Share ur favorite jokes

[~*NightFairy*~]

Assam-u-Alaikum


kesy hain sab INSHAALLAH teek hongey

main soch rahi thi ke kuch new start karun

to yahan kerna ye hai ke wo jokes share kerny hain jo apke fav hain

jinko sun ke ap apni hansi control nahi kar saktey

so lets share ur fav jokes here

lakin funny honey chahiye ke hansi bhi aye

khush rahiye

ALLAH HAFIZ

[mufakir99]

Student: MIss mAin Ap ko KAisa LaGtA hun?????
MIss: Bohat Achay... So Sweet.....
Student: To Phir MAin APnay Ammi Abbu ko Ap k Ghar Bhejun....
Miss: Wo kion?????
Student: Takay woh Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen....
Teacher: Yeah Kia BakwAas Hai?????



Student: Tution ParHanay K liye.... MIss Ap bhI NA QasAm say Cable Daikh Daikh K Kharab Ho Gai HAin.....

[usmanmuhammad13]

Doctor:Kia tum nay dawai Khali?
Patient:Nahi dawai khail nahi bhari hui thi!!!
Doctor:Arey bewaqoof,kia tum na dawai le li thi?
Patient:Jee aap ne de di to mene dawai leli thi...
Doctor:Bewaqoof,kia tm ne dawai peeli thi?
Patient:Nahi doctor sahab dawai peeli nahi lal thi...
Doctor:Abay Ullu,kia tm ne dawai mu ma rakh li thi?
Patient:Nahi doctor sahab,ap hi ne to kaha tha k dawai ko Refrigerator ma rakhna ha.......

[taaniachoudhry]

Ek Dafa ek larki bus me safar kar rahe the
k
achanak ek baba jee ka paun us ka paun pe agaya.
Baba Jee said " SORRY"
Larki gusya se said "Hun, apni auqat me raho"

trhori dar baad ek larkay ka paaun us ka paaun pe aya to wo bhe bola "SORRY"
larki ne smile kya. Baba gee jal kay boly


"MARYA SORRY KAY SPELLING GHALAT SI?"

[Aleyaan]

really good and awesome. i like it. its brilliant

[dorramide7]

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walikum salam
bahut acha silsila shuro kiya siso aapne


One day little Jenny came home from school, and said to her
mother, "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that
I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible Jenny dear! I'm going
to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was
it that you didn't do?"

Little Jenny replied, "My homework."

[HAMRAHI]

Long journey ki ek train per 60 saal ke uncle sab se pehle sawar hoker aaram se upper rack wali seat mei blanket lapet ker so gaye. After 4hrs, shor sarabe se uncle ki ankh khooli to pata laga ki woh LADIES compartment mei travel kar rahe hai. Lower seats per baithi 4 khawatien hot topic discuss ker rahi thi. AGE ka topic tha or soon ker uncle SHOCKED.
First lady: I'm 30yrs, how old are you? (reality could be 90)
Second lady: I'm 25. (reality could be 85)
Third lady: I'm only 20 (real could be 80)
Fourth: I'm just only 15 (real could be 75)
Age ka hisab kitab samje usse pehle announce hua or train plateform per aaker rookne lagi.
Jaise hi train rooki uncle tejise utarne lage to ek lady ne poochh liya: Aap ne hum charo ki age jaanli ab jate jate apni to batado?
Uncle: Mei to abi abi paida hua hu....just a newborn.

[HAMRAHI]

Dehaat ke ek gauv mei Bade Chaudhry Saab Masjid ke Imam ke liye 5 saal se interview le rahe thhe.

Chaudhry Saab ka EK common sawal thha sab ke liye jo sahi jawab de uski noukari pakki.
Her mahine Allah Miya pehli ko NAYA CHAND dete hai, to pichhale mahino ke sabhi purane chand kaha jate hai?
Sab candidates interview mei fail ho rahe thhe. Koi bhi sahi jawab nahi de paa raha thha..

Ek desperately naukari ki talash mei nikale hue, jamane ki thokar khakar sambhale Alim ne Chaudhry saab ki pareshani sulza di.
Alim ne jawab diya : Jab jab Allah Miya naya chand hume dete hai, tab purane chand ko Allah Miya faristo ko dete hai, fariste chand ko KAAT KAAT ke SITARE bana kar asman mei laga dete hai!

[♥Royal Queen♥]

♥As Salam Alaikum to all♥

باس : (ملازم سے) کبھی اُلو کی شکل دیکھی ہے ؟
ملازم (سر نیچے جھکا کر) ۔ نہیں سر ! سوری !
باس : نیچے کیا دیکھ رہے۔ ادھر میری طرف دیکھو

☺♥Be Happy n Keep Happy♥☺

[ChUlBuL PaAndeY]

soooooooooo niceeeee.....................................

[♥Royal Queen♥]

[tahreemkanwal]

very gud,,,, ,,,,,,,,,...,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,

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Gadha

Mubarak ho apka Gadha nikla he!!

[MelissaF]

Wasalam.
It really an entertaining thread for me.
You all have shared a very good collection of jokes.
Thanks for sharing.I will share it with my friends aswell.

[Jam e Subu]

Thanks for everybody who entertained me by sharing good joke in this thread.

[cutepinky90]

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[knawish]

Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'

'Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself.'

'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for! The rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked. 'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be
safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'
'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. 'I'd do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.
'Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?'

wow..... this one is beautiful...... hahahahaha

[s_n_s]

AIk faqeer ne aik batan pakra huwa tha
aur wo sada lda rha tha
k Allah k naam per koi is mein kot taang de.................

[shahid.bhutta]

larky waly hum ko larki pasand hai shadi kab karni hai?

LARKI WALY;Abi to hamari larki perh rahi hai.....!

LARKY WALY; hmara beta konsa Kaka hai jo kitaben pharr de ga


Verrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nicccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeee

[7th_sky]

Nice__________jokes

[pumpkinpie2]

What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down the hill. What's black and white and laughing? The penguin that pushed him.

[davebane]

I cant understand the jokes how can i laugh...but anyway i just want to laugh i dont care if i dont understand. laughter is the best medicine