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    Installing Wife 1.0



    This is one of the funniest request and a query to the technical support team and here how it goes;


    Dear Tech Support:


    Last year August I upgraded from Girlfriend/Fiancee 7.0 to Wife 1.0.


    I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected processing.


    In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now


    monitors all other system activity.


    Applications such as Party Night 10.3, outings 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.


    I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend/Fiancee 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.


    Please help!


    Thanks,


    A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)


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    REPLY:


    Dear Troubled User:


    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend/Fiancee 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.


    It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.


    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.


    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.


    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.


    Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.


    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !


    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


    Cheers


    Technical Support

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    Re: Installing Wife 1.0

    lolzzzzzz.......................

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    Haha, looks funny! Is this a request about how to build up relations or what? You know, to my mind everyone needs in love. Every person should love and be loved and that's the key to happiness. If you want to broke your lock of loneliness, just use https://www.Iwantdating.com and that's it.

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