Kajal89

MARRIAGE!!!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, When you see what the other person has, You wish you had ordered that.!!!!
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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.


Man: Will it help?

Dr: No but the thought of long life will never come

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


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It ' s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It ' s like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered!!!!
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Before marriage,
A man will lie awake all night Thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he 'll fall asleep before you finish.



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There' s a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than electronic banking.
It 's called marriage.

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don' t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


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Prospective husband:
Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women ' ?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir - --------- --------- --------- ---
Q: Why dogs don ' t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog' s life!



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Fact of life:
One woman brings you into this world crying &
the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!




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Q: Why doesn 't law permit a man to marry a second woman (in the west)?
A: Because as per the law You cannot be punished twice For the same offence!



LIVE & LET LIVE! _._,___