~*PaPa Ki PaRi*~
Assam-u-Alaikum
kesy hain sab INSHAALLAH teek hongey
main soch rahi thi ke kuch new start karun
to yahan kerna ye hai ke wo jokes share kerny hain jo apke fav hain
jinko sun ke ap apni hansi control nahi kar saktey
so lets share ur fav jokes here
lakin funny honey chahiye ke hansi bhi aye
khush rahiye
ALLAH HAFIZ
!~! Warning !~!
I gOt aTiTuDe AnD I KnOw WhEn AnD hOw To UsE iT
!~! sO Be CaReFul !~!
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miyan biwi k jhagray main miya biwi ko aik thapar maar deta hai.
thori dair main miya ko ahsaas hota hai k us ne biwi ko thapar maar k ghalti ki tu us ko mananay k lie kahta hai.
" dekho jaan, insaan jis se pyar karta hai ussi ko maarta bi hai"
biwi aik dum miya k mooon par do zalim kisam k thapar raseed karti hai aur kahti hai. "tu janoo aap kia samakhtay hain main aap se payar nahi karti"..................
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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
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Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
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As salam alaikum
Chand Mazdoor Ko Aik Fridge Ko 10th Floor Par Pahuchana Tha. Us Builiding Ki lift Kharab hogai Thi To Unhaon Nay Usay Apnay Haton May Utha Kar Seedhi Say Upar Laygay. Laikin Unhain Kis Floor Par Hai Yaad Nahi Raha To Unhon Nay Apnay Eik Aadmi Ko Bheja Neecha Kay Ja Maloom Kar Kay Aa Kay Ham Kis Floor Par Hain. Us Nay Aakar Kaha Kay Eik Acchi News Hai Aur Eik Kharab News Hai. Unhon Nay Kaha Ka Pahlay Acchi News Suna. Us Nay Kaha Ka Yeh 10th Floor Hai. Aur Buri News Yeh Hai Kay Ham Log Wrong Building May Aagay Hain.
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Ek Janab daily ek Lady doctor ki
clinic ke aage 9am pe khare ho jaate
the aur Taapa-Taapi kerte the.
Lady doctor kafi din se watch ker
rahi the. Doctor ne us Aashiq se bola
tum ye roz 9 am pe yahan roz kyon
aate ho aur kya kerte ho.
Un Janab ne kaha hai ki aapke
us board pe likha hai ki
ladies ko dekhne ka time
9am to 11am. Is liyeaate hain.
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Originally Posted by samim unwer
Wah Bhai Wah Unwer Ya Anwer
bahut suder joke mazedaar joke
pesh kiya aapne. Shukriya. Lage
raho Unwer bhai.
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Meera says about
Sania and Shoaib:
Mai boht khush
hun that both
couples are
‘’sportsMAN”:D
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
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Re: Share ur favorite jokes 
Oh its a fine joke u hav narated. Actually i havwalaikumsalam interesting thread
Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words if it concerns his will.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
delivered to lots of my guys this short and
sweet joke and they liked. I also liked to read it
presented by you. Good. Release more. Bye Bye
friend Anuzah.
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Ek Bar God Called President of France
US and India to share their countr'ys problems.
Subse pehle France ke President told Oh God
meri country se corruption kitne years me khatem
(end ) ho jayega. God said 30 years. The President
ne Rona start ker diya that mere zinda rehte corruption
Khatem nahin hoga.
Then came US president same problem of corruption.
God said it will 40 years to end the corruption from
your country. Janab Bush bhi Rone lage. Oh during
my life time it won't end.
In the last India prseident called, he also said the
corruption. God kitne saal main corruption ka KHAATMA
Hoga. God started weeping and said '' OH MERI LIFE TIME
MAIN INDIA SE CORRUPTION KA KHATMAN NAHIN HOGA"
R. M. DIXIT
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Okay Increased more words.
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Okay Increased more words.
Last edited by R. M. Dixit; 04-29-2010 at 06:39 AM. Reason: cORRECTION
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When I was Born , GOD Said , "Oh No! An Other IDIOT".
When U were Born ,GOD Said , "Oh No! COMPETITION".
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Aik interview mein Ahmed Fraz oar Meera invited they.
Ahmad fraz sey swal pocha gya k
"kya baat hy Fraz Sahib humarey mulk mein 1974 k badd koi Qomi Hero Samny nuhi Aye"
Fraz Sahab abhi becharey jwab dena chah hi ruhy thay k Merra G Answered
"Nuhi g aisi koi baat nuhi hein humarey bhi heroes buhet achy aye hein jaisey
"Shaan, Muammer. Saood".
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Ek bari Ek Sardaar bara pareshan tha.
Sardaar ke dost ne pooncha jee kya
baat hai bare udaas lag rahe ho.
Are maine apne ek dost ko Two Lacs
rupees diye the us Saale ne Face ki
Plastic surgery kerwali hai ab main
us badmaash ko Pehchaan nahin pa
raha hoon.
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Police Inspector ny apny spahi sey poocha
"Haan bhai jwan chore pukra gya"?
Spahi, No Sir, haan lakin uss ki ungliyon k nishan mill gay"
Inspector hmm kkhan paye gaye wo nishan.
spahi, Sir Merey gaal pur.
♥Jumper♥
Police afser sardar se :
thumhari madri zuban konsi he ,
sardar, koi nahi,
police afser kyou...?
SARDAR : meri maa ghongi thi......::
This is a funny world
where they make Lemon Juice
with Artificial Flavours and Dishwash Liquids
with Real Lemon.
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nice .......is joke pe mjhai bht hansi i thi .. ..
umeed hai apko b acha lagey ga
BACAHA DUKAN DAR SEY:
UNCLE SAFEGUARD SABUN HEY......?
DUKAN DAR:HAN HAI...........
BUCHA:HAATH DHO KAR 1.RUPEE WALI KULFI DENE ....
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nice one...............walikum salam
bahut acha silsila shuro kiya siso aapne
One day little Jenny came home from school, and said to her
mother, "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that
I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible Jenny dear! I'm going
to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was
it that you didn't do?"
Little Jenny replied, "My homework."
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بہت ہی زبردست لطیفہ ہے
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Walaikum Salam.....
Hasss to nahi belkay paaat ma amroor ath Raha han huns huns ker....
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Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,
Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?
Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?
~sharmeli~
ایک آدمی پٹھان سے:۔ خان صاحب آپ کی قوم سے کبھی کوئی پیغیمبر نہیں آیا؟ اس کی کیا وجہ ہو سکتی ہے؟
پٹھان:۔ او خوچہ کیا بات کرتی ہے؟ عیسیٰ خان موسٰی خان تمھارا باپ تا کیا؟
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A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30
inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is
slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue
balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!
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Aik Choti Si Larki Shop keeper Ke Paas Gai
Or Boli
Main Jab Bari Ho Jaon Gi To Tum Muj se Shadi Kero Gaey..?
Shop Keeper Hans Ker Bola Han Ker Lon ga..
Larki Boli To Kia Apni Honey Wali Wife Ko 1 Chocolate B Nahi Dey Sakte...
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A lion was getting married.... at his wedding was a mouse shouting away...& congratulating the lion " all the best my brother.... good luck.....".
Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother...
another Lion grabs the mouse in anger & asks "Who the hell do you think you are.... how can a lion be your brother.. you are only a mouse...."
The Mouse replies.... "I was also a Lion before I got married.
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Dost: "Main dekh raha hoon kareem tum aj kal ghar se ziada bahar rehtey ho.... Aakhir waja??"
Kareem: " Kuch nahi yaar... Ghar main chaaron biwiyan naak main damm kardeti hain, is liye ziada tar ghar se bahar hi rehta hoon"
Dost: " Hmmm to tumhari chaar biwiyan hain?"
Kareem: " Na bhai na meri to aik bhi nahi hai Sab doosron ki hain
Aik abba ki,
doosri bhai ki,
teesri dada ki
aur chothi nana ki"
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hahahahah that's coooooool....like it
larky waly hum ko larki pasand hai shadi kab karni hai?
larki waly;abi to hamari larki perh rahi hai.....!
larky waly; hmara beta konsa kaka hai jo kitaben pharr de ga
تمھاری آنکھ سے دل تک سفر کرنا ہے بس ہم کو
یہ کتنی خوبصورت منزلوں کا راستہ ہوگا
...............
اس کائنات محبت میں ہم مثل شمس و قمر کے ہیں
اک رابطہ مسلسل ہے ، اک فاصلہ مسلسل ہے
ہم خود کو بیچ دیں پھر بھی ہم تجھ کو پا نہیں سکتے
میں عام سا ہمیشہ ہوں ، تو خاص سا مسلسل ہے!
A Tip 4 Blk Magic Victims "ALIM" ya "AMIL"..?
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Sardar: Agar 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh Me Se Guzarne ki.
Koshish Kar Raha Ho To Usy Rokne k Liye Kiya Karna Chaye?
Pathan: Us Ki Dum Pe Girah Laga Do
Phans Jaye Ga
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the famous octopus Paul tht gained attentin during the football worlcup for its ever correct prediction is dead
it was found floating on water after some precarious incident tht took place in Berlin. the local police says tht a Pakistani enterd the muzeum and asked the octopus k
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kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupy kam kar do
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