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    CaLmInG MeLoDy At Her Best !!

    Jab kabhi humari CaLmInG MeLoDy school jaiya karti thein tu aik dafa unk sath kia howa.... mera maun naan daikhain neechay mulaahiza farmaien :p

    MATHS Teacher to CaLmInG MeLoDy: Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon mai barabar kesy taqseem karei gy ?

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    CaLmInG MeLoDy: juice bana kay.



    Phr inki English kis class thi aur inki teacher nay in say pocha liya :



    Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain?


    CaLmInG MeLoDy: Mam, jo marzi keh lo,os naye kaun sa sun lyna haye :-D /rolf



    Naah je naan, itni jaldi kesay kaiel ho gaye ap humari
    CaLmInG MeLoDy ki zahant kay kaiel, aien ink zera mazeed karnaaamy sunain ap :


    Dukndar CaLmInG MeLoDy Sye : Tum har Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry Q Leti Ho?


    CaLmInG MeLoDy: Uncle !! Har Roz screen pa lika Aata He,



    Battry Lo Battry Lo B-)



    Araay naan jee naan yeh tu Makhiyoan kay sath bee shugal laga lyti hain, bht zaheen hain naan yeh tu :D

    CaLmInG MeLoDy Karrhi Kha Rahi Thein,

    Ek Makhi Usme Beth Gai,

    CaLmInG MeLoDy Usay Uraahh Kar Bolein : "Chal Hat Pagli Yeh Woh Nahi Jo Tu Samhaj Rahi Hai. :-D"




    CaLmInG MeLoDy aub apko andaaza ho tu raha hoga kay ap naye ghalat bunday kay sath apna matha maar liya... Abhi tu yeh aghaaz haye, agay agay daikhau Boota & Co eent ka jawaab pathar say kesay dyti haye
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    Ab pata nahin hasna chahiye kay nahin lekin Yahi Joke aghar Normal tareeqay say kartay bagair kisi ka naam mention kiye tu WaQai buhat achay thay




    Kuch Khwaab Jo Na Dekhein Tu GuZra Nahin Hota .. !!




    Hum Na'Janey Kis Pa'l Main Saniha ho Jaein Gay ..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shab-e-Firaaq View Post
    Ab pata nahin hasna chahiye kay nahin lekin Yahi Joke aghar Normal tareeqay say kartay bagair kisi ka naam mention kiye tu WaQai buhat achay thay
    Hus lu .. Hus lu... Malik sahib apk sath hain... Darnaa nahi haye... Aub daikhtay hain kis ka khool jala haye

    Malik ki dum par paon rakhain gay tu aysa e hoga naan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malik Boota View Post
    Hus lu .. Hus lu... Malik sahib apk sath hain... Darnaa nahi haye... Aub daikhtay hain kis ka khool jala haye

    Malik ki dum par paon rakhain gay tu aysa e hoga naan

    Khair Dari tu kabhi main apney baap say bhi nahin hoon aap kia Cheez hain Lekin Kisi ki Dil azari na ho na aap ki Janib say na kisi aur ki taraf say

    waise aik baat tu baatein aghar jo aap ko koi Joke karta hai tu aap us ko Ana ka masla kyun bana letay ho Ab jaise Foran say post laga kar baith gay hain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shab-e-Firaaq View Post
    Khair Dari tu kabhi main apney baap say bhi nahin hoon aap kia Cheez hain Lekin Kisi ki Dil azari na ho na aap ki Janib say na kisi aur ki taraf say

    waise aik baat tu baatein aghar jo aap ko koi Joke karta hai tu aap us ko Ana ka masla kyun bana letay ho Ab jaise Foran say post laga kar baith gay hain
    Nah Nah Nah !! Lemme crystal clear it.. Really !!

    I'm not at all, not at all trying to hurt anyone by my stupid threads... Main naye kabhi Anna ka masla nahi banaiya naan e in batoan ko serious liya haye... Yeh sirf boongiya hain... Daikhain Mera, saimaa Apa, innocent pari proud to be muslim innocent girl 12 ka group type chakar hay laikin hum aik dosray par e jokes laga rahay hotay hain, sirf hasnay aur dostoan ko hansaanay k liyea and secondly, main tu khud par e Jokes lagta hoan , coz main yahan sirf dosroan ko hansanay ataa hoan naan kay kisi ko neecha dikhaanaye...

    Aur, agar kabhi meri wajah say koi janay anjanay mein hurt hoo jata haye hum us say muaafi mangtay hain janaab.. Aur secondly agar koi hum say mazak karta haye tu hum sirf usi say mazak kartay hain just for fun aur tu aysa kuch nahi jesa ap naye keh diya...




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    Oh hoooooooooo Mera Yeh Maqsad nahin tha Jo aap nay ithni taqreer kar le hai Yeh Sab baatein meri Samjh main ati hain Buhat saalo'n say is Dasht main guzar gay hain Hadh hia foran say jazbati ho gay hain meray kehnay ka maqsad yeh tha kay Calming ki Post main koi aise baat nahin the kay Us par Aise Jokes hon khair ab yeh Tu Calming hi baatein gi Kay Yeh Jokes un par Fit hotay hain kay nahin hum tu aey hain Baithey hian Hansey hian Talaiyan bhi baja de hain kyun kay hamara kuch nahin ja raha

    Khair Enjoy kijye

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    Oh hoooooooooo Mera Yeh Maqsad nahin tha Jo aap nay ithni taqreer kar le hai Yeh Sab baatein meri Samjh main ati hain Buhat saalo'n say is Dasht main guzar gay hain Hadh hia foran say jazbati ho gay hain meray kehnay ka maqsad yeh tha kay Calming ki Post main koi aise baat nahin the kay Us par Aise Jokes hon khair ab yeh Tu Calming hi baatein gi Kay Yeh Jokes un par Fit hotay hain kay nahin hum tu aey hain Baithey hian Hansey hian Talaiyan bhi baja de hain kyun kay hamara kuch nahin ja raha

    Khair Enjoy kijye
    Bus aub kia karien, Malik Boota bht jazbaati kisam ka insaan hain.... Jazbaat hain kay ayse behnay ko tiyaar hotay hain jesay aik chootay buchay ki noosy behti hay, ruknay kaa naam e nahi lyti

    Aur ap is kisam ki DHEET KAHARTARNAAL urdu bole kar kia sabit karna chahtay hain... ... Tooba kerain kiyoan buchay ko andhaa karna haye ayse alfaaz likh kar jin ko parhnaa asaan naan ho :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malik Boota View Post
    Bus aub kia karien, Malik Boota bht jazbaati kisam ka insaan hain.... Jazbaat hain kay ayse behnay ko tiyaar hotay hain jesay aik chootay buchay ki noosy behti hay, ruknay kaa naam e nahi lyti

    Aur ap is kisam ki DHEET KAHARTARNAAL urdu bole kar kia sabit karna chahtay hain... ... Tooba kerain kiyoan buchay ko andhaa karna haye ayse alfaaz likh kar jin ko parhnaa asaan naan ho :p
    hahah Ithna Jazbati honey ki zaroorat nahin hai Aur kaun se Khatarnaak urdu kaun se Bol le hai

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    hahahaha....saary jokes yahan hi ghussa diye
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    Nah Nah Nah !! Lemme crystal clear it.. Really !!

    I'm not at all, not at all trying to hurt anyone by my stupid threads... Main naye kabhi Anna ka masla nahi banaiya naan e in batoan ko serious liya haye... Yeh sirf boongiya hain... Daikhain Mera, @saimaa Apa, @innocent pari @proud to be muslim @innocent girl 12 ka group type chakar hay laikin hum aik dosray par e jokes laga rahay hotay hain, sirf hasnay aur dostoan ko hansaanay k liyea and secondly, main tu khud par e Jokes lagta hoan , coz main yahan sirf dosroan ko hansanay ataa hoan naan kay kisi ko neecha dikhaanaye...

    Aur, agar kabhi meri wajah say koi janay anjanay mein hurt hoo jata haye hum us say muaafi mangtay hain janaab.. Aur secondly agar koi hum say mazak karta haye tu hum sirf usi say mazak kartay hain just for fun aur tu aysa kuch nahi jesa ap naye keh diya...



    bas karde ab kia rulayega apni behen ko

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    bilkul aesa hi hai hum hansne hasane wale log hai

    kisi ki dil azari q karenge

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    Sun oye bootay me teri is company se Resign de raha hon ,,,,muje ni lagani apne doston ki waat..............
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    Oyeeeeeeeeeeeee..............................badtameez............Meri itni achi dost pr jokes.................


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    Re: CaLmInG MeLoDy At Her Best !!

    thora sa zaida hogya hai i guess

    Malik g aik do kr dety jokes inny sary ik sath hi kr daalay

    kher i hope nobody get hurts n fun stays fun

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    hahaha,so sweet ruby ji.......aur booty to fiker na ker humari ruby(calming melody)ji buhat zinda dill aur fun loving hey,woh bura nehi manain gi.

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    aray un ku maf nahi kya aap na boota ji.............

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    lolzzzzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by *AFAQ ALI* View Post
    Sun oye bootay me teri is company se Resign de raha hon ,,,,muje ni lagani apne doston ki waat..............
    Yahan sirf anaye ka rasta haye , jaanaye ka nahi..

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    Oyeeeeeeeeeeeee..............................badtameez............Meri itni achi dost pr jokes.................
    Kiyoan, ap jealous feel kerying ? .. apko be chahiyean :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ar View Post
    thora sa zaida hogya hai i guess

    Malik g aik do kr dety jokes inny sary ik sath hi kr daalay

    kher i hope nobody get hurts n fun stays fun
    Aray bhaie jee kuj nahi hota... Yahan sirf FUN allowed haye

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    aray un ku maf nahi kya aap na boota ji.............
    Kar tu diya tha chanda apk kehnaye par

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malik Boota View Post
    Yahan sirf anaye ka rasta haye , jaanaye ka nahi..

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    Kiyoan, ap jealous feel kerying ? .. apko be chahiyean :D

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    Aray bhaie jee kuj nahi hota... Yahan sirf FUN allowed haye

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    Kar tu diya tha chanda apk kehnaye par
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    Quote Originally Posted by innocent pari View Post
    آٌپ کو نہیں پتا ان کو ڈر کے مارے بخار ہو گیا ہے ۔۔۔
    Allah khair karay.. Kuj nahi theek ho jwain ghi wo...

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