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Boht he acha khiyal hy zaror krein gy jee pehly bazurgo ap to kro phir hum jaisy bachy b kerin gy.hahaha
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LO G main Kar deta hoon
is Dafa PaK giya tu eik Park mein sari Family k saath Gay
saath Kafi saray Bachy b thay maine 2 bachon ki Ticket Lay li jo 6 saal se Baday Thay
kyun k 6 saal se Chotay bachay ka Ticket Maaf tha
baqi sab ko maine chota Kah dia
Ticket lay k wapis Murra tu maine kaha k maine Naam Lay k 2 bachon k Kay in k ticket lay lia hain baqi sab 6 saal tu Chotay hain
Achanik Aik Bacha Chila K Bola ( jis ka naam nahi lia tha aur na he Ticket ) Main 7 Saal ka Hoon Main 7 Saal ka hoon
Uff sab ka hans hans k Bura haal ho giya os k Monh pe Haath Rakh k osay Rooka k Khuda k Banday Awaz band Rakh nahi tu eik Aur Entry Ticket Leni Paray gee
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Originally Posted by Mr Meer
LO G main Kar deta hoon
is Dafa PaK giya tu eik Park mein sari Family k saath Gay
saath Kafi saray Bachy b thay maine 2 bachon ki Ticket Lay li jo 6 saal se Baday Thay
kyun k 6 saal se Chotay bachay ka Ticket Maaf tha
baqi sab ko maine chota Kah dia
Ticket lay k wapis Murra tu maine kaha k maine Naam Lay k 2 bachon k Kay in k ticket lay lia hain baqi sab 6 saal tu Chotay hain
Achanik Aik Bacha Chila K Bola ( jis ka naam nahi lia tha aur na he Ticket ) Main 7 Saal ka Hoon Main 7 Saal ka hoon
Uff sab ka hans hans k Bura haal ho giya os k Monh pe Haath Rakh k osay Rooka k Khuda k Banday Awaz band Rakh nahi tu eik Aur Entry Ticket Leni Paray gee
Chor Dia..........
kahir to hai na eyeside thik hai na.,.,,,,,,,,, sabhi bazurag nazar aa rahay hai aunty ji
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jee pehly nazar kamzoor the sub choty nazar aty thy laqin ab theek krwaie hy jub sy tub sy asal nazar aa raha hy k kon kon bazurg hy usi time sy to ap b bazurg nazr aty ho bush ye the asal baat ab khuskahir to hai na eyeside thik hai na.,.,,,,,,,,, sabhi bazurag nazar aa rahay hai aunty ji
Chor Dia..........
aik dafa mai apnay frdz k sath fish korner par gaya, yeh shop ka name hai kahin yaha ka koi sec na samjh lijiye ga
waha par ham aik 2sray k sath buhat joke kar rahay thay, joke kartay kartay pata hi nahin chala k mera aik frd mere sath wali seat say uth kar hand wash karnay chala gaya aur mujhy pata hi nahin chala coz mai us ki peeth peechay betha tha, waha par aa kar koi aur beth gaya but ham joke musalsal kar rahay thay aur jese mai us ko bar bar usko apni chair k sath hila hila kar tang kar raha tha
yeh hova tha mere sath
T@nHa mu$@F!r added 3 Minutes and 26 Seconds later...
jee pehly nazar kamzoor the sub choty nazar aty thy laqin ab theek krwaie hy jub sy tub sy asal nazar aa raha hy k kon kon bazurg hy usi time sy to ap b bazurg nazr aty ho bush ye the asal baat ab khus
hahahaha buhat bari bat ki hai jese
Last edited by T@nHa mu$@F!r; 02-07-2009 at 01:57 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
wa alaikum assalamLO G main Kar deta hoon
is Dafa PaK giya tu eik Park mein sari Family k saath Gay
saath Kafi saray Bachy b thay maine 2 bachon ki Ticket Lay li jo 6 saal se Baday Thay
kyun k 6 saal se Chotay bachay ka Ticket Maaf tha
baqi sab ko maine chota Kah dia
Ticket lay k wapis Murra tu maine kaha k maine Naam Lay k 2 bachon k Kay in k ticket lay lia hain baqi sab 6 saal tu Chotay hain
Achanik Aik Bacha Chila K Bola ( jis ka naam nahi lia tha aur na he Ticket ) Main 7 Saal ka Hoon Main 7 Saal ka hoon
Uff sab ka hans hans k Bura haal ho giya os k Monh pe Haath Rakh k osay Rooka k Khuda k Banday Awaz band Rakh nahi tu eik Aur Entry Ticket Leni Paray gee
hahahaha
aisa mere sath bhi bohat baar chuka hai
banda aik to bachaye :D upper se saamne bol detey hain bachey
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When you put your hope for love, praise, success, happiness, and recognition in the people, you will walk away disappointed with a broken heart. It is only when you put this hope in Allaah will your heart and soul find peace, relief, and pleasure. Indeed Allaah speaks the truth in the Qur'aan: "Verily, in the remembrance of Allah do hearts find rest. (13:28)"
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
hahahahahh :Daik dafa mai apnay frdz k sath fish korner par gaya, yeh shop ka name hai kahin yaha ka koi sec na samjh lijiye ga
waha par ham aik 2sray k sath buhat joke kar rahay thay, joke kartay kartay pata hi nahin chala k mera aik frd mere sath wali seat say uth kar hand wash karnay chala gaya aur mujhy pata hi nahin chala coz mai us ki peeth peechay betha tha, waha par aa kar koi aur beth gaya but ham joke musalsal kar rahay thay aur jese mai us ko bar bar usko apni chair k sath hila hila kar tang kar raha tha
yeh hova tha mere sath
T@nHa mu$@F!r added 3 Minutes and 26 Seconds later...
hahahaha buhat bari bat ki hai jese
tauba hai :D
sachi friends aisay hee hotay ahinjab sara kam ho jata hai phri dastey hain aur hastey hain bas
UnderEstimated !
LoL InshAllah Yaad Aney par Share karo'n gi
Kuch Khwaab Jo Na Dekhein Tu GuZra Nahin Hota .. !!
Hum Na'Janey Kis Pa'l Main Saniha ho Jaein Gay ..
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Walekum As Salam
Waise Aksar Aisa Hota Hai..
InshaAllah Gar Yaad Aaya Tou Zaroor Karoongi.........
میرے دل میں اُتر سکو تو شاید یہ جان لو
کتنی خاموش محبت تم سے کرتا ہے کوئی۔
*~Always unsuspicious~*
hehehe ooooooooooooooops yeh kia poch lia....
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Hahahaha Same mere saath hoa lakin wo Paidal Chaltay hoye hoaaik dafa mai apnay frdz k sath fish korner par gaya, yeh shop ka name hai kahin yaha ka koi sec na samjh lijiye ga
waha par ham aik 2sray k sath buhat joke kar rahay thay, joke kartay kartay pata hi nahin chala k mera aik frd mere sath wali seat say uth kar hand wash karnay chala gaya aur mujhy pata hi nahin chala coz mai us ki peeth peechay betha tha, waha par aa kar koi aur beth gaya but ham joke musalsal kar rahay thay aur jese mai us ko bar bar usko apni chair k sath hila hila kar tang kar raha tha
yeh hova tha mere sath
Main Aur Mera Bhai Kahin Ja rahy thay
hum dono he baatin kar rahy thay main Thora sa Aghay tha
k achanik os ka kuch Gir giya wo uthanay laga
mujay pata he nahi chala main Chalta giya aur baatin karta raha
achanik eik admi saaath ah kar Chalnay laga
main Apni he dhun mein baatin karta ja raha tha
Achanik baaton mein hansi Aie aur Hanstay hoye murr kar dekha tu
hahahahhaha wahan koi aur admi tha aur MUJ pe HANS raha tha
aur mera Bhai bohat pecha araam se ah raha tha
uffff itni insult feel hoi aur os ko batiya tu os ka hans hans k bura haal
Tu batain na ap k saath kaisay hoa kia hoa kuch hum b enjoy kerinwa alaikum assalam
hahahaha
aisa mere sath bhi bohat baar chuka hai
banda aik to bachaye :D upper se saamne bol detey hain bachey
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Kuch waqat ki charkhee ko ulta ghumain aur yaad karinLoL InshAllah Yaad Aney par Share karo'n gi
intezar rahy ga
Ab poch tu chokay hain bas ap k batany ki dair hai
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Assalaamalaykum , kaise hai aap sab ,har insaan ki zindagi me koi na koi aise baat hoti rehti hai jo jokes lagti hai, me aapko apni life ka ek kissa sunati hoo ,mere cousin ki shadi thi aur bohut thand thi saare bare kehne lage ab bas karo subah ke 4 baj gaye hai so jao mager hum larkiyo ka dil sone ko nahi chah raha tha mager mere cousin bro ne kaha hame bhi neend aa rahi hai sab sone chale gaye aur hum sare larkiya bore hone lage maine socha ab kya kara jaye jisse enjoy kare ,maine apne purse me haath dala to usme lipstick nazar aa gayi bas mere deemaagh me ek idea aaya kyu na apne cousins ko bakra banaya jaye bas hum sare larkiya chupke se us room me dakhil hue jaha sare larke soye hue the ,unke shakle itni masoom lag rahi thi ki aaj bhi sochti hoo to haste haste pagal ho jati hoohum sare larkiyo ne apna kaam start kiya aur sare cousins ke mu par lipstic lagani shuroo ki aur unki shakle aise bana de ki wo khud ko bhi na pehchan sake, phir hum chupke se aaker apne room me lait gaye aur khoob hase subah ke intezaar me hum logo ko neend nahi aa rahi thi jab subah hui to hum sare larkiya intezaar me aankhe phare bethi thi ki ab kya hoga ,jab nashte ka waqt hua to wo bechare uthe aur jaise he room se bahir aaye sare baro ne hasna shuroo kar diya ab wo log soche in baro ko kya ho gaya kyu has rahe hai mager jab kise garbar ka ahsaas hua to unlogo ne aaina dekha aur bas khud ko bhi nahi pehchan sake aur sab samajh gaye ki larkiyo ka he kaam hai hum sare larkiya room me band ho gaye ki ab hamari kher nahi hai phir saare larko ne next raat hum logo ko pareshan kerne ka plan banaya mager hum sab itne chalaak the ki raat bhar soye he nahi ye baat yaad kerke aaj bhi hum sare cousins lot pot ho jate hai aur unki shakle yaad aa jati hai
"Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.""Logo se istarah milo ki jabtak zinda raho log tumhare paas aana pasand karein
aur jab mar jao to tumko yaad karke aansoo bahaye "..
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Hahahah Haye Masoom Becharay LarkayAssalaamalaykum , kaise hai aap sab ,har insaan ki zindagi me koi na koi aise baat hoti rehti hai jo jokes lagti hai, me aapko apni life ka ek kissa sunati hoo ,mere cousin ki shadi thi aur bohut thand thi saare bare kehne lage ab bas karo subah ke 4 baj gaye hai so jao mager hum larkiyo ka dil sone ko nahi chah raha tha mager mere cousin bro ne kaha hame bhi neend aa rahi hai sab sone chale gaye aur hum sare larkiya bore hone lage maine socha ab kya kara jaye jisse enjoy kare ,maine apne purse me haath dala to usme lipstick nazar aa gayi bas mere deemaagh me ek idea aaya kyu na apne cousins ko bakra banaya jaye bas hum sare larkiya chupke se us room me dakhil hue jaha sare larke soye hue the ,unke shakle itni masoom lag rahi thi ki aaj bhi sochti hoo to haste haste pagal ho jati hoo
Khoob Phanti Lagni Chahiye thi Ab sab Larkion ki
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Aqsa ka shadi wla wakia per ker mujey bhi apani cousin ki shadi yaad aa gai....
Meri khala jan ki beti ki shadi thi...or woh aik hi behan han to hum sab cousins ney un ki behano ki tarha khooooooooob par char ker shadi ki tayrio mn hisa lia....bus aik kam jo hum ney nahi kia woh yeh k baskets wagera mn phoolo ki patia nahi rakhi thi...woh kaam hum ney apany chotey chotey cousin ko dey dia k tum sab phoolo ki patian baskets mn rakho...baarat aaney wali hay to un ki istakbaal k liey zaroorat parey ge....
phir humen patakho ki or band baajo ki awazwn aai to hum sab cousins jaldi say woh phoolo ki pation k baskets haath mn paker ker khari ho gai or baarat k under aaney k intezar shuru ho gaya...phirrrrrrrr kia tha..mager afsos to is baat ka hey k mujhey excitement mn pata hi nahi chala or mn ney woh bhi kisi per phaink di
....or woh unkhili kali thi thi jo jaa ker aik aunty k maathey per lagi
ooooooops woh bechari aunty jin k saarey dant khushi sey bahir aa arhey thay aik dam sey under ho gaeyor ab jab bhi mujhey un aunty ki badaltey huey expressions yaad aatey han to mari hansi nahi rukti
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AstaghfarullahAqsa ka shadi wla wakia per ker mujey bhi apani cousin ki shadi yaad aa gai....
Meri khala jan ki beti ki shadi thi...or woh aik hi behan han to hum sab cousins ney un ki behano ki tarha khooooooooob par char ker shadi ki tayrio mn hisa lia....bus aik kam jo hum ney nahi kia woh yeh k baskets wagera mn phoolo ki patia nahi rakhi thi...woh kaam hum ney apany chotey chotey cousin ko dey dia k tum sab phoolo ki patian baskets mn rakho...baarat aaney wali hay to un ki istakbaal k liey zaroorat parey ge....
phir humen patakho ki or band baajo ki awazwn aai to hum sab cousins jaldi say woh phoolo ki pation k baskets haath mn paker ker khari ho gai or baarat k under aaney k intezar shuru ho gaya...phirrrrrrrr kia tha
ooooooops woh bechari aunty jin k saarey dant khushi sey bahir aa arhey thay aik dam sey under ho gaey
koi haal nahi ap ka
*~Always unsuspicious~*
shuker hay k ziada zor ki nahi lagi thi...werna to woh jaisey taisey mujhey dhoond hi nikalati...shor macha macha kerAstaghfarullah
koi haal nahi ap ka
Hahahaha Same mere saath hoa lakin wo Paidal Chaltay hoye hoa
Main Aur Mera Bhai Kahin Ja rahy thay
hum dono he baatin kar rahy thay main Thora sa Aghay tha
k achanik os ka kuch Gir giya wo uthanay laga
mujay pata he nahi chala main Chalta giya aur baatin karta raha
achanik eik admi saaath ah kar Chalnay laga
main Apni he dhun mein baatin karta ja raha tha
Achanik baaton mein hansi Aie aur Hanstay hoye murr kar dekha tu
hahahahhaha wahan koi aur admi tha aur MUJ pe HANS raha tha
aur mera Bhai bohat pecha araam se ah raha tha
uffff itni insult feel hoi aur os ko batiya tu os ka hans hans k bura haal
Tu batain na ap k saath kaisay hoa kia hoa kuch hum b enjoy kerin
Hmmmm.So sad bohat hi bura feel hota hai jub is tarah hota hai
Lagta hai mujhe wish karney ka kissi ka mood nai hai so mein to gaya.........
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