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    Ulat Pulat/Naa Maaqool..........!!!

    Assalam o alikum.

    Aik naa maqool thread haazir e khidmat hai.

    kuch boryat ho rahi hai..
    socha kion na kuch ulti pulti batain kar lain
    magar


    tareeqa ye rakhna hai ke.
    male ne female ki tarha baat karni hai
    aur female ne male ki tarha..

    For Exampel...main ne socha bor ho raha hoon.toh ye thread laga dooon..aur socha ke

    @BD Arsalan Afzal Rujail
    aur fk ki baaqi larkiyaan bhi aaye ge toh acha lage ga
    kion @ Marvimato
    bhi yahan aayain gi toh acha lage ga..

    main toh jaa raha hoon..ab aap log aayain aur mujh se yahan batain karain..
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    Quote Originally Posted by metal61 View Post
    he koi larka jo is alhar mutyar nat khut bali umer wali bachi k sath phans je.koi non mnkooha larka he mere sth phansne ke khuli offer he ye offer mhdood mudat k lye he
    Ae dekho behya aurtain ary ary hum shareef larky hain aisy wesy nhi

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    Uff tauba ji...yeh comment kia hay ya koi short story likhi hay?
    U ka nick to furfur ya fir pttar pttar hona chahiay!.....

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    Isliay nahin aa rahi shaid..keh u ki asliat jaan gaye hein?
    Uff tauba tum sab aik number kay 'harjai' ho! batein mujh se..to aankh mutukka kisi aur se?...
    Me isliay aa gayi keh sab se bholi me hi hoon....

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    Oye haseen smart ko chatna hay kia? tum na kaam kay na kaaj kay..dushman 100 mun anaaj kay?...Hunh!!
    Lhabardar ! U larki ho is liye respect mai chor raha hon u ko wrna .................. u ne jis tra mere naam k bakhye udairhy me u ko............. swimming pool mai dakka de deta

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboo! View Post
    Uff tauba ji...yeh comment kia hay ya koi short story likhi hay?
    U ka nick to furfur ya fir pttar pttar hona chahiay!.....

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    Isliay nahin aa rahi shaid..keh u ki asliat jaan gaye hein?
    Uff tauba tum sab aik number kay 'harjai' ho! batein mujh se..to aankh mutukka kisi aur se?...
    Me isliay aa gayi keh sab se bholi me hi hoon....

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    Oye haseen smart ko chatna hay kia? tum na kaam kay na kaaj kay..dushman 100 mun anaaj kay?...Hunh!!
    Bol lo bol lo u jesi khwateen ko hor anda hi ki hai siwaye sentence kasny k......
    Inna v nhi sarhna changa hunda dear sabiii
    EID MUBARAK


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    Quote Originally Posted by Attractive-Ey3s View Post
    han ji ab tou mai ata jata rahunga...

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    u mean mai tuwada waa braaa... o ji na
    Haan na?...Me abhi itni chhoti to hoon?.....
    تو لاکھ مجھ سے دور سہی لیکن میرے محبوب
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    Me to jummay ko akar khabar lungi sab ki aik din kia nahi ayi itti ulat phulat gayi main

    Hum Chalay Zamana Jalay

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post

    naa main toh kehta hoon tu bhi sath ho le larke...phir bakre ke bakre pharkaya karainge mill ke..


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    main toh yahan aata rahoonga..tum bhi aate rehna..achi gap shap rahe gi.sath main yahan achi achi larkiyaan bhi aa rahi hain..khoob chera karainge..seeti baja ke...


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    ye bata ke bohot acha kia ke u neher waale pull pe intizar kar rahi ho.abhi jumeraat nahi aai hai.phir bhi abhi se kion khari ho gai ho neher waale pull pe.
    acha suno main u ko pull se dhakka hi de doon...bohot din se main ne koi banda nahi pharkaaya...


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    aik tu hi gujjar baqi sab kukkar..
    gujjar aa gaya maidaan main ha jamaalo
    gujjar aa gaya maidaan main ha jamaalo
    gujar ye baqi kukkar bhi aate jaa rahe hain idher.

    aisa kar kisi mundi noon bula aithe...
    mill ke bhangraa daalain..


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    haan larki.tumhain toh fun bas mehndiyoun ke function main nazar aata hai..dhol bajaati ho, aur chooriyaan pehen ke saj dhaj ke baith jati ho.is thread main bhi fun lage ga..zara yahan wahan chalo phiro..sare larkoun se batain karo..

    is bar chat pe kaleji lene nahi aoonga...............ab taiyaar rehnae ...apni motor bike pe aoonga ,apne abba ko kehna ruby pehelwaan aaye ga..tention nai lene ka..


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    yaar tu ghulail chalaaye ga..main ne jo tujhe kalashankof chalaana sikhaaya..wo kis kaam ka..main toh samajhta tha mera yaar bara nidar hai..ghulail toh chipkali maarne ke kaam aati hai..yahan tu ne rujail anaar kali ko maarna hai...


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    daikho miyaaa angel...mera moon na khulwaana..tum toh zamaane puraane luche lafannge ho...khud ko ulat pulat kaise nahi kehte..yar tu bhool gaya hoga..par mujhe toh tere sare kartoot yaad hain...chale ga phir Mirza ki baithak main, ciggrate piyainge..


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    tum ne hamain kia samajh rakha hai larki..hamain sirf achi , shareef aur suljhi hoi larkiyaan pasand hain.aisi waisi larkiyoun ko ham chaara nahi daalte..

    (point to be noted : Kindy avoid abusive tone or language) thnx...


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    purr kashish aankoun wale larke...kaise ho.tum bhi aa gaye acha laga..ab aate rehna............
    Hehehehe
    Good Idea per abi kukkar kuch kam hain kukriyoun ko v add krna pavy ga yara

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICanTouchTheFragrant View Post
    Ae dekho behya aurtain ary ary hum shareef larky hain aisy wesy nhi

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    Lhabardar ! U larki ho is liye respect mai chor raha hon u ko wrna .................. u ne jis tra mere naam k bakhye udairhy me u ko............. swimming pool mai dakka de deta

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    Bol lo bol lo u jesi khwateen ko hor anda hi ki hai siwaye sentence kasny k......
    Inna v nhi sarhna changa hunda dear sabiii
    Uff me nay nhin udhairay bakhiay teray naam kay...balkeh teray saray dost tujhay fur fur pttar pattar aur pta nahin kia kia kehtay hein?...Kitni bar mna kia itna na bola kar......aur haan! day do na dhuka swimming pool mein? mujhay aata hay na swimming?...Uff agar doobi na?...to teray ko saath lay kar...hehehehe
    Uff Allah me kion sarhnay lagi u se?...Mr. Fur Fur Falooda ji??......
    Oye u nay mujhay dear sabiii bola?....kion?
    hehehe waisay mujhay bht achha lga...aik bar fir se bolo na Fur fur?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboo! View Post
    Haan na?...Me abhi itni chhoti to hoon?.....
    wahi ladkyo ki purani adat.. apni umer 10 saal choti hi batati hain... aap ka kasur nahi hay

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICanTouchTheFragrant View Post
    Hehehehe
    Good Idea per abi kukkar kuch kam hain kukriyoun ko v add krna pavy ga yara
    عرض کرتی ہوں.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post

    naa main toh kehta hoon tu bhi sath ho le larke...phir bakre ke bakre pharkaya karainge mill ke..
    haan mujhe saath mila lay tu ta k bakray chor kar tujheh hospital bhagna paray,abey tera dhandha tou bhang hoga hi,saath mera jo meter down hoga woh alag,aur hospital ka bill kaun bharay ga,meray abba tou thainga bhi nahi denay k

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    yaar tu ghulail chalaaye ga..main ne jo tujhe kalashankof chalaana sikhaaya..wo kis kaam ka..main toh samajhta tha mera yaar bara nidar hai..ghulail toh chipkali maarne ke kaam aati hai..yahan tu ne rujail anaar kali ko maarna hai..

    berahhhhhhhhhh gharaqqqqqq.........acha bhala tha tu,hogaya tera bhi kaliyan,nikah hotay hi teri aqal bhi ghass charnay chali gai,amaan yaar main iss rujail ko ghualail kehta hoon,tum kidhar nikal liye,aur kalashankof ki kiya zaroorat main koi america hoon jo khoon bahaon
    Dil Ka Aalam Hai Aik Dariya Sa
    Do Kinaron Main Dard Behta Hai.........!!!



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    wahi ladkyo ki purani adat.. apni umer 10 saal choti hi batati hain... aap ka kasur nahi hay

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    ku baji abi kya aapko saboo sis ne mana kiya hua hay khaber na lainy k liye
    Haan to ab is mein kia?..Tu bhi to apni aamdni hoti 6,000 hay to btata 16,000 hay?.....
    Haan me nay kuchh bhi nhin bola Beeno ko?..woh khud apni marji ki malik hay....mujh se bari hay na?..is liay....hehe

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    Haan to ab is mein kia?..Tu bhi to apni aamdni hoti 6,000 hay to btata 16,000 hay?.....
    Haan me nay kuchh bhi nhin bola Beeno ko?..woh khud apni marji ki malik hay....mujh se bari hay na?..is liay....hehe
    hahahaha.. hay Allah abi tou mai chota hun.. abi tou me ki umer job karny ki nahi hay tou mai ku aamdani ziyada bataunga
    lou ji aap tou baji beeno sy pury 10 saal bari hain

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    hahahaha.. hay Allah abi tou mai chota hun.. abi tou me ki umer job karny ki nahi hay tou mai ku aamdani ziyada bataunga
    lou ji aap tou baji beeno sy pury 10 saal bari hain
    Uff tauba ji...baji Beeno ka kabhi bhi yaqeen mat karna...unki zabaan to das guz hay!.....

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    Uff tauba ji...baji Beeno ka kabhi bhi yaqeen mat karna...unki zabaan to das guz hay!.....
    touba hay.. ku baji beeno ko bura bhala kah rahi hain aap

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    touba hay.. ku baji beeno ko bura bhala kah rahi hain aap
    Uff tauba to u ko itna ghusa kion aa rha hay?
    itni achhi lgti hay u ko?...to mama se baat karoon?....hehehehe

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    Uff tauba to u ko itna ghusa kion aa rha hay?
    itni achhi lgti hay u ko?...to mama se baat karoon?....hehehehe
    touba saboo baji hadh hay... mai tou abi bht chota hun... abi tou apni education b cmplt nahi ki...

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    touba saboo baji hadh hay... mai tou abi bht chota hun... abi tou apni education b cmplt nahi ki...
    Uff ab u itna chota bhi nahin..roz to shave kartay ho na?
    Fir kia Beeno baithi rhay gi u kay liay?...Abhi puray 10 saal bari hay u se?
    Fir to aur bhi bari ho hayegi?......hehehe

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    Uff ab u itna chota bhi nahin..roz to shave kartay ho na?
    Fir kia Beeno baithi rhay gi u kay liay?...Abhi puray 10 saal bari hay u se?
    Fir to aur bhi bari ho hayegi?......hehehe
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    Oh achha achha me samajh gayi......hehehehe

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    Haan ab bilkul theek................

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    O achha jumaraat ko bola tu nay?...woh to peeron faqeeron ka din hota hay na?....isliay me Budh....kaam sudh ko hi aa gai
    mujhay behta paani bhut achha lgta hay....to wohi dekh rhi hoon....aay kaash tu bhi saath hi beh rahay ho na?....to mujhay aur bhi achha lagay na?..aur me tujhay bhi phharkta dekhon..to meri dili muraad puri ho!....
    larki jiyaasti shiyaan pati dikhaane ki nai ho rahi...apun tere ko lift karaa le raa..is ka matlab ye nahi hai ke ........larkiyaan freee hona shroo ho jayain...behti gannga main main logon ko dubo deta hoon.unke sath behta nahi hoon.


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    han ji ab tou mai ata jata rahunga...

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    u mean mai tuwada waa braaa... o ji na
    aate jaate rehna larke..main ne socha hai.jitni bhi larkiyaan yahan aa rahi hain.sab se mill ke rotiyaan pakwaate hain..bartan dhulwaate hain aur sab se important jhaaroo lagwaate hain..socho dost.. Rujail @Saboo and Arsalan Afzal ye kaam karte kaise lagne waali hain....
    aur toh aur @Mr.Bean khaana pakaa ke khilaa daingi ham sab ko.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboo! View Post
    Haan na?...Me abhi itni chhoti to hoon?.....
    choti toh ho.par moti bhi bohot hoti jaa rahi ho..zara kam khaaya karo...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Bean View Post
    Me to jummay ko akar khabar lungi sab ki aik din kia nahi ayi itti ulat phulat gayi main
    haan tum larkiyon ko toh jume ko bohot time hota hai.hamain daikho.daftar bhi jana hai.juma parhne ki taiyaari aur phir juma parhne bhi jaana hai.khutbaa ka time nikaalna hai.tumhari kia hai...haandi roti paka ke bas zohar ki namaz parhi aur bas..


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    Good Idea per abi kukkar kuch kam hain kukriyoun ko v add krna pavy ga yara
    yar tujhe yahan invite karne ka kia faida agar tu kukkar batair kukkriyaan ikhati na kare..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mamin Mirza View Post
    haan mujhe saath mila lay tu ta k bakray chor kar tujheh hospital bhagna paray,abey tera dhandha tou bhang hoga hi,saath mera jo meter down hoga woh alag,aur hospital ka bill kaun bharay ga,meray abba tou thainga bhi nahi denay k

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    berahhhhhhhhhh gharaqqqqqq.........acha bhala tha tu,hogaya tera bhi kaliyan,nikah hotay hi teri aqal bhi ghass charnay chali gai,amaan yaar main iss rujail ko ghualail kehta hoon,tum kidhar nikal liye,aur kalashankof ki kiya zaroorat main koi america hoon jo khoon bahaon
    aik toh yar tu bak bak bohot karta hai.
    .mujhe kia pata tha tu rujail ko ghulail kehta hai.main toh samjha tha anar kali kehta hoga. nikah hone se aqal ghaas charne nahi gai..balke aqal ka bera gharaq ho gaya.tujhe pata hi hai yaar..ye larki koi zindagi main aa jaye toh bhaije ka faaloooda bana deti hain..

    ae mirza tu darta kion hai dhanndha chopat hone se..tujhe pata hai..apun Don log kisi se nahi darte..kisi ki dukhan, kisi ka makan aur ham...kia mushkil hai...samajh gaya na..

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post

    larki jiyaasti shiyaan pati dikhaane ki nai ho rahi...apun tere ko lift karaa le raa..is ka matlab ye nahi hai ke ........larkiyaan freee hona shroo ho jayain...behti gannga main main logon ko dubo deta hoon.unke sath behta nahi hoon.


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    aate jaate rehna larke..main ne socha hai.jitni bhi larkiyaan yahan aa rahi hain.sab se mill ke rotiyaan pakwaate hain..bartan dhulwaate hain aur sab se important jhaaroo lagwaate hain..socho dost.. Rujail @Saboo and Arsalan Afzal ye kaam karte kaise lagne waali hain....
    aur toh aur @Mr.Bean khaana pakaa ke khilaa daingi ham sab ko.
    Hehehe lekin is baar to tera Rubi doobie do hoga na?....akailay hi bahay ga.....uff pta bhi nhin chalay ga tujhay dhakka dia kis nay tha?..
    Aur tu roti woti ki bhi chinta mat kar!...mein apni naukrani saath lai hoon na? uff kaam kaaj karoon to meri mehundi lehndi!!.....Hehehe

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    choti toh ho.par moti bhi bohot hoti jaa rahi ho..zara kam khaaya karo...


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    haan tum larkiyon ko toh jume ko bohot time hota hai.hamain daikho.daftar bhi jana hai.juma parhne ki taiyaari aur phir juma parhne bhi jaana hai.khutbaa ka time nikaalna hai.tumhari kia hai...haandi roti paka ke bas zohar ki namaz parhi aur bas..


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    yar tujhe yahan invite karne ka kia faida agar tu kukkar batair kukkriyaan ikhati na kare..

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    aik toh yar tu bak bak bohot karta hai.
    .mujhe kia pata tha tu rujail ko ghulail kehta hai.main toh samjha tha anar kali kehta hoga. nikah hone se aqal ghaas charne nahi gai..balke aqal ka bera gharaq ho gaya.tujhe pata hi hai yaar..ye larki koi zindagi main aa jaye toh bhaije ka faaloooda bana deti hain..

    ae mirza tu darta kion hai dhanndha chopat hone se..tujhe pata hai..apun Don log kisi se nahi darte..kisi ki dukhan, kisi ka makan aur ham...kia mushkil hai...samajh gaya na..
    Hum choti moti baton ki parwah na karat ray Rubie Doobie Doo!....Tu apni fikkar kar ni?
    Mujhay lgay ibki baar tu Gunga Ashnaan se wapas nahin aawat?......hehehe

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