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[Mr Meer]

Asalam o Alikum Guys N Gals

Kaisay Hain Ap sab ?

Aksar Humari Life mein Asay Waqiyat Hotay hain k Hum sab Hans Hans k

loot Poot Ho Jatay hain



Aur Real Life mein b Baaz logon ki Massomiyat Ya shekhion ki waja se asay asay Jokes Janam letay hain k banda khud pe Qaboo Nahi rakh Pata

Kuch Asay he Real Life Jokes Humaray saath b Share kerin

Aur mil k ENjoy Karin

Kia khayal hai ?

[~*~Raina~*~]

nahi kiun k yeh confusion ka unko b pata nahi tha .....unhon nay card kisi say mangwaye thy aur aesay hi mje dy kr kaha k load kr doo ..mein nay b card pay dehan nah dety howey load krna shuru kr diya tha..............

hahahha mai bhi aise kaarnaame akser karti rehti hun

[saba789]

aslam o alakum

ak maa na apna bachay ko dod lana baja bacha dod la kar wapas ghar ke taraf a rafa ta
rastay ma wo jab rod cros karna laga to tab ha ak gari na pep pep kyea to bachay na
sara dod pe layea jab bacha ghar poncha to maa na pocha ka dod khan ha to bachay
na kha ka ma rastry ma sa a raha ta ak gari na pep pep kyea ma na sara dod pe layea............................

[saniarani]

topic to bohat acha ha lakin

[drmughal63]

Aha!
yahan to pataari khuli hui hai
wah bai wah
baray intersting waqeaat hain

[sandy12345]

nice pic,good joke .nice post.keep posting like this

[arman ali]

vvvvvv.nice keep it up friends

[Lisandro]

thanks...for... sharing.........

[khalid jamil malik]

acha silsala hay......................

[Murtaza Akbar]

Hmm Mera Ek dost hai i wont name him per woh ek Pathaan hai....Hum Sub ka Calculus ka exam thaa hum ne raat bhar parhaa ...Khair Naam K hisaab se sub k rooms alag alag they .....Tou Mein gayaa apne room mein aur yeh apna......Ab jub yeh exam de kar aayaa tou mein ne iss sey poocha k kaisa huaa ...Kehney Lagaa Yaar Ajeeb Ajeeb questions they samajh hi nahi aa rahey they .......But Math hi thi tou mujhey jo aataa thaa mein ne likh diaa...Acha mujhey exam kaafi easy lagaa thaa tou mein ne issey poocha k bhai ....Tum konsey room mein gae...Yaar mein jiss room mein gayaa thaa usskey baahar likha tha (Exam in progress (Students with last name (K-J)) tou mein ghuss gayaa ....mein ne kahaa abey tujhey pataa bhi thaa kon sa subject thaa...khair exam hogayaa marks bhi aagae ...isske marks zero aae....Khair Jub hum ne tafseelaat karwaai TOu Pataa chaa k khan saahab calculus ki jagaa Differential Equations ka exam de aae...Pathaan ne dekhaa k iss mein bhi equations aur numbers hain tou yeh bhii calculus hogaa......

[`BaaRisH`]

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[mi$$y]

lol

[`BaaRisH`]

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[thumblina]

[0092directory]

aik din hum sub friends kuch disscuss kar rhi the lecture ship k bary mein to aik frind kehti k aik colg mein abida jo k hamri friend hy us ki babi ne join kia hy.
aik friend us mein se boli k kia abida ki babi married hein........... hahahhahahah

[tauqeer11]

Salam aap sab theek honge, inshAllah theek hi honge

main aap ko apne college ka kissa sunata hun main aur mere friends sab se shararti larke hua karte thay apni class ke , hum apne aik dost ko charsi kehte thay , aik baar woh tind karwa kar aya hua tha , hamara maths ka teacher bohot boring tha , charsi uski class main head down kar ke soo jata tha , aik baar jab woh tind karwa kar aya hua tha to maths ke lecture main jab usne head down kia sab dost bari bari uski tind par zoor se thappar mar rahe thay woh bechara baar baar uper dekhta hum sab aik dosray ki taraf ishara kar dete ke falan ne kia hai falan ne kia hai , aik baar teacher aya us ne dekha ke charsi ne head down kia hua hai teacher ne us ki tind per thappar mara, charsi ne sar upper kar ke galian dena shuru kar dia . hum sab dost peechay se kehka laga kar hasne lagay .

---------- Post added at 11:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:01 PM ----------

charsi ka hi aik aur waqia aap ki nazar karta hoon , hamara pakistan studies ka teacher charsi ka bohot favourite tha us ka lecture woh bohot shooq se sunta tha , charsi sab se agay walay bench per tha hum second wali bench per thay , aik dost hai hamara mohsin woh sab se ziada shararti larka tha usne charsi ko kaha ke is teacher ko tu galian kion nahi deta yeh kia tera rishta daar lagta hai, charsi ne peecha mur kar kaha nahi yaar yeh to bohot shareef teacher hai, bohot acha samjhata hai, is ki baat main wazen hai, saray jahan ki tareef kardi.
jaise hi charsi ne agay dekha teacher ready tha, teacher ne zoor daar thappar charsi ke mun par raseed kia aur kaha keh agay dekho aur apna kaam karo , hum sab dosto ki hansi nikaltey nikaltey mun main dab gayi jaisay hi teacher wahan se hata charsi ne duniya jahan ki galian teacher ke peechay keh den hum sab pait pakar kar has rahey thay ...