!~! Real Life Jokes !~!

[Mr Meer]

Asalam o Alikum Guys N Gals

Kaisay Hain Ap sab ?

Aksar Humari Life mein Asay Waqiyat Hotay hain k Hum sab Hans Hans k

loot Poot Ho Jatay hain



Aur Real Life mein b Baaz logon ki Massomiyat Ya shekhion ki waja se asay asay Jokes Janam letay hain k banda khud pe Qaboo Nahi rakh Pata

Kuch Asay he Real Life Jokes Humaray saath b Share kerin

Aur mil k ENjoy Karin

Kia khayal hai ?

[FiyA]

...College ka pehla din.....RAGGING, bad hawasiyoN se bhara hua tha, lekin ghar wapsi per sara mazeed kirkira ho gaya, intro classes off ho gayen aur humein ghar wapis anay ka kuchh pata nahi tha na area waghera k naam atay the,to dost ko fikr not ka ishara de ker college se bahir nikal aye,baree shaan se auto rickshaw rukwaya, jab uss ne poOchhaa kahan jana hai ????
To baray aitemad se kaha k "GHar.... "
Woh to shukr dost ki sir pe chapat kaam kar gai.... :p

[sakoot]

[QUOTE=FiyA;1130544]...College ka pehla din.....RAGGING, bad hawasiyoN se bhara hua tha, lekin ghar wapsi per sara mazeed kirkira ho gaya, intro classes off ho gayen aur humein ghar wapis anay ka kuchh pata nahi tha na area waghera k naam atay the,to dost ko fikr not ka ishara de ker college se bahir nikal aye,baree shaan se auto rickshaw rukwaya, jab uss ne poOchhaa kahan jana hai ????
To baray aitemad se kaha k "GHar.... "
Woh to shukr dost ki sir pe chapat kaam kar gai.... :p
how sweet ................................

[jksahil]

Assalaamalaykum , kaise hai aap sab ,har insaan ki zindagi me koi na koi aise baat hoti rehti hai jo jokes lagti hai, me aapko apni life ka ek kissa sunati hoo ,mere cousin ki shadi thi aur bohut thand thi saare bare kehne lage ab bas karo subah ke 4 baj gaye hai so jao mager hum larkiyo ka dil sone ko nahi chah raha tha mager mere cousin bro ne kaha hame bhi neend aa rahi hai sab sone chale gaye aur hum sare larkiya bore hone lage maine socha ab kya kara jaye jisse enjoy kare ,maine apne purse me haath dala to usme lipstick nazar aa gayi bas mere deemaagh me ek idea aaya kyu na apne cousins ko bakra banaya jaye bas hum sare larkiya chupke se us room me dakhil hue jaha sare larke soye hue the ,unke shakle itni masoom lag rahi thi ki aaj bhi sochti hoo to haste haste pagal ho jati hoo hum sare larkiyo ne apna kaam start kiya aur sare cousins ke mu par lipstic lagani shuroo ki aur unki shakle aise bana de ki wo khud ko bhi na pehchan sake, phir hum chupke se aaker apne room me lait gaye aur khoob hase subah ke intezaar me hum logo ko neend nahi aa rahi thi jab subah hui to hum sare larkiya intezaar me aankhe phare bethi thi ki ab kya hoga ,jab nashte ka waqt hua to wo bechare uthe aur jaise he room se bahir aaye sare baro ne hasna shuroo kar diya ab wo log soche in baro ko kya ho gaya kyu has rahe hai mager jab kise garbar ka ahsaas hua to unlogo ne aaina dekha aur bas khud ko bhi nahi pehchan sake aur sab samajh gaye ki larkiyo ka he kaam hai hum sare larkiya room me band ho gaye ki ab hamari kher nahi hai phir saare larko ne next raat hum logo ko pareshan kerne ka plan banaya mager hum sab itne chalaak the ki raat bhar soye he nahi ye baat yaad kerke aaj bhi hum sare cousins lot pot ho jate hai aur unki shakle yaad aa jati hai

Ya Allah Same story Hai lekin Kirdaar change hai...........Aisa Meri Cousion aur Bahan Ne Mere Saath Aur Mere Cousion Bhai Ke Saath Kiya Tha..Aur Aaj Bhi Woh din yaad kar Sharam Aati Hai...........Kya Bataoo Kaisa Ajeeb Laga Tha.

[sakoot]

salam doston ik real latifa jo mere sath hoa infact mera latifa ban gaya .......................mera ye record hay k may nay kabhi cheating nahi ki zidagi may [ ye chach hay plz ] mere board k paper horahy the ik larki mere samne wali seat per thii jab paper start hoa or mushkil marhale may pohanch gaya ............ us larki ne peche morna shoro kar diya or mere peche per gay k mujy cheating karo....................meri zidagi ka pehla board ka paper ,mere chehre par hawaiyan or gaen ......... may nay usay mana kia wo nahi mani ..............mere jan nikli jarahi k teacher nay dekh liya to kia ho ga ...........may nay gossy may aa kar usay dant diya k aab to jan chore gi magar .....allah ki panha wo such much ki cheater thii ..........jab tak may nay usay bata nahi diya us nay meri jan nahi chori ............... mera sara khon kushak ho gaya .....hath pair thandy hogay ................. jab paper khatam howa to bajaye mujhy thanks kehnay k wo mujhy ye keh kar chali gayii k ........................ i m the best student of my class mujh say kisi nay bhi aaj tak battamizi nahi ki j se tum nay aaj ki hay ................ may us ki shakal dekhti ki dekhti reh gayi ........... or wo ye jaa wo jaa...................................

[(((((Auspicious)))))]

nice.................interesting.....................

[Aqsa khan]

Ya Allah Same story Hai lekin Kirdaar change hai...........Aisa Meri Cousion aur Bahan Ne Mere Saath Aur Mere Cousion Bhai Ke Saath Kiya Tha..Aur Aaj Bhi Woh din yaad kar Sharam Aati Hai...........Kya Bataoo Kaisa Ajeeb Laga Tha.

same haal mere cousins ka bhi hai aaj bhi bechare chere jaate hai aur aaj bhi hame satane ke naye tareeqe dhoondte rehte hai /....

[Mr Meer]

...College ka pehla din.....RAGGING, bad hawasiyoN se bhara hua tha, lekin ghar wapsi per sara mazeed kirkira ho gaya, intro classes off ho gayen aur humein ghar wapis anay ka kuchh pata nahi tha na area waghera k naam atay the,to dost ko fikr not ka ishara de ker college se bahir nikal aye,baree shaan se auto rickshaw rukwaya, jab uss ne poOchhaa kahan jana hai ????
To baray aitemad se kaha k "GHar.... "
Woh to shukr dost ki sir pe chapat kaam kar gai.... :p

hahaha Good

os ne kaha nahi k Ap ne Governor House jana hai jo mujay pata hoga

[Mr Meer]

Ya Allah Same story Hai lekin Kirdaar change hai...........Aisa Meri Cousion aur Bahan Ne Mere Saath Aur Mere Cousion Bhai Ke Saath Kiya Tha..Aur Aaj Bhi Woh din yaad kar Sharam Aati Hai...........Kya Bataoo Kaisa Ajeeb Laga Tha.

lolzzzz wo zara Detail se batain na hum b enjoy kerin

[Mr Meer]

salam doston ik real latifa jo mere sath hoa infact mera latifa ban gaya .......................mera ye record hay k may nay kabhi cheating nahi ki zidagi may [ ye chach hay plz ] mere board k paper horahy the ik larki mere samne wali seat per thii jab paper start hoa or mushkil marhale may pohanch gaya ............ us larki ne peche morna shoro kar diya or mere peche per gay k mujy cheating karo....................meri zidagi ka pehla board ka paper ,mere chehre par hawaiyan or gaen ......... may nay usay mana kia wo nahi mani ..............mere jan nikli jarahi k teacher nay dekh liya to kia ho ga ...........may nay gossy may aa kar usay dant diya k aab to jan chore gi magar .....allah ki panha wo such much ki cheater thii ..........jab tak may nay usay bata nahi diya us nay meri jan nahi chori ............... mera sara khon kushak ho gaya .....hath pair thandy hogay ................. jab paper khatam howa to bajaye mujhy thanks kehnay k wo mujhy ye keh kar chali gayii k ........................ i m the best student of my class mujh say kisi nay bhi aaj tak battamizi nahi ki j se tum nay aaj ki hay ................ may us ki shakal dekhti ki dekhti reh gayi ........... or wo ye jaa wo jaa...................................

lolzzzzz Is ko Kahtay hain Nayk Kar Aur Dariya mein Dall

Aur Wah Kia style tha k Muj se kabhi kisi ne asay baat nahi ki

yani Naqal k lia on ko Tameez k saath Batanay ki zarorat thi wah

[Marriyum]

Very nice thread
Me apna ake waqiya bataon? acha tu sunyain

Main bachpan main boht matti khati thi isliye sab ghar walay meray agay peechay hotay thay . Ake baar main ghar k peechay sehan main chup k glass main matti daal k khanay ki tayari kar rahi thi tu itnay main maamon aagaye aur gussay se kaha... Matti kha rahi ho??? tu main ne bari maasomiyat se kaha: Dho k kha rahi hon! ( Me ne mitti ko pani main milaya hoa tha )

Daikha me kitni maasom hon
P.S. aaj bhi mujhay geeli mattti ki khushboo boht pusand hai.......isiliye barish bhi

[Mr Meer]

Very nice thread
Me apna ake waqiya bataon? acha tu sunyain

Main bachpan main boht matti khati thi isliye sab ghar walay meray agay peechay hotay thay . Ake baar main ghar k peechay sehan main chup k glass main matti daal k khanay ki tayari kar rahi thi tu itnay main maamon aagaye aur gussay se kaha... Matti kha rahi ho??? tu main ne bari maasomiyat se kaha: Dho k kha rahi hon! ( Me ne mitti ko pani main milaya hoa tha )

Daikha me kitni maasom hon
P.S. aaj bhi mujhay geeli mattti ki khushboo boht pusand hai.......isiliye barish bhi

Hahahaha Mitti Dho k Kha Rahi thin had hai
wesay Ab tak Kitni Taralian Mitti kha choki hain

wesay mamu AP ka mazak nahi uratay

[Marriyum]

Hahahaha Mitti Dho k Kha Rahi thin had hai
wesay Ab tak Kitni Taralian Mitti kha choki hain

wesay mamu AP ka mazak nahi uratay

Allah janay kitnay
mazaak tu sab kartay hain abhi tak mujh maasom ka

[sakoot]

Very nice thread
Me apna ake waqiya bataon? acha tu sunyain

Main bachpan main boht matti khati thi isliye sab ghar walay meray agay peechay hotay thay . Ake baar main ghar k peechay sehan main chup k glass main matti daal k khanay ki tayari kar rahi thi tu itnay main maamon aagaye aur gussay se kaha... Matti kha rahi ho??? tu main ne bari maasomiyat se kaha: Dho k kha rahi hon! ( Me ne mitti ko pani main milaya hoa tha )

Daikha me kitni maasom hon
P.S. aaj bhi mujhay geeli mattti ki khushboo boht pusand hai.......isiliye barish bhi

............................................

[Mr Meer]

Allah janay kitnay
mazaak tu sab kartay hain abhi tak mujh maasom ka

ye Masoomiyat hai ? metti khanay wali masoomiyat

is masoomiyat per tu naghtyfairy yaad ah gai wo b asi he masoom hai

[~*NightFairy*~]

uff hud hogayi hai
khud to barey masoom ho na ap
sab ko pata hai ke main achi bachi hun

[Mr Meer]

Hahahaha ki Nazar Parh Gai
Mujay laga kahan in ko pata Chalay ga k Maine kia kaha hai kahan Kaha hai

Anyways App Achi Bachi ho sakti hain per ,,,,,,,,,,,, main Masoom ki Baat karing na

[~*NightFairy*~]

masoom bhi hon ALLAH(SWT) ka shukar hai

samjh ayi

[Mr Meer]

Na .....................................

[mirror]

kuch din pehley mujhe iss thread me ana para kisi kaam k silsile main

aap logon k maze k waqai sun k mujhe bhi boht s yaad ayee jab muj kou embarrasment hui aik share kr rahi hun


hum log college mai parte thee mere uncle us k idirector thee n baqi staff bhi mere abu jani ko janta tha isi liyee kuch vip qisam ka protocol milta tha meri waja s baqi girls ko bhi

waisee to hum 9girls thein but hum 4 ka group tha to hum girls ka common room use nai krti thin mere uncle k office k saath wala aik bara s room tha jis main unke peon ne uncle ki tea wagera ka saman rakhtey thee saath hi uske andar aik wash room tha jo uncle use krte lekin mujhe n meri friends ko bhi permission thi to hum log jab bhi free lesson hota waha us store room me ja k chup jate specially agar koi lesson na lena hota


to us din hum waha hi chupe hue thee hamara mood after break lesson lene ka nai tha saath hi hum aink or kaam bhi krte thee uncle k tea k saman s everyday milk bhi chori kr k khate the n peon ye baat janta tha to wo waha store me daily chupa k rakhta but hum log dhond lete chahe kitna oper rakhta to uss din bhi hum kha rahe thee k achana uncle aa gayee unko pata nai tha k hum andar hain warna hamari mojudgi me kisi ko ana allow nai tha ab hamari yeh halat k dono haath milk powder s bhare huey

peeche kiyee uncle ne kaha beta aapne class nai leni to hum bhage bahir ko jab class me gayee to humko boht hansi aai oper s sir aa gayee n hamare haath aik dam khul gayee nsara milk neche gir gaya ab poori class including sir haret s hum charon k haath dekh rahe the bas mat poochiyee kitni sharmindgi hui

[Mr Meer]

Hahahah @ Mirror koi haal nahi Ap logon ga

Chori ka dhoodh Phir saza tu milni he thi na

wesay os k Baad Kabhi gain osi store mein k koi nahi