Share ur favorite jokes

[~*NightFairy*~]

Assam-u-Alaikum


kesy hain sab INSHAALLAH teek hongey

main soch rahi thi ke kuch new start karun

to yahan kerna ye hai ke wo jokes share kerny hain jo apke fav hain

jinko sun ke ap apni hansi control nahi kar saktey

so lets share ur fav jokes here

lakin funny honey chahiye ke hansi bhi aye

khush rahiye

ALLAH HAFIZ

[Mr Meer]

Wa salam
well Acha silsila hai

eik Joke pichlay dino nazar se ghuzra jo abhi tak yaad hai

Pathan :- Ye Plastic surgery Ka kitna paisa lagay ga ?

Dr :- 2 Lakh

Pathan :- Agar Plastic Hum day de tu ........... ?

[Anuzah]

walaikumsalam interesting thread

Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.

Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words if it concerns his will.

The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

[~*NightFairy*~]

ye joke parh ke main bohat hansi thi

Teacher:
Tell me the Bird name by seeing its legs only

Sardar:
I dont know

Teacher:
You are failed. Tell me your name.

Sardar:
See my legs and tell me my name

[Gul.R.Huma]

Wa salam
well Acha silsila hai

eik Joke pichlay dino nazar se ghuzra jo abhi tak yaad hai

Pathan :- Ye Plastic surgery Ka kitna paisa lagay ga ?

Dr :- 2 Lakh

Pathan :- Agar Plastic Hum day de tu ........... ?

.......................................!!

[Silent_Wish]

walikum salam
bahut acha silsila shuro kiya siso aapne


One day little Jenny came home from school, and said to her
mother, "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that
I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible Jenny dear! I'm going
to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was
it that you didn't do?"

Little Jenny replied, "My homework."

[mirchi]

Very nice idea. I found this picture. Its not joke but you will like it.

[~*NightFairy*~]

Wa salam
well Acha silsila hai

eik Joke pichlay dino nazar se ghuzra jo abhi tak yaad hai

Pathan :- Ye Plastic surgery Ka kitna paisa lagay ga ?

Dr :- 2 Lakh

Pathan :- Agar Plastic Hum day de tu ........... ?

haan ye maine bhi parha tha funny tha

[~*NightFairy*~]

walaikumsalam interesting thread

Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.

Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.

The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

ahan nice joke
aur bhi share kerna

[~*NightFairy*~]

walikum salam
bahut acha silsila shuro kiya siso aapne


One day little Jenny came home from school, and said to her
mother, "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that
I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible Jenny dear! I'm going
to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was
it that you didn't do?"

Little Jenny replied, "My homework."

aj kal ke bachey bhi na

[Noor-e-Sahar]

wa salam very nice sweety


hathi ur chohey ki mulaqat hoi .........ur chohey ney hathi ki umar poochi ?

hathi ney kaha 2 saal ''' choha kahne laga ...

umer tu meri b itni hi hai laikin may zara beemar sheemar rehta hon...

[~*NightFairy*~]

wa salam very nice sweety


hathi ur chohey ki mulaqat hoi .........ur chohey ney hathi ki umar poochi ?

hathi ney kaha 2 saal ''' choha kahne laga ...

umer tu meri b itni hi hai laikin may zara beemar sheemar rehta hon...

haye meri behna

bohat cute sa joke hai

[Silent_Wish]

larky waly hum ko larki pasand hai shadi kab karni hai?

LARKI WALY;Abi to hamari larki perh rahi hai.....!

LARKY WALY; hmara beta konsa Kaka hai jo kitaben pharr de ga

[Chicky]

Ws

Nice thread

ye meri taraf se

Film k poster k uper kesi peer k uras ka poster lag jata hai , aur dono thore phaat jatay hain aur text ye banta hai :

1 ticket mae 2 mazay , qawali k baad lunger bhi hoga , Hazrat Alama Molana Gujar badmash sultan rahi k full action mae ! Khawateen k liyay parday ka khaas ahtamam ! Saima k dil fareeb raqs mae shaareek ko kar ! sawab-e-dareen haseel karain

[Silent_Wish]

Ws

Nice thread

ye meri taraf se

Film k poster k uper kesi peer k uras ka poster lag jata hai , aur dono thore phaat jatay hain aur text ye banta hai :

1 ticket mae 2 mazay , qawali k baad lunger bhi hoga , Hazrat Alama Molana Gujar badmash sultan rahi k full action mae ! Khawateen k liyay parday ka khaas ahtamam ! Saima k dil fareeb raqs mae shaareek ko kar ! sawab-e-dareen haseel karain

[manahil nauman baqi]

mom- beta school mein meethee meethee baatain karna
beta- ok
BETA SCHOOL CHALAA GIA
sir-beta tumhara name kia hai?
bacha-gulaab jaaman!
sir- tumhaari ami ka kia naam hai?
bacha-burfi!
sir-tumharay abu ka naam kia hai?
bacha- cham cham!
SIR MAD HO KER BOLAY
sir-TUM KAHAN REHTEY HO?
bacha- methai k dabay mein!!!!!!!!!!

[Expired]

Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'

'Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself.'

'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for! The rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked. 'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be
safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'
'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. 'I'd do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.
'Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?'

[(((((Auspicious)))))]

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[~*NightFairy*~]

lolzzzzzz
aur bhi share karo na baki loog kahan hain

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