by mEE_nO View Post
    ye sub perhna hey ...............
    koi baat nahin mee-no...thora sa perh lo bus

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    Re: If computer languages were car..

    Assalam-o-Alikukm WR WB

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