Students ki dukhi dastaan.....:P

[Baba ki guriya]

Aslam o Alaikum

kese hain aap sabbb umeed hai fit fat f9 sh9 hongaye sab

g tou iss thread mai ap sab ka most welcome hai meri aur deepo ki taraf se

yahan hum sab mill kar yaani ijtemaai tour parr student k dukhray *dukh ,gham( baantay gaye

students k saath saal(year) mai jo 2 ya 3 baar ya iss se b ziada zulmm kiya jaata hai exams jesi khatarnaak cheez k naam pe uss k baray mai hum apnay khyalat ka izhaar karay gaye aur ap sab ki bharpooor shirkat participation b zaroori hai

kio k student hi ek student ka dukh samaj sakta hai

''tou aaiye jee aayaa nu'' n apnay azeem khayalaat ka izhaar b kijiye

isk ilawa ap sab yahan student exams k baray mai funny yaa dukhi quotes ,jokes , videos , poetry , sms , images,kch bhi ,ya apk sath koi dukhi waqia hua ho yaa apni aap beeti exams yaa study k hawalay se batana chahain tou humain ap apnay gham mai barabar khara paaye gaye

ab aaiye aur apne qeemti lamhaat mai se kch dukh bharay lamhay yahan share kijiye


start mai hi krti hu


wese hum b Bohat dukhi student hua krty thay
chup chup k royaa krty thay


aur tension se yeh haal hojata tha





yeh sach haina kitny logon k liye batana zaroor





aur yahan students becharay ko marta kia na krta ki soorat mai yeh krna prta tha





now ur turn

[Baba ki guriya]

Guriya jaisa aapne kaha kuch shairs ya shayari
pesh kerta hoon Exams pe. Batana kisa lag. Okay!






Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,
Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.

Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.

Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.

Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.

Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi,
Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bhai- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.

ahan hahahhaha wah wah wah maza aa gaya prh k

thanx aloooot for sharing

[Baba ki guriya]

walekom assalam ....

are koi bhi exams ko bora na kahe .... ye to mere lea bhoot maze ke din hote hen
khao pio ... koi bhi nahe kahe ga

ye alag baat he ke neend kelea time nahe milta
magar ab to ye din sirf yaad ho kar sakte hen ... vese mujhe to lagta he ab men bhool he gae hon exams kese hote the ...

haha acha g nahi kehte burra sisi

aur ap kiaa baat krti hain neeend hi tou aaati hai sab se ziada boook ko kholtay hi aur exams ki tayari krty huay

ahan sad nahi hon ap kahay tou hum apk exams lena shuru kr dain apki yaad taaza hojaye gi

[Baba ki guriya]

Kuch arsa pehlay tak hum b in mazloomeen mein shamil thay islye poori hamdardi hai inn k sath
Aur koi xperience????
Main achi khassi student thi baba mtlab k laiq faiq(thi):p
School mein to aisa kuch nae hua kabhi
Bt college mein aik bar advance accounting ka test tha n ma badaulat ne cost accounting ki g bhar k tayari ki n aglay din jb fellows ne btaya k aj to advance ka test hai phir to samjhen din mein taray nazar aa gaey
Kafi sochne k bad ye idea aya k kuch din bad honay valay variety show ki tayari krni hai so class hi miss kr detey hain
Khair g class bunk kr k main to bhag gae varity show ki preparation mein bt thori der bad ittefaq se (bhayanak ittefaq) sir ka udhar se guzar hua aur hm pe nazar parr gae,phir kia tha sir aaey aur zabardast teachr se permission le k k 30 min bad bhej doonga hmein ley gae
Chalo g chutti hui*
Khair Class mein aaey to sb log test dene ko tayar thay aur main doob k marney ko......
Test shuru hua aur udhar mere aansu
Sir ne apni fav student k aansu dekhey n wajah poochii
Maine shu shu krtay wajah bayan ki aur sir samait poori class k qehqahay aur main dhuan dhar rona shuru
Khair meri wajah se sir ne test cancel kia aur poori class k mazay ho gaey.......

hahahah jaan kr khushi hui ek aur mazloom k baray mai

aur dhuaa dhaar rona tou banta tha wese aur ese mouqa parrr lazmi teachers pohanch jaya krty hain

n happy ending to ho hi gai

bht maza aaya apki mazloom dastaan parh kar

[sweet_lily]

haha g dekh b liya parh b liya aur hum apko nazar laganay walay lagty hain kia

Nai lagtay Tabhi to bata dia

And I have one other interesting experience But us ko bataun gi to sab samjhain gay k main nalaiq hun

[Baba ki guriya]

school time per main Cricket k grounds may paya jata thaaa to muje kia khaak pata hoga
k school....studies.....education....examination yeh kia balaain hain lollxxx

Study time grounds may or exams days may sona sona or sirf sona ;)

hahahaha himmat hai bhae apki hamara tou tension se burra haal hojata tha ek chuti karty huay b

aur ap tou class kia exams mai b mazay kr rahay hain hats off

[Baba ki guriya]

Nai lagtay Tabhi to bata dia

And I have one other interesting experience But us ko bataun gi to sab samjhain gay k main nalaiq hun

hahaha ahan

array ab tou apko batana parray gaa aur hum apko bilkul b nalaiq nahi samjhay gaye promise

[sweet_lily]

hahaha ahan

array ab tou apko batana parray gaa aur hum apko bilkul b nalaiq nahi samjhay gaye promise

Aap ka to pata hai aap nai samjhain gi magar duniya ka nai ata na "Yeh duniya Zalim Duniya hai"

[Baba ki guriya]

Aap ka to pata hai aap nai samjhain gi magar duniya ka nai ata na "Yeh duniya Zalim Duniya hai"

hahahha array dunia ka kia kr sakty hain ap dunia ki fikar chorr day aur bass ab mujy nahi pata mujy jaldi se bataye suspense create na karay ab

[Baba ki guriya]

hamara haal to aisa hy

first situation bhtttttttttt hi aala hai aur bilkul esa hi hota hai

[sweet_lily]

hahahha array dunia ka kia kr sakty hain ap dunia ki fikar chorr day aur bass ab mujy nahi pata mujy jaldi se bataye suspense create na karay ab

Achaa

Last year hamaray exams ho rahay thay. Bio ka paper tha wo bhi aisa jis ka course complete nai karaya tha hamain aur paper lena shuru ho gaye thay Ab main ne sara paper kar lia sirf 1 MCQ tha jo mujhe nai aa raha tha. Saath wali row main mujh se 2 seats aagay meri friend bethi hui thi. Main ne usay bola Is MCQ Ka right option kya hai? Us ne usharay se kaha mera paper daikh lo Ab wo mujhe paper dikha rahi thi aur mujhe sahih se nazar nai aa raha tha Us ne zichh ho k zyada aagay kar dia aur phir wohi lamha tha jab sir ne hamain daikh lai Phir kya tha Sir aye foran hum se paper lenay. Mera to aik MCQ tha main ne foran mark kar dia. US bechari k 5 MCQs aur 1,2 short questions bhi rehtay thay Wo itni pareshan. Itniiiiiiiiii minnatain ki hum ne sir ki magar Sir bhi naa hi maanay. Aakhir jab hum thak k bahir nikalnay walay thay to Sir ko us ki roti soorat pe tars aa hi gya Aur phir us ne paper kia Is se main ne aik sabaq zaroor seekha ...Kam az kam paper main apni glasses saath zaroor le k jani chahiyain Kabhi bhi zaroorat parr sakti hai

[Baba ki guriya]

Wa Alaikum Salam!!!!
And kya yaad kara diya guddi and deepo sis ne
Aray mere next week EXAMS start ho rahay hain aur jab jab iss thread ko dekhun gi tou zakham taza hon gay
Khair koi baat nahi hum chill mahol main rehne walay students hain

hahahaha apko nahi pata deepo k b exams hony walay hain uss bechari pe kia beet rhi hogi

zakham taaza rakhnay k liye school uni n college hi kaafi hai idher papers khatam nahi huay udher se phr se exams lenay ka bbhoot sawar ho jata hai

array wah yeh hui na baat wese ap k sath kabhi koi funny situation nahi hui exams mai ?

[Baba ki guriya]

Achaa

Last year hamaray exams ho rahay thay. Bio ka paper tha wo bhi aisa jis ka course complete nai karaya tha hamain aur paper lena shuru ho gaye thay Ab main ne sara paper kar lia sirf 1 MCQ tha jo mujhe nai aa raha tha. Saath wali row main mujh se 2 seats aagay meri friend bethi hui thi. Main ne usay bola Is MCQ Ka right option kya hai? Us ne usharay se kaha mera paper daikh lo Ab wo mujhe paper dikha rahi thi aur mujhe sahih se nazar nai aa raha tha Us ne zichh ho k zyada aagay kar dia aur phir wohi lamha tha jab sir ne hamain daikh lai Phir kya tha Sir aye foran hum se paper lenay. Mera to aik MCQ tha main ne foran mark kar dia. US bechari k 5 MCQs aur 1,2 short questions bhi rehtay thay Wo itni pareshan. Itniiiiiiiiii minnatain ki hum ne sir ki magar Sir bhi naa hi maanay. Aakhir jab hum thak k bahir nikalnay walay thay to Sir ko us ki roti soorat pe tars aa hi gya Aur phir us ne paper kia Is se main ne aik sabaq zaroor seekha ...Kam az kam paper main apni glasses saath zaroor le k jani chahiyain Kabhi bhi zaroorat parr sakti hai

haanji yeh tou khasiyat hai ajkal insti ki k course complete hota nahi aur exams ki jaldi parr jati hai hahahhaa array apki friend tou bachari ko lenay k denay parr gaye
usk baad se wese aap ne glasses use krna shuru kar di thi exams mai kia ?

[baba _ki_pari]

hahahaha apko nahi pata deepo k b exams hony walay hain uss bechari pe kia beet rhi hogi

zakham taaza rakhnay k liye school uni n college hi kaafi hai idher papers khatam nahi huay udher se phr se exams lenay ka bbhoot sawar ho jata hai

array wah yeh hui na baat wese ap k sath kabhi koi funny situation nahi hui exams mai ?

Kyun nahi. Aik dafa sara paper out of course aa gaya tha. Uss main mene wo wo choreen jo koi soch nahi sakta. Aur jab result aaya tou mere 80/100 marks thay aur heighest marks thay....lol...

[Baba ki guriya]

Kyun nahi. Aik dafa sara paper out of course aa gaya tha. Uss main mene wo wo choreen jo koi soch nahi sakta. Aur jab result aaya tou mere 80/100 marks thay aur heighest marks thay....lol...

hahaha array wah ap tou barri lucky hain mere saath tou esa kabhi nahi hua blky full prepare b kiya ho tou b teacher kehi na kehi se kisi b wajah se marks cut krna nahi bhoolti thi

wese ap ko ziada class tests se irritation hoti hain ya exams se ?

[sweet_lily]

haanji yeh tou khasiyat hai ajkal insti ki k course complete hota nahi aur exams ki jaldi parr jati hai hahahhaa array apki friend tou bachari ko lenay k denay parr gaye
usk baad se wese aap ne glasses use krna shuru kar di thi exams mai kia ?

Ji Bilkul...an geometry bix baad main tyar karti hun glasses pehlay saath rkhti hun

[Baba ki guriya]

Ji Bilkul...an geometry bix baad main tyar karti hun glasses pehlay saath rkhti hun

hahahha aur apko uski zaroorat parti rehti hai hainaaaaaaaaa

[baba _ki_pari]

hahaha array wah ap tou barri lucky hain mere saath tou esa kabhi nahi hua blky full prepare b kiya ho tou b teacher kehi na kehi se kisi b wajah se marks cut krna nahi bhoolti thi

wese ap ko ziada class tests se irritation hoti hain ya exams se ?

Dono se wese zyada exams se hi hoti hai kyun k test main tou hum phir thori bohti dandi maar lete hain

Wese aap Book worm theen/hain??

[Haz!L]

be-waqoofi ka nahi pata, but it feels good to live like a bird some time, free will....
haan professional life main you can't do these childish things , wo bewaqoofi hogi.
khush raho..ameen

Hmm woh tou sahi hai par ghar waly hangama khara kar dyien agar main esi koi harkat karoon

[Baba ki guriya]

Dono se wese zyada exams se hi hoti hai kyun k test main tou hum phir thori bohti dandi maar lete hain

Wese aap Book worm theen/hain??

hahaha dandi tou kia ap ne exams mai kabhi dandi nai maari

nahi g bilkul b nahi hum tou ziada tarr lectures pe depend krty thay

ap book worm ho ?

[Haz!L]

yar tnsn nahi laiti khud b khud ho jati hai
aur mam ne b kah dya hai k 10 marks cut bcz of hoshu...
well thora asra mila hai 6 ko hain tou... bs ab time table wesa hi banai jaisa abi tha... phr tou mouja hi mouja..

Hmm well, u ny parhayi ko kuch zyadah sawar nahi kar liya?