Students ki dukhi dastaan.....:P

[Baba ki guriya]

Aslam o Alaikum

kese hain aap sabbb umeed hai fit fat f9 sh9 hongaye sab

g tou iss thread mai ap sab ka most welcome hai meri aur deepo ki taraf se

yahan hum sab mill kar yaani ijtemaai tour parr student k dukhray *dukh ,gham( baantay gaye

students k saath saal(year) mai jo 2 ya 3 baar ya iss se b ziada zulmm kiya jaata hai exams jesi khatarnaak cheez k naam pe uss k baray mai hum apnay khyalat ka izhaar karay gaye aur ap sab ki bharpooor shirkat participation b zaroori hai

kio k student hi ek student ka dukh samaj sakta hai

''tou aaiye jee aayaa nu'' n apnay azeem khayalaat ka izhaar b kijiye

isk ilawa ap sab yahan student exams k baray mai funny yaa dukhi quotes ,jokes , videos , poetry , sms , images,kch bhi ,ya apk sath koi dukhi waqia hua ho yaa apni aap beeti exams yaa study k hawalay se batana chahain tou humain ap apnay gham mai barabar khara paaye gaye

ab aaiye aur apne qeemti lamhaat mai se kch dukh bharay lamhay yahan share kijiye


start mai hi krti hu


wese hum b Bohat dukhi student hua krty thay
chup chup k royaa krty thay


aur tension se yeh haal hojata tha





yeh sach haina kitny logon k liye batana zaroor





aur yahan students becharay ko marta kia na krta ki soorat mai yeh krna prta tha







now ur turn

[BDchand]

I got picked on by my teacher one time...really got me frustrated and upset...That maybe I would've dropped course

[R. M. Dixit]

Guriya jaisa aapne kaha kuch shairs ya shayari
pesh kerta hoon Exams pe. Batana kisa lag. Okay!






Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,
Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.

Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.

Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.

Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.

Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi,
Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bhai- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.

[ridaa62]

hamara haal to aisa hy

[baba _ki_pari]

Wa Alaikum Salam!!!!
And kya yaad kara diya guddi and deepo sis ne
Aray mere next week EXAMS start ho rahay hain aur jab jab iss thread ko dekhun gi tou zakham taza hon gay
Khair koi baat nahi hum chill mahol main rehne walay students hain

[Adiva Afafa]

hahaha mene tou apni dukhti rag pe haath rakha tha ab mujy kia pata k sab ki dukhti rag yeh ek hi hai

hahahhaha tension nahi lenay ka sisi jani bass denay ka

haan na bilkul teachers tou parhay baghair aajaty haina iss liye unhain kia pata yeh kis ghamm ka naam hai exams

waisy kam hui hay tension meri.......exams postpone huye hain...

[Haz!L]

Aap ka khyal darust hai

Experiences to bohat hain

Exams walay kam hain waisay

Aik baar college main musalsal test session se hum tang aa gaye thay so aik test main socha k poori class hi ghayib ho ajye Plan pe amal dar amad kartay huay lawn main baith gaye (Chup K ) Peon ne phir bhi dhoond lia aue aa gya bulawa Phir hum gaye anda ..Sir tests le k khatay huay thay. Urdu ki tashreeh karni thi Hum sab ne apni answer sheets pe bus aik misra likh dia "Hai Jazba Junoon to himmat na haar" Bus phir sir ne answer sheets pakrin aur seedhay gaye Vice principal k paas Achi khaasi ho jani thi hamari magar hamaray class teacher ne record ko madd e nazar rakhtay hua bach bacha kara dia

Filhaal to yehi yaad aya

hahaha wah wah ap sab main itni himat thi ...bara hi bara karnaa ma anjam diya ap logo ny

Exams are like girlfriends!

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:

1. Too Many Questions.

2. Difficult to Understand.

3. More Explanation is Needed.

4. Result is always FAIL!

ahan! GooD 1

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Dukh es baat ka nhi k Exams Mein kitni Parhai karni pari, Ya life mein es ki waja se kitni tension thi.

Dukh es Baat ka hy k "Main Guess karny mein nakaam raha"

Har baar achy marks ley k pass hona, aik junoon tha, us k peechy aik factor "FEAR" ka bhi tha. Aik baar 2 Subjects ghar Wapas (Aap samagh gaye honge) aa gaye.

Papa ne kaha,

Beta> Koi baat nhi, Girty hein Shah-Sawaar hi Maidaan-e-Jang mein...Jis ne paper diye us ne hi fail hona hy na, Ab jis ne try hi nhi li us ko kya pata.

SO us Din "SHAH-SAWAAR" (YAni k Main) ko bohat Ghussa aaya apne aap pe k "Main Aiwain hi darta raha Raatein jaag jaag k"

Moral:

Zaroori nhi k aap k Waledain Hamaisha "Amreeka" wala role play karein Kabhi kabhi baat "Friendly Match" pe bhi khatam ho jati hy.

Hmm right aur jazba ho tou esa ................
[MENTION=177824]Baba ki guriya[/MENTION]

Ap b apna experiance share kijiye kisi ny mana kiya hai kyaa ?

WSalam Logo

bht changa walla topic dhond k lgaya e ap logo ne

CHAAA gaey o, NICE DHAGA

student hna asal ma 1 bht wadda dukh e
bht se msail ka samna krna prta ha

chlein me soch k apne msail manxr p lata hoon,
phly baki logo k tjrby c istifada hasil kr loon

ye koi esa tajurba tou hai nahi jo ap dosroon k tajurby se hasil karyien lihaza shuru hojaye ...warnaa

Students ki tu yeh haqeeqtun kuch zyada hi dukhti hoi rugg hy. kash mein apnay bettay kbyanat qalmbund kurwa sukti
Ohooooooooooo Phir Exams
Shayed Bus Pakistan mein hi hottey hein
Bukwas yar y exams r necessary. we hate exams. Chuloo ho bhi jaien lakin Allah Kuray Result k Time Sellab A jaeiy ya papers ko Aaag lugg jayein Han ya Examiner Andha ho jaey
Hazaroo Khwahishat machalti thein iss Dil-e-Dagdar + Bimar mein Students Life mein tu

Oar unn sub bad duaoo ka nateejahy k hum techer hein apnay hi jaisey nalaiq buchoon k bulkey hum sey bhi do hath burhay hoye bucho k jo hur waqat humarey samnay burbura kur humey kostey hein

haha khair teachers jo kahty hain hamary bhalay k liye hi kahty hain


wase apny thora complicated likha likhaa hai

yar hmari g.r tou time table daikh k ro pari..
aur mai b .. infct uni mai tbyt hi kharab ho gai.. behosh hoty hoty bachi
wese in teacherz ka bas chaly tou ye hum sy har wk paper lain

hahah tumhari g.r ki baat chor do bechari buhat nazuk hai

aur u itni tension maat liya karo

Writer TaG laga hai main Writer thori hn...........!! suchii muje to kuch nae pata

ahan ! tou jo ap ki tahreeryien hain woh kon likhta hai?

aur ye bye kis khushi wapas a jayeen sharafat se

haye zaalimo............ye kia qissa chair mara....................
mujhe dukhi kar daalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

ye waqt yaad dila daaaaaaaaaaaaala..

kabhi purana waqt b yaad karnaa chahiye ;)

chalyien batayien

Wa Alaikum Salam!!!!
And kya yaad kara diya guddi and deepo sis ne
Aray mere next week EXAMS start ho rahay hain aur jab jab iss thread ko dekhun gi tou zakham taza hon gay
Khair koi baat nahi hum chill mahol main rehne walay students hain

ahan! chill mahol main student reh lyen ye tou na qabl e yaqeen baat hai

hamara haal to aisa hy

hahah very nice .....................

[Haz!L]

aray bhii kiya qissa cher diya aap nay
ab gerhay murday na hi ukharain tu acha hay ...
ik funny experience share kerta hooN...
engineering ka ik course tha, "Flight Dynamics" ka, tu sahab hum nay bari mehnut ki exam say pehlay, hum job bhi kertay thay aur studies bhi tu bari mushkil say tamam raat laga ker exam ki prep. ki.
subha taqreebun 5 bajay break liya namaz perhi aur chaye banaii, aur phir tayar hogay'e univ. janay ko. sofay peh bethay thay aur janay ko tayar hi thay kay Zehn main khanas samaii kay ager aaj exam na dooN tu kiya hoga, dill nay kaha kuch nahi hoga, zehn nay kaha abay semester zaya hojay'e ga, in dono main behas mubahissa hota raha aur dill jeet gaya, main apnay bed per jaker blanket taan ker so-gaya..lol
12 bajay utha, Univ. gaya, apnay instructor ko talash kiya..
us say milla..wo hakka bakka sa tha mujhay dekh ker, bolla, "hey farrukh is all ok with you, why didn't you show up for final?" hum nay qadray shaan e be-nayazi say kaha "I am fine, and I just didn't feel like taking the final, eventhough I prepared well.." instructor nay kaha "but dude what did you do in the morning though" mainay kaha " instead of appearing in the exam. I felt like sleeping and I followed my instincts" ab instructor muskuraya ,kehnay laga, " My my you are a class act dude, so are you going to take the exam or not?' hum nay kaha, "if you let me, I will if not then I'll take the course all over again, no worries", instructor nay kaha " can you take it now?' hum nay kaha "yes, absolutely" instructor hum ko office main receptionist kay hawalay ker kay aur exam paper dey ker challa gaya, aur hum nay exam B grade say nikal hi liya
tu moral of the story, Dill ki bhi sun liya kijyeah kabhi.....
aabad rahyea..ameen
khush rahyea..ameenl

ahan!! Maza aya parh k par semister papr chorna be waqoofi nahi ?

[farrukhjii]

ahan!! Maza aya parh k par semister papr chorna be waqoofi nahi ?

be-waqoofi ka nahi pata, but it feels good to live like a bird some time, free will....
haan professional life main you can't do these childish things , wo bewaqoofi hogi.
khush raho..ameen

[sweet eyes]

walekom assalam ....

are koi bhi exams ko bora na kahe .... ye to mere lea bhoot maze ke din hote hen
khao pio ... koi bhi nahe kahe ga

ye alag baat he ke neend kelea time nahe milta
magar ab to ye din sirf yaad ho kar sakte hen ... vese mujhe to lagta he ab men bhool he gae hon exams kese hote the ...

[Attractive-Ey3s]

hahaha wah wah ap sab main itni himat thi ...bara hi bara karnaa ma anjam diya ap logo ny




ahan! GooD 1

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Hmm right aur jazba ho tou esa ................
Baba ki guriya

Ap b apna experiance share kijiye kisi ny mana kiya hai kyaa ?




ye koi esa tajurba tou hai nahi jo ap dosroon k tajurby se hasil karyien lihaza shuru hojaye ...warnaa


haha khair teachers jo kahty hain hamary bhalay k liye hi kahty hain


wase apny thora complicated likha likhaa hai





hahah tumhari g.r ki baat chor do bechari buhat nazuk hai

aur u itni tension maat liya karo


ahan ! tou jo ap ki tahreeryien hain woh kon likhta hai?

aur ye bye kis khushi wapas a jayeen sharafat se



kabhi purana waqt b yaad karnaa chahiye ;)

chalyien batayien



ahan! chill mahol main student reh lyen ye tou na qabl e yaqeen baat hai



hahah very nice .....................

yar tnsn nahi laiti khud b khud ho jati hai
aur mam ne b kah dya hai k 10 marks cut bcz of hoshu...
well thora asra mila hai 6 ko hain tou... bs ab time table wesa hi banai jaisa abi tha... phr tou mouja hi mouja..

[nazan]

Kuch arsa pehlay tak hum b in mazloomeen mein shamil thay islye poori hamdardi hai inn k sath
Aur koi xperience????
Main achi khassi student thi baba mtlab k laiq faiq(thi):p
School mein to aisa kuch nae hua kabhi
Bt college mein aik bar advance accounting ka test tha n ma badaulat ne cost accounting ki g bhar k tayari ki n aglay din jb fellows ne btaya k aj to advance ka test hai phir to samjhen din mein taray nazar aa gaey
Kafi sochne k bad ye idea aya k kuch din bad honay valay variety show ki tayari krni hai so class hi miss kr detey hain
Khair g class bunk kr k main to bhag gae varity show ki preparation mein bt thori der bad ittefaq se (bhayanak ittefaq) sir ka udhar se guzar hua aur hm pe nazar parr gae,phir kia tha sir aaey aur zabardast teachr se permission le k k 30 min bad bhej doonga hmein ley gae
Chalo g chutti hui*
Khair Class mein aaey to sb log test dene ko tayar thay aur main doob k marney ko......
Test shuru hua aur udhar mere aansu
Sir ne apni fav student k aansu dekhey n wajah poochii
Maine shu shu krtay wajah bayan ki aur sir samait poori class k qehqahay aur main dhuan dhar rona shuru
Khair meri wajah se sir ne test cancel kia aur poori class k mazay ho gaey.......

[Roomi719]

Chall Jhootii........................

Kuch arsa pehlay tak hum b in mazloomeen mein shamil thay islye poori hamdardi hai inn k sath
Aur koi xperience????
Main achi khassi student thi baba mtlab k laiq faiq(thi):p
School mein to aisa kuch nae hua kabhi
Bt college mein aik bar advance accounting ka test tha n ma badaulat ne cost accounting ki g bhar k tayari ki n aglay din jb fellows ne btaya k aj to advance ka test hai phir to samjhen din mein taray nazar aa gaey
Kafi sochne k bad ye idea aya k kuch din bad honay valay variety show ki tayari krni hai so class hi miss kr detey hain
Khair g class bunk kr k main to bhag gae varity show ki preparation mein bt thori der bad ittefaq se (bhayanak ittefaq) sir ka udhar se guzar hua aur hm pe nazar parr gae,phir kia tha sir aaey aur zabardast teachr se permission le k k 30 min bad bhej doonga hmein ley gae
Chalo g chutti hui*
Khair Class mein aaey to sb log test dene ko tayar thay aur main doob k marney ko......
Test shuru hua aur udhar mere aansu
Sir ne apni fav student k aansu dekhey n wajah poochii
Maine shu shu krtay wajah bayan ki aur sir samait poori class k qehqahay aur main dhuan dhar rona shuru
Khair meri wajah se sir ne test cancel kia aur poori class k mazay ho gaey.......

[Adiva Afafa]

yar tnsn nahi laiti khud b khud ho jati hai
aur mam ne b kah dya hai k 10 marks cut bcz of hoshu...
well thora asra mila hai 6 ko hain tou... bs ab time table wesa hi banai jaisa abi tha... phr tou mouja hi mouja..

bas bas u ab inna sad nai ho meri aankhain bhi nam hogae thi yaar...
ye tau Allah ka bada karam hua k date aagay ho gaye otherwise mjhay khud bhi samjh nai araha tha k kya hota...
waisy kal hi madam say baat hui.......unhonay bht appreciate kya and kaha k ap intelligent hain no doubt or ye jo kam time mila hay aplogon ko mjhay pata hay ap karlogi........... bas ghamand nai kya kabhi...

[Attractive-Ey3s]

bas bas u ab inna sad nai ho meri aankhain bhi nam hogae thi yaar...
ye tau Allah ka bada karam hua k date aagay ho gaye otherwise mjhay khud bhi samjh nai araha tha k kya hota...
waisy kal hi madam say baat hui.......unhonay bht appreciate kya and kaha k ap intelligent hain no doubt or ye jo kam time mila hay aplogon ko mjhay pata hay ap karlogi........... bas ghamand nai kya kabhi...

u ki ankhen nam hui thi mai tou uni mai behosh hoty hoty bechi hun
meri frnds ne meri ye halat daikh k pareshan ho gain thin phr hazil ko bulwaya tha ...

[Adiva Afafa]

u ki ankhen nam hui thi mai tou uni mai behosh hoty hoty bechi hun
meri frnds ne meri ye halat daikh k pareshan ho gain thin phr hazil ko bulwaya tha ...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

waisy kal hi madam say baat hui.......unhonay bht appreciate kya and kaha k ap intelligent hain no doubt or ye jo kam time mila hay aplogon ko mjhay pata hay ap karlogi........... bas ghamand nai kya kabhi...

saddy saddy ...................u behosh hotay bachi...hmmmmm
take carez jani

[Attractive-Ey3s]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

waisy kal hi madam say baat hui.......unhonay bht appreciate kya and kaha k ap intelligent hain no doubt or ye jo kam time mila hay aplogon ko mjhay pata hay ap karlogi........... bas ghamand nai kya kabhi...

saddy saddy ...................u behosh hotay bachi...hmmmmm
take carez jani

han yr.............

[Adiva Afafa]

han yr.............

.................

[Baba ki guriya]

aray bhii kiya qissa cher diya aap nay
ab gerhay murday na hi ukharain tu acha hay ...
ik funny experience share kerta hooN...
engineering ka ik course tha, "Flight Dynamics" ka, tu sahab hum nay bari mehnut ki exam say pehlay, hum job bhi kertay thay aur studies bhi tu bari mushkil say tamam raat laga ker exam ki prep. ki.
subha taqreebun 5 bajay break liya namaz perhi aur chaye banaii, aur phir tayar hogay'e univ. janay ko. sofay peh bethay thay aur janay ko tayar hi thay kay Zehn main khanas samaii kay ager aaj exam na dooN tu kiya hoga, dill nay kaha kuch nahi hoga, zehn nay kaha abay semester zaya hojay'e ga, in dono main behas mubahissa hota raha aur dill jeet gaya, main apnay bed per jaker blanket taan ker so-gaya..lol
12 bajay utha, Univ. gaya, apnay instructor ko talash kiya..
us say milla..wo hakka bakka sa tha mujhay dekh ker, bolla, "hey farrukh is all ok with you, why didn't you show up for final?" hum nay qadray shaan e be-nayazi say kaha "I am fine, and I just didn't feel like taking the final, eventhough I prepared well.." instructor nay kaha "but dude what did you do in the morning though" mainay kaha " instead of appearing in the exam. I felt like sleeping and I followed my instincts" ab instructor muskuraya ,kehnay laga, " My my you are a class act dude, so are you going to take the exam or not?' hum nay kaha, "if you let me, I will if not then I'll take the course all over again, no worries", instructor nay kaha " can you take it now?' hum nay kaha "yes, absolutely" instructor hum ko office main receptionist kay hawalay ker kay aur exam paper dey ker challa gaya, aur hum nay exam B grade say nikal hi liya
tu moral of the story, Dill ki bhi sun liya kijyeah kabhi.....
aabad rahyea..ameen
khush rahyea..ameenl

hahaha nice exp btw

n thank you so much for sharing with us

[Baba ki guriya]

haye zaalimo............ye kia qissa chair mara....................
mujhe dukhi kar daalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

ye waqt yaad dila daaaaaaaaaaaaala..

hahaha haye hum zaalim nahi mazloom hain kio k hum ne apna dukh hi cheraa hai

[Baba ki guriya]

Ji daikh lain bus...nazar na laga dijiye ga

haha g dekh b liya parh b liya aur hum apko nazar laganay walay lagty hain kia