~*PaPa Ki PaRi*~
Assam-u-Alaikum
kesy hain sab INSHAALLAH teek hongey
main soch rahi thi ke kuch new start karun
to yahan kerna ye hai ke wo jokes share kerny hain jo apke fav hain
jinko sun ke ap apni hansi control nahi kar saktey
so lets share ur fav jokes here
lakin funny honey chahiye ke hansi bhi aye
khush rahiye
ALLAH HAFIZ
!~! Warning !~!
I gOt aTiTuDe AnD I KnOw WhEn AnD hOw To UsE iT
!~! sO Be CaReFul !~!
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Undesirable...!!!
Originally Posted by uzmi99
Inna haasaaLoL
sadkay jawaan paar hath na awaa
Banned
bhi wah ............................ cute
The Best is yet to Come
Walikum Aslam
Aik Biwi boahat jaldi mein thi
or uski car khrab thi
usney apney Husband sey bola Key "Can you call me Taxi"
and he said "ok YOU ARE A TaXI"
*~DeAtH~*
Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."
The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"
On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.
The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?
Santa says, "Oh sure."
The boss asks how deep underground he worked.
Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground."
The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"
Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"
~*Mamma Ki Pari*~
Teacher : titanic kaise doba ?
student : DABUK
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DABUK
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BUDUK
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BUDUK ...
BUDUK...
BUDUK...
GULUM...
gulu gulu gulu
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puchik........................
~*PaPa Ki PaRi*~
nice jokes
aur bhi share karo na sab
~*Mamma Ki Pari*~
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
wa alaikum assalam
wah re sab ki pasand barhi achi hia
chalo meri side se
Agr tum jise pyar krtey ho ussey
Na pa sako to
Us ka number mujhe de do
kia pata mere sath set ho jaye.
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When you put your hope for love, praise, success, happiness, and recognition in the people, you will walk away disappointed with a broken heart. It is only when you put this hope in Allaah will your heart and soul find peace, relief, and pleasure. Indeed Allaah speaks the truth in the Qur'aan: "Verily, in the remembrance of Allah do hearts find rest. (13:28)"
~*PaPa Ki PaRi*~
lolzzzzz @ scream
aur bhi share ker na
~*Mamma Ki Pari*~
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
~*PaPa Ki PaRi*~
hehehehe
nice one @ noor
kind to others
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
..........Ek Bus Conductor ki Shadi ho rahi thi,
wo stage pe sofay pe bethey hoey Apni Dulhan se bola:
"Zara idhar ho k betho BAaJi ek sawari or bhi Baith sakti hai
Junior Member
Re: Share ur favorite jokes 
greattttttt
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Aik Sardaar Pani P Raha tha Tu
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Tu Kia ?
Aray Is per b Joke Chahiye
Becharay ko Araam se Pani tu peenay dain na
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~*Mamma Ki Pari*~
koi hal nai sardar ki jagha apna nam likhte ziada hansi ani thy
Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.
Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,
"Allah-u-Akbar"
And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.
The Best is yet to Come
@Noor..really funny...lollz
@Meer bhai..wah kia joke hai.....itna acha laga baki sab bhool gaye
~*Mamma Ki Pari*~
Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per Us Ne Mujh Se Kaha JAHAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY . . . . . . . ;- /
~*Mamma Ki Pari*~
Junior Member
bahut achi kawaish hai ap ki jari rakhiye
Undesirable...!!!
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947
Alif...Annar
By....Bakri
Py....Pankha . . . .
Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008
Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol
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