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Well mere sath bhi shayd asia hua hai..............hmmmmmmmm...
Haan Yaad aya. about 5 or 6 years ago mein aur mere cousins raat k time ghar se bahir long walk k liye nikley ........ we selected model town best for it..... now, raat kafi ho chuki thi hamare parents peeche peeche aur hum agey agey gappey lagatey hue ja rahe they k achanak mujhe shararat soojhimeine apne cousins ko kaha (galiban thordy chotey they) k wo dekho pichey pichey doggie aa raha hai, janb jee wo sarey cheekein maarne lageyk achanak waqiye hi doggies ne bhonka shuru kar dia (shayd chekein sun k) lo phi r kiya tha mein bhi sub k sth cheekein marta hua apne parents k pas pohncha ghar pohnch k meine sub ko btaya to saare hansne lag gaye..aur mujhe gussa aaya.......... wll that was really fun mein kabhi bhi nai bhool skta!!!
Lagta hai mujhe wish karney ka kissi ka mood nai hai so mein to gaya.........
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
hahaha :D hota hai aisa kabhi darao to wohi cheez saamne ajati hai :D
chalo mujhe bhi aik waqiya yad agaya :D
yeh hai kuch saaalon pehley ka :D ..hum sab sisters cricket khel rahein thi :D..mein umpire thiaur meri 3rd no. ki sis bowling ker rai thi
aur sab se pehli wali sis batting ker rai thi :D
hua yeh k meri sis jab bowling ker rai thi to woh apna duppata side pe rakhna bhool gai :D
jab woh bowling kerana shuru hui to jab ball phainkne ka time hua to us k moun pe dupatta agayaaur woh ball seedha urh k meri sis k ser pe lagi thi woh cockball :D
woh meri sis ko jaisay hee lagi to woh behosh ho gai
hum sab k sab dar gaye k pata nai kia ho gaya hai :D
usko zor zor se hila hila k akhir kaar jaga heee dala :D
aur jaisay hee woh uthi
hum sab pagal ho gaye has has k :D
k kaisay woh giri thi
aaaaa
ab tak us sis ko tang kertey hain hum sab :D
lekin papa se barhi daant pitti thi coz meri 4th sis ne cheekhein jo maarna shuru kerdein thi emotional ho k
aur hum sab bas usko zor zor se hila rahey thay k uth jaa :D
woh giri bohat funny style mein thi ab tak nai bhoolti :D
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Originally Posted by ~Phoenix Scream~
hahaha :D hota hai aisa kabhi darao to wohi cheez saamne ajati hai :D
chalo mujhe bhi aik waqiya yad agaya :D
yeh hai kuch saaalon pehley ka :D ..hum sab sisters cricket khel rahein thi :D..mein umpire thi
hua yeh k meri sis jab bowling ker rai thi to woh apna duppata side pe rakhna bhool gai :D
jab woh bowling kerana shuru hui to jab ball phainkne ka time hua to us k moun pe dupatta agaya
woh meri sis ko jaisay hee lagi to woh behosh ho gai
hum sab k sab dar gaye k pata nai kia ho gaya hai :D
usko zor zor se hila hila k akhir kaar jaga heee dala :D
aur jaisay hee woh uthi
hum sab pagal ho gaye has has k :D
k kaisay woh giri thi
aaaaa
ab tak us sis ko tang kertey hain hum sab :D
lekin papa se barhi daant pitti thi coz meri 4th sis ne cheekhein jo maarna shuru kerdein thi emotional ho k
aur hum sab bas usko zor zor se hila rahey thay k uth jaa :D
woh giri bohat funny style mein thi ab tak nai bhoolti :D
Very funny ..........
lekin bichari behosh hui aur ap sub laughing laughing????
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
pehely serious thay na
dar lag gaya tha :D tabhi maar maar k usko jaga diya
per baad mein hassi ayi sab yaad ker k kaisay giri thi woh
ek to bichari behosh hui upar se pitai bhi hui?????
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
oho pitai nai
bas zor zor se thapar mara tha hila rahey thay k jaag jaye..
Acha thapard dazmm dazmm.
Agey se koi response diya jub hosh mein ayi???
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
nai tab still woh sahi feel nai ker rai thi :D
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hahaha Bohat Khoob
Well mere sath bhi shayd asia hua hai......
Haan Yaad aya. about 5 or 6 years ago mein aur mere cousins raat k time ghar se bahir long walk k liye nikley ........ we selected model town best for it..... now, raat kafi ho chuki thi hamare parents peeche peeche aur hum agey agey gappey lagatey hue ja rahe they k achanak mujhe shararat soojhi
shokar Karin k pechay nahi par Gaiya Doggie ne
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hahaha :D hota hai aisa kabhi darao to wohi cheez saamne ajati hai :D
chalo mujhe bhi aik waqiya yad agaya :D
yeh hai kuch saaalon pehley ka :D ..hum sab sisters cricket khel rahein thi :D..mein umpire thi
hua yeh k meri sis jab bowling ker rai thi to woh apna duppata side pe rakhna bhool gai :D
jab woh bowling kerana shuru hui to jab ball phainkne ka time hua to us k moun pe dupatta agaya
woh meri sis ko jaisay hee lagi to woh behosh ho gai
hum sab k sab dar gaye k pata nai kia ho gaya hai :D
usko zor zor se hila hila k akhir kaar jaga heee dala :D
aur jaisay hee woh uthi
hum sab pagal ho gaye has has k :D
k kaisay woh giri thi
aaaaa
ab tak us sis ko tang kertey hain hum sab :D
lekin papa se barhi daant pitti thi coz meri 4th sis ne cheekhein jo maarna shuru kerdein thi emotional ho k
aur hum sab bas usko zor zor se hila rahey thay k uth jaa :D
woh giri bohat funny style mein thi ab tak nai bhoolti :D
Kisi ki Jaan Gai Kisi Ki Adda Thahri
wo Bechari ghiri tu app k mutabik style se nahi ghirna Chahiya tha
koi haal nahi Ap ka
shokar karin k kuch serious nahi hoa werna ball waqai bohat buri lagti hai
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eik aur waqiya sunata hoon jo abhi tak hum sab yad kar k buri terha hansnay lagtay hain
hum 2 bhai apas mein Cricket khel rahy thay k sis ne kaha k mat khelo( Hasb-e-Adat)
maine kaha idhar nahi ana werna ,,,,,,,,,,,, aur saath he BAt ko zoor zoor se ghomana start ker dia
os ne ankhin band ki aur aghay bharnay Lagin k is ko pata hai meri ankhin band hain
aur ye Bat rook day ga aur wo humri wickets utha k lay jain gee
lakin janab Hum b kuj kam nahi thay
Maine b ankhin band ker leen ( aur socha k os ne meri band ankhin dekh li hoon gee aur pass nahi ain gee kyun k main zoor zoor se bat ghuma raha tha
bas phir kia tha
itnay zoor ka Bat laga os ko aur wo Urr k wo durr ja ghiri
os waqat tu hansi nahi aie bas eik he soch aie k lo gee Qatal ka case per giya muj per
lakin jab os ka toota bazu jhoor dia giya
aur Ghar mein Qanoon b pass ho giya k Cricket bahir ja k khelni hai tu os k baad hum serf is waqiya ko yaad kar kar k itna hanstay hain k sis ronay pe ah jati thin
lakin ab wo b saath enjoy kerti hain is baat ko
Janab Ap peecehy pardwa detehahaha Bohat Khoob
Unki awaz band ho gayi thi lekin phir bhi meine bhagna nai chorda tha......
weisey apko kabhi kissi cheez s darr laga????
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
hahaha :Deik aur waqiya sunata hoon jo abhi tak hum sab yad kar k buri terha hansnay lagtay hain
hum 2 bhai apas mein Cricket khel rahy thay k sis ne kaha k mat khelo( Hasb-e-Adat)
maine kaha idhar nahi ana werna ,,,,,,,,,,,, aur saath he BAt ko zoor zoor se ghomana start ker dia
os ne ankhin band ki aur aghay bharnay Lagin k is ko pata hai meri ankhin band hain
aur ye Bat rook day ga aur wo humri wickets utha k lay jain gee
lakin janab Hum b kuj kam nahi thay
Maine b ankhin band ker leen ( aur socha k os ne meri band ankhin dekh li hoon gee aur pass nahi ain gee kyun k main zoor zoor se bat ghuma raha tha
bas phir kia tha
itnay zoor ka Bat laga os ko aur wo Urr k wo durr ja ghiri
os waqat tu hansi nahi aie bas eik he soch aie k lo gee Qatal ka case per giya muj per
lakin jab os ka toota bazu jhoor dia giya
aur Ghar mein Qanoon b pass ho giya k Cricket bahir ja k khelni hai tu os k baad hum serf is waqiya ko yaad kar kar k itna hanstay hain k sis ronay pe ah jati thin
lakin ab wo b saath enjoy kerti hain is baat ko
tauba hai :D
sacchi jab aisa kabhi hota hia na k behen ya bhai na sun raha ho
hahh karar dad e pakistan ki terhan bataya hai apne
humarey ghar mein jab aisay kisi ko chot lagti thi
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
Kisi ki Jaan Gai Kisi Ki Adda Thahri
wo Bechari ghiri tu app k mutabik style se nahi ghirna Chahiya tha
koi haal nahi Ap ka
shokar karin k kuch serious nahi hoa werna ball waqai bohat buri lagti hai
to aur kia
hahaha shukar hai per nai meri us sis ki adat hai
kisi bhi mauqey pe apni yeh intehayi aala acting kerti hai
girne ki
us k baad se sirf baal change ker diya tha
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
lo jee acha khasa kuch yad aya tha bhool gai
ab awein sa yaad agaya hai aik aur waqaiya woh sunaati hon
this waqiya includes my luvly
chalo sunaati hon ... aik baar na ..jab new new humarey ghar white persian cats ayein thein..to woh gandi hui wee thein. i gues cars wagera k neechey beth beth kaisi ho gayein thein..to humne socha baari baari sab na inko nehlaatey hain
toilet mein towel showel sab kuch le ker aik behen khari dosri us bili ko la rai thi ..
aur baaqi hum do sis kharey wait ker rahey thay k woh aye ander aur bathroom lock kerlein coz usko dekh k hee shak ho gaya hoga k kuch na kuch kerne lagey hain mere saath
phir kia hua..paani jaisay hee us pe dala to woh bhagne lag gai ..abhi thora hee pani dala tha ..phir meri sis ne jaldi se us k upper sara paani daal diya
persian cats ka sab ko to pata hoga k woh kitni moti hoti hain coz of their hair woh itne lambay lambay hotay hain
phri jab us pe pani dala to uskey moun pe nai dala tha
tauba halchul mach gai thi
phri meri aik behen ne himmat ker k usko pakra ..to woh bhaagne lagi ..meri behen dar k usko chorhne lagi thi woh uchal kal meri behen ki kamar pe chipak gai
woh cheekhein mar k bhaag rai thi ..aur us key panjay uski kameez mein phasey huay thay
phir meri behen zor se hili aur woh urh k window pe chipak gai
phir udher se hum sab ne mil k towel mein pakarh li thi
yeh tha first time billi ka shower
i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
uff tauba yeh to itna barha ho gaya
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hahaha na yara koi Doggie mera Waqif he nahi hai
kaisay pechay parwaon hhahaha
wesay Main akela Rehta hon so Sawaiye jinn Bhoot Churain Daiyn Bhootni BadRoohain , raat ko bili k rone ki Awaz , kabhi hawa mein seetion ki awaz k ilawa kisi se nahi dara
lolzz@ Karardaadhahaha :D
tauba hai :D
sacchi jab aisa kabhi hota hia na k behen ya bhai na sun raha ho
hahh karar dad e pakistan ki terhan bataya hai apne
humarey ghar mein jab aisay kisi ko chot lagti thi
humre haan tu daig pakanay k lia b bat daal dia jatay thay
hahaha Ap ko hansi aiyng
to aur kia
hahaha shukar hai per nai meri us sis ki adat hai
kisi bhi mauqey pe apni yeh intehayi aala acting kerti hai
girne ki
us k baad se sirf baal change ker diya tha
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lo jee acha khasa kuch yad aya tha bhool gai
ab awein sa yaad agaya hai aik aur waqaiya woh sunaati hon
chalo sunaati hon ... aik baar na ..jab new new humarey ghar white persian cats ayein thein..to woh gandi hui wee thein. i gues cars wagera k neechey beth beth k
toilet mein towel showel sab kuch le ker aik behen khari dosri us bili ko la rai thi ..
aur baaqi hum do sis kharey wait ker rahey thay k woh aye ander aur bathroom lock kerlein coz usko dekh k hee shak ho gaya hoga k kuch na kuch kerne lagey hain mere saath
phir kia hua..paani jaisay hee us pe dala to woh bhagne lag gai ..abhi thora hee pani dala tha ..phir meri sis ne jaldi se us k upper sara paani daal diya
phri jab us pe pani dala to uskey moun pe nai dala tha
tauba halchul mach gai thi
phri meri aik behen ne himmat ker k usko pakra ..to woh bhaagne lagi ..meri behen dar k usko chorhne lagi thi woh uchal kal meri behen ki kamar pe chipak gai
woh cheekhein mar k bhaag rai thi ..aur us key panjay uski kameez mein phasey huay thay
phir meri behen zor se hili aur woh urh k window pe chipak gai
phir udher se hum sab ne mil k towel mein pakarh li thi
yeh tha first time billi ka shower
hhahahahahahaha
had hai
Bili se darr Gain wo b apni
tu is mission ka mashwar kis ne dia tha
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mujhey inna kuch yaad tha par ab kuch yaad hi nahi a raha
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i m lost~prefer 2 b lost
hahahahah:Dhhahahahahahaha
had hai
Bili se darr Gain wo b apni
tu is mission ka mashwar kis ne dia tha
han na
papa ne diya tha
:Dhahaha
bash bash itne bhi darpok nai
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