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    TWO WITCHES DISCUSS GOoD GROOMING

    TWO WITCHES DISCUSS GOOD GROOMING


    (I dedicate this poem to our two moderators - Chicky and Anuzah. The one asking questions, in the first four stanzas, is Anuzah and the one answering is Chicky.)



    'How do you keep your teeth so green
    Whilst mine remain quite white?
    Although I rub them vigorously
    With cold slime every night.

    'Your eyes are such a lovely shade
    Of bloodshot, streaked with puce.
    I prod mine daily with a stick
    But it isn't any use.

    'I envy so the spots and boils
    That brighten your complexion.
    Even rat-spit on my face
    Left no trace of infection.

    'I've even failed to have bad breath
    After eating sewage raw,
    Yet your halitosis
    Can strip paint from a door.'


    'My dear, there is no secret,
    Now I don't mean to brag.
    What you see is nature's work,
    I am just a natural hag.'



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    JOHN COLDWELL



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    Wah ji wa!
    thanks keh dia lkn ye nahin kaha k kesi hai.
    Kehti bhi kesay! Aakhir sach k saamnay kis ka bas chalta hai!
    Lkn phr bhi. Kam az kam ye to keh sakti theen na k kia bat hai kia khaaka khencha hai. Esa khaaka k Pakistani police bhi parrhay to fauran jaan le k ye kis ki bat ho rahi hai.
    Esa wesa! hehehe..........

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    Re: TWO WITCHES DISCUSS GOoD GROOMING



    'Your eyes are such a lovely shade
    Of bloodshot, streaked with puce.

    I prod mine daily with a stick
    But it isn't any use.

    Now you wait for sumthin

    'I envy so the spots and boils
    That brighten your complexion.
    Even rat-spit on my face
    Left no trace of infection


    Eeeooww


    'I've even failed to have bad breath
    After eating sewage raw,

    Yet your halitosis
    Can strip paint from a door.'


    My hygenity is not low unlike urs

    'My dear, there is no secret,
    Now I don't mean to brag.

    What you see is nature's work,
    I am just a natural hag.'


    Waise I am not a Witch nor Anu is



    Wah ji wa!
    thanks keh dia lkn ye nahin kaha k kesi hai.
    Kehti bhi kesay! Aakhir sach k saamnay kis ka bas chalta hai!
    Lkn phr bhi. Kam az kam ye to keh sakti theen na k kia bat hai kia khaaka khencha hai. Esa khaaka k Pakistani police bhi parrhay to fauran jaan le k ye kis ki bat ho rahi hai.
    Esa wesa! hehehe..........
    I had to comment but didnt had much time to I am not scared of anything anyways this is not sach ager hota toh members visiting would be half dead

    Lets see what my Dear CoMod says

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    What a Yakh! Sharing
    Kool one Elated

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    Re: TWO WITCHES DISCUSS GOoD GROOMING

    like it....
    keep posting elated

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazan View Post
    What a Yakh! Sharing
    Kool one Elated
    But u still liked it
    Quote Originally Posted by faaiq View Post
    like it....
    keep posting elated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicky View Post
    But u still liked it



    Ye kia bat hui! Kyun in becharon ko mana kr rahi ho?
    Aazaadee izhaar ka zamaana hai.
    heheh.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazan View Post
    What a Yakh! Sharing
    Kool one Elated
    Thanks for your liking!

    Quote Originally Posted by faaiq View Post
    like it....
    keep posting elated
    Thanks a lot faiq! heheh.....

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    I had to comment but didnt had much time to I am not scared of anything anyways this is not sach ager hota toh members visiting would be half dead

    SuperMod ab aap ko kia pata k bechaaray members kis condition main hn!

    Lets see what my Dear CoMod says [/QUOTE]

    Bas bas! Ab us bechaari ko apnay sath mat milao! Wo tum se hamdardi krtay huay tum sa ban,na chahti hai aur tum usay makkhan laga rahi ho!
    Anuzah ko yaqeenan ye sab pasand aaey ga. Please Anuzah!

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    Re: TWO WITCHES DISCUSS GOoD GROOMING

    'Your eyes are such a lovely shade
    Of bloodshot, streaked with puce.
    I prod mine daily with a stick
    But it isn't any use.
    i tell u wat Chicky i'm bit scared now, you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zakakhan View Post
    i tell wat Chicky i'm bit scared now, you know
    hahaha.......
    Dekh lo mad(am) supermod!
    Members ki condition dekh lo!

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    ............ Interesting sharing
    they are like fairies..........................

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    Quote Originally Posted by O c EA n PeArL View Post
    ............ Interesting sharing
    they are like fairies..........................
    Laga len makhan aap bhi inhen!
    Mujh se poochhen to dainen hn dainen. heheh....

    Wesay barra siyaasi biyaan hai aap ka.
    Interesting bhi keh dia aur uder bhi ta'areef kr d.

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    funny sharing u should have taken your example and for comparison ..i would have given you suggestions
    me and chicky , we simply

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anuzah View Post
    funny sharing u should have taken your example and for comparison ..i would have given you suggestions
    me and chicky , we simply
    Oh O!
    See!
    Well yes. I agree. I should have taken myself if I wanted to b just like yourself. Oh! Was that really hard? I hope not.
    By the way there is a technical problem...... hehehe........
    This poem is about withces and not about wizards Anuzah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elated View Post
    Ye kia bat hui! Kyun in becharon ko mana kr rahi ho?
    Aazaadee izhaar ka zamaana hai.
    heheh.........

    ---------- Post added at 06:02 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:58 AM ----------



    Thanks for your liking!



    Thanks a lot faiq! heheh.....

    ---------- Post added at 06:10 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:02 AM ----------

    I had to comment but didnt had much time to I am not scared of anything anyways this is not sach ager hota toh members visiting would be half dead

    SuperMod ab aap ko kia pata k bechaaray members kis condition main hn!

    Lets see what my Dear CoMod says
    Bas bas! Ab us bechaari ko apnay sath mat milao! Wo tum se hamdardi krtay huay tum sa ban,na chahti hai aur tum usay makkhan laga rahi ho!
    Anuzah ko yaqeenan ye sab pasand aaey ga. Please Anuzah![/QUOTE]


    What did I do , they all my buddies they know me very well better than you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zakakhan View Post
    i tell u wat Chicky i'm bit scared now, you know
    I wont harm you Zaka
    Quote Originally Posted by O c EA n PeArL View Post
    ............ Interesting sharing
    they are like fairies..........................
    Yes so true

    Quote Originally Posted by Anuzah View Post
    funny sharing u should have taken your example and for comparison ..i would have given you suggestions
    me and chicky , we simply
    Yup we angels

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    I think I'll not comment anymore since I don't know you!

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