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    Ulat Pulat/Naa Maaqool..........!!!

    Assalam o alikum.

    Aik naa maqool thread haazir e khidmat hai.

    kuch boryat ho rahi hai..
    socha kion na kuch ulti pulti batain kar lain
    magar


    tareeqa ye rakhna hai ke.
    male ne female ki tarha baat karni hai
    aur female ne male ki tarha..

    For Exampel...main ne socha bor ho raha hoon.toh ye thread laga dooon..aur socha ke

    @BD Arsalan Afzal Rujail
    aur fk ki baaqi larkiyaan bhi aaye ge toh acha lage ga
    kion @ Marvimato
    bhi yahan aayain gi toh acha lage ga..

    main toh jaa raha hoon..ab aap log aayain aur mujh se yahan batain karain..
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    Re: Ulat Pulat..........!!!B

    Quote Originally Posted by Saboo! View Post
    Oh achha achha me samajh gayi......hehehehe
    hahahahaha.... acha ji

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    larki jiyaasti shiyaan pati dikhaane ki nai ho rahi...apun tere ko lift karaa le raa..is ka matlab ye nahi hai ke ........larkiyaan freee hona shroo ho jayain...behti gannga main main logon ko dubo deta hoon.unke sath behta nahi hoon.


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    aate jaate rehna larke..main ne socha hai.jitni bhi larkiyaan yahan aa rahi hain.sab se mill ke rotiyaan pakwaate hain..bartan dhulwaate hain aur sab se important jhaaroo lagwaate hain..socho dost.. Rujail @Saboo and Arsalan Afzal ye kaam karte kaise lagne waali hain....
    aur toh aur @Mr.Bean khaana pakaa ke khilaa daingi ham sab ko.
    hahahahaha... bechari ladkya... kina kaam karti hain...
    chalo kuryo shuru ho jao



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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboo! View Post
    Uff me nay nhin udhairay bakhiay teray naam kay...balkeh teray saray dost tujhay fur fur pttar pattar aur pta nahin kia kia kehtay hein?...Kitni bar mna kia itna na bola kar......aur haan! day do na dhuka swimming pool mein? mujhay aata hay na swimming?...Uff agar doobi na?...to teray ko saath lay kar...hehehehe
    Uff Allah me kion sarhnay lagi u se?...Mr. Fur Fur Falooda ji??......
    Oye u nay mujhay dear sabiii bola?....kion?
    hehehe waisay mujhay bht achha lga...aik bar fir se bolo na Fur fur?.....
    Hadd e adam gustakh larki abi se ye haal h zuban ka susral mai ja k to nak katwao gi u.....
    Hun u ko swimming pool mai nhi balky K2 te le ja k takka don ga
    Ae lo ye swery swery ki kha liya u ne sab sab sibbi...uff kinna dimagh kharab ho gaya iss znani ka Vekho zra CaLmInG yaar ye larkiyan kinni meesni hain na

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboo! View Post
    عرض کرتی ہوں.

    چٹا ککڑ بنیرے تے
    پھڑو اوے انہوں
    ذبح کرو اوے انہوں
    الله نے بھیجیا ساڈے ڈیرے تے
    Ae vekho kukriyan ne kinni at chukki ae..........lo kr lo gal

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post

    choti toh ho.par moti bhi bohot hoti jaa rahi ho..zara kam khaaya karo...


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    haan tum larkiyon ko toh jume ko bohot time hota hai.hamain daikho.daftar bhi jana hai.juma parhne ki taiyaari aur phir juma parhne bhi jaana hai.khutbaa ka time nikaalna hai.tumhari kia hai...haandi roti paka ke bas zohar ki namaz parhi aur bas..


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    yar tujhe yahan invite karne ka kia faida agar tu kukkar batair kukkriyaan ikhati na kare..

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    aik toh yar tu bak bak bohot karta hai.
    .mujhe kia pata tha tu rujail ko ghulail kehta hai.main toh samjha tha anar kali kehta hoga. nikah hone se aqal ghaas charne nahi gai..balke aqal ka bera gharaq ho gaya.tujhe pata hi hai yaar..ye larki koi zindagi main aa jaye toh bhaije ka faaloooda bana deti hain..

    ae mirza tu darta kion hai dhanndha chopat hone se..tujhe pata hai..apun Don log kisi se nahi darte..kisi ki dukhan, kisi ka makan aur ham...kia mushkil hai...samajh gaya na..
    Ki kron sis sb kukriyan EID ki shopping te gayi hain or kukkarh over time lan daye hain
    Or kuch shadiyoun ka v season hai to mayoun v bethi hoi hain
    EID MUBARAK


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboo! View Post
    Hehehe lekin is baar to tera Rubi doobie do hoga na?....akailay hi bahay ga.....uff pta bhi nhin chalay ga tujhay dhakka dia kis nay tha?..
    Aur tu roti woti ki bhi chinta mat kar!...mein apni naukrani saath lai hoon na? uff kaam kaaj karoon to meri mehundi lehndi!!.....Hehehe

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    Hum choti moti baton ki parwah na karat ray Rubie Doobie Doo!....Tu apni fikkar kar ni?
    Mujhay lgay ibki baar tu Gunga Ashnaan se wapas nahin aawat?......hehehe
    ..gannga ashnaan ib ke tain ko jaroorat pare hai gi...................balke main toh kahoon hoon...apni mundi ko gannga main dibo.phir bahar nikal. phir dibo phir bahar nikaa..heeyaan tak ke...mundi gannga main reh jaiye aur aatma parlok sidhaar jaye.................bohot baatain bana rahi hain aap mohtarma...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post

    naa main toh kehta hoon tu bhi sath ho le larke...phir bakre ke bakre pharkaya karainge mill ke..


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    main toh yahan aata rahoonga..tum bhi aate rehna..achi gap shap rahe gi.sath main yahan achi achi larkiyaan bhi aa rahi hain..khoob chera karainge..seeti baja ke...


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    ye bata ke bohot acha kia ke u neher waale pull pe intizar kar rahi ho.abhi jumeraat nahi aai hai.phir bhi abhi se kion khari ho gai ho neher waale pull pe.
    acha suno main u ko pull se dhakka hi de doon...bohot din se main ne koi banda nahi pharkaaya...


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    aik tu hi gujjar baqi sab kukkar..
    gujjar aa gaya maidaan main ha jamaalo
    gujjar aa gaya maidaan main ha jamaalo
    gujar ye baqi kukkar bhi aate jaa rahe hain idher.

    aisa kar kisi mundi noon bula aithe...
    mill ke bhangraa daalain..


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    haan larki.tumhain toh fun bas mehndiyoun ke function main nazar aata hai..dhol bajaati ho, aur chooriyaan pehen ke saj dhaj ke baith jati ho.is thread main bhi fun lage ga..zara yahan wahan chalo phiro..sare larkoun se batain karo..

    is bar chat pe kaleji lene nahi aoonga...............ab taiyaar rehnae ...apni motor bike pe aoonga ,apne abba ko kehna ruby pehelwaan aaye ga..tention nai lene ka..


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    yaar tu ghulail chalaaye ga..main ne jo tujhe kalashankof chalaana sikhaaya..wo kis kaam ka..main toh samajhta tha mera yaar bara nidar hai..ghulail toh chipkali maarne ke kaam aati hai..yahan tu ne rujail anaar kali ko maarna hai...


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    daikho miyaaa angel...mera moon na khulwaana..tum toh zamaane puraane luche lafannge ho...khud ko ulat pulat kaise nahi kehte..yar tu bhool gaya hoga..par mujhe toh tere sare kartoot yaad hain...chale ga phir Mirza ki baithak main, ciggrate piyainge..


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    tum ne hamain kia samajh rakha hai larki..hamain sirf achi , shareef aur suljhi hoi larkiyaan pasand hain.aisi waisi larkiyoun ko ham chaara nahi daalte..

    (point to be noted : Kindy avoid abusive tone or language) thnx...


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    purr kashish aankoun wale larke...kaise ho.tum bhi aa gaye acha laga..ab aate rehna............
    wow bro mujhe khubsurat ladkya bht pasnd hain

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICanTouchTheFragrant View Post
    Hadd e adam gustakh larki abi se ye haal h zuban ka susral mai ja k to nak katwao gi u.....
    Hun u ko swimming pool mai nhi balky K2 te le ja k takka don ga
    Ae lo ye swery swery ki kha liya u ne sab sab sibbi...uff kinna dimagh kharab ho gaya iss znani ka Vekho zra CaLmInG yaar ye larkiyan kinni meesni hain na

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    Ae vekho kukriyan ne kinni at chukki ae..........lo kr lo gal

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    Ki kron sis sb kukriyan EID ki shopping te gayi hain or kukkarh over time lan daye hain
    Or kuch shadiyoun ka v season hai to mayoun v bethi hoi hain
    Uff tauba susraal ja kon kambakht rha hay?...me to seedhi apnay new house jaongi!..Kia samjhay??....Hehehe
    Achha u K-2 par charhay ga?....Hehe abhi itni lambi porri ejaad nahin hui ...Uff teray ko to teesri manjal se hi dar lagay hay?...hahaha pehlay charh kay to dikha na?...Dhakka baad mein dena... aur yeh meesna hay kon?...wohi na jo bar bar mathay se baal hatanay kay bhanay mujhay slaam karay hay?...kion bachuuu??
    hehehe kukrion nay att nhin chukki..yeh aajkal kay kukkar bas awein hi hein!....Uff me hunsing non stop now....hehehehehe
    تو لاکھ مجھ سے دور سہی لیکن میرے محبوب
    خوابوں میں سہی بیشک تو آکر مجھ سے کر باتیں

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    Haan haan tu to bilkul seedha hay na?..teray ko bhi janti hoon! Woh Nilo fur fur abhi tk ro rahi hay teri shakal ko!....
    Angel naam rakhnay se koi angel ban nahin jata...samjhay?

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    Tu beshak bol ya na bol...bas aa ja saday kol!....

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    Allah meri tauba! kia jamaana aa gia hay..larkian apnay munh se 'Bf' maang rhi hein?....

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    Oye bholi to me hoon lkn yeh baji kisko bola?.....

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    Donon hi pehnti hoon...Jaisa sur waisi hi juti!...Hehehe kisi din khud chhair kar dekh lo na?
    yaha tou ladki line mar rahi hay

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post
    ..gannga ashnaan ib ke tain ko jaroorat pare hai gi...................balke main toh kahoon hoon...apni mundi ko gannga main dibo.phir bahar nikal. phir dibo phir bahar nikaa..heeyaan tak ke...mundi gannga main reh jaiye aur aatma parlok sidhaar jaye.................bohot baatain bana rahi hain aap mohtarma...
    Aray muhtrama batein nahin bnaye gi to bachay apni madri zabaan kaisay seekhein gay?....

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    yaha tou ladki line mar rahi hay
    Uff tauba ji...har aik ko nahin..sirf u ko hi mari hay pehli baar!...teri qasam Ali!!
    Waisay bhi ab har waqat juein kon maray?...hehehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rujail View Post
    walaikum assalam,

    alla Faro, sachi. . bikul theek kahan tum ne.
    wesy tum ho kahan itney dinoon se. Chindaal?

    me tuh ko bata doon nighori, en me Ruby bara tez he, bilkul waseem Akram ki tarah.
    chal me chalti hon, abba ne dekh liya tu qayamat aajani he . . qasam se.

    Rajjo kamini! tu hai kahan? Mein tu aa rahi thi tumharay ghar kay rashtay mein fk kay londay mil gaey. Touba Touba kitna kharab zamana aa geya hai itna teyar ho kar nikli per aik du kay ilawa kissi nay bhi nahi cheyraha .. ye ho kiya geya hai in larkoo ko? ... aur yee bhi mujhe iss Ruba Akram ki chal lag rahi hai ... Lagta hai Eid per pura tola ikhatha cheyray ga in Baysharmoo ka ... shhh! Rajjo larko ko batana nahi jo hum larkiyoon nay eid per special chirhnay ka prog banaya hai


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    lagta hai Flashpro chooriyaan pehen rahi thi..kaanch chubh gaya toh cheekh pari...
    Haan Churiyaan pehan rahi thi... Kaanch ki chuban tum kiya janu aey sangdil insan ... hum tu sharam kay maaray bol bhi nahi sakti, tum zalim larkay hee jan bhooj kar ghatya glass ki choriyaan pehnatay ho... per hum kiya karein fashion mein matching kay maray, marey chalay jatay hain .... bazoo lahu luhaan hain per puri chay chay darjan choriyaan zaroor khandhay tak pehni hai... phir wo artifical braclets jiss ki needle ko hum glucose drip ka cannula samajh kar pura din khe khe khee aur raat ko oi ami gee kartay rahtay hain.

    khud tum log itni bari watches pehantay hu aur hum apni watch ankhein chunni chunni kar kay dekhtay reh jatay hain... khud tu burqay kay neechay jogger pehn kar bhag jatay ho... hum 2 feet lambi heel pehnay mooch kiya fracture karwa kar bhi paati nahi bandhti balkay glitter nail polish oper laga kar kaam chalati hain.

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    Walaikum-Assalaam


    iss thread k posts parh k to ........
    hans hans k pait me dard ho gya
    very very humorous

    yahan per to kafi badtameez larkiyan collect ho gai hain zara si der mein
    Badtameez se yaad aya ye
    RAJJO kon hai ???

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    Aryyyyy wahhh C.M bhai kia thread lgaia hy yaar....
    Me asl me papers deny me masroof tha tu FK ka chkkr nai lga ska.
    Es liye en sohni sohni kurio sy na waqif raha
    CM bhai mjhy yaad rakhny ka shukria...
    Ab hum chlien gy kahe hotling krny sb larky mil k...
    Kia kehty ho...


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    Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post

    aik toh yar tu bak bak bohot karta hai..mujhe kia pata tha tu rujail ko ghulail kehta hai.main toh samjha tha anar kali kehta hoga. nikah hone se aqal ghaas charne nahi gai..balke aqal ka bera gharaq ho gaya.tujhe pata hi hai yaar..ye larki koi zindagi main aa jaye toh bhaije ka faaloooda bana deti hain..

    ae mirza tu darta kion hai dhanndha chopat hone se..tujhe pata hai..apun Don log kisi se nahi darte..kisi ki dukhan, kisi ka makan aur ham...kia mushkil hai...samajh gaya na..
    abey shuker kar,bak bak kar raha hoon kahin agar chup sadh li tou tera kiya hoga rubiyaaaaaaaa,,,,,,,,,hehehehehehehe
    aik gana mujhe bari hi shiddat say yaad aya hai iss waqt,kaun sa bhala
    nikah kar k
    nikah kar k phans gaya yaar acha khasa tha kunwara,hakkkkkkkkkk haaaaaaaaaaa
    maine bhi wahi kaha aqal band jo tum ne kaha hai,
    beta main dhandha chopat honay say nahi,behosh honay say darta hoon k phir mujhe utha kar hospital bhi tujhe hi bhagna hai,soch lay,
    Dil Ka Aalam Hai Aik Dariya Sa
    Do Kinaron Main Dard Behta Hai.........!!!



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    oye yar rubiyaaa...lagta he me late ho gya....lagta he sari ki sari qayamten ...apne apne kitchens me bakre thikane lagane me lagi hen....
    or ye farrooo...kuch ziada pagla nhi gai ....ab sari pariyan marr gai hen jo is moti ko chherenge



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    Aryyyyy wahhh C.M bhai kia thread lgaia hy yaar....
    Me asl me papers deny me masroof tha tu FK ka chkkr nai lga ska.
    Es liye en sohni sohni kurio sy na waqif raha
    CM bhai mjhy yaad rakhny ka shukria...
    Ab hum chlien gy kahe hotling krny sb larky mil k...
    Kia kehty ho...

    abeyy oye..abi to ghr me itne maze2 k khane pak rhe hen..
    pehle bakra khtm hone de..phir kahin ka progrm set krty hen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtylish Sami View Post
    oye yar rubiyaaa...lagta he me late ho gya....lagta he sari ki sari qayamten ...apne apne kitchens me bakre thikane lagane me lagi hen....
    or ye farrooo...kuch ziada pagla nhi gai ....ab sari pariyan marr gai hen jo is moti ko chherenge



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    abeyy oye..abi to ghr me itne maze2 k khane pak rhe hen..
    pehle bakra khtm hone de..phir kahin ka progrm set krty hen
    Chlo theak hy...
    Me b exams sy farigh ho jaou phr plan bnaien gy...
    Aur haan Xtylidh bhai ye Saboo baji ny shair kb kaha? Jo signature me use kia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Attractive-Ey3s View Post
    ku baji abi kya aapko saboo sis ne mana kiya hua hay khaber na lainy k liye
    daikho je pehli baat to yeh hai k main Kisi ki baji nahi hon acha Baji hogi u ka apna bhai

    Saboo meko mana kar bhi dai to me ne konsa uski sun laini thi


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    Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post
    haan tum larkiyon ko toh jume ko bohot time hota hai.hamain daikho.daftar bhi jana hai.juma parhne ki taiyaari aur phir juma parhne bhi jaana hai.khutbaa ka time nikaalna hai.tumhari kia hai...haandi roti paka ke bas zohar ki namaz parhi aur bas..
    haan to Jumma konsa hamaray liye parhtay ho jo suna rahay ho itra k tameez to hai nahi baat karnay ki agaye baray itratay howay huh u jese larkon k itti asaani munh nahi lagti main kam az kam 2,3 Cards lai k hi lift karati ho main samjhe kanglay kahin k chal bhaag ab

    Hum Chalay Zamana Jalay

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    Chlo theak hy...
    Me b exams sy farigh ho jaou phr plan bnaien gy...
    Aur haan Xtylidh bhai ye Saboo baji ny shair kb kaha? Jo signature me use kia?
    hahahaha aryyy ik din bhtt sad thi saboo..apan log ko yaad kr rhi thi ..
    buss udaasi me ye sher likh dia usne..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtylish Sami View Post
    hahahaha aryyy ik din bhtt sad thi saboo..apan log ko yaad kr rhi thi ..
    buss udaasi me ye sher likh dia usne..
    Apni saboo baji ki shadi ki umar nikli ja rahi hy.
    En k liye zarorat hy rishta ki thread lgao bhai.
    Me tu mobile sy online houn to new thread bnany me maza nai aay ga.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Bean View Post
    daikho je pehli baat to yeh hai k main Kisi ki baji nahi hon acha Baji hogi u ka apna bhai

    Saboo meko mana kar bhi dai to me ne konsa uski sun laini thi


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    haan to Jumma konsa hamaray liye parhtay ho jo suna rahay ho itra k tameez to hai nahi baat karnay ki agaye baray itratay howay huh u jese larkon k itti asaani munh nahi lagti main kam az kam 2,3 Cards lai k hi lift karati ho main samjhe kanglay kahin k chal bhaag ab
    hahahahaha.. ap kuch b kah dain.. u r our baji

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    Re: Ulat Pulat..........!!!B

    mein eid per parlour gai perming karwanay ... sath face mask laga kar kheeray eyes per rakh diye gol gol kat kay... baad mein kambakhat parlour wali boli 'Baji app per spikes suit kar rahi hain dekhein'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboo! View Post
    Uff tauba behna! Us luchay lafangay Ruby ki to baat hi na karo....Woh to har aanay jaanay wali ko chhairta hay!....
    Me to ab us gali se guzarti bhi nahin.
    alla sabbo tum bhi tu matak matak ke chalti ho. sachi ek bar tu mera bhi dil kara ke tum ko chair doon. . . . phir ruby tu londa he.lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flashpro View Post
    mein eid per parlour gai perming karwanay ... sath face mask laga kar kheeray eyes per rakh diye gol gol kat kay... baad mein kambakhat parlour wali boli 'Baji app per spikes suit kar rahi hain dekhein'
    alla luchi, bina batay chali gain. acha howa tumharey sath, me tu kehti hon permin gki jaga pamper use karo mun chupany ko . ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaLmInG MeLoDy View Post

    haan larki.tumhain toh fun bas mehndiyoun ke function main nazar aata hai..dhol bajaati ho, aur chooriyaan pehen ke saj dhaj ke baith jati ho.is thread main bhi fun lage ga..zara yahan wahan chalo phiro..sare larkoun se batain karo..

    is bar chat pe kaleji lene nahi aoonga...............ab taiyaar rehnae ...apni motor bike pe aoonga ,apne abba ko kehna ruby pehelwaan aaye ga..tention nai lene ka..


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    yaar tu ghulail chalaaye ga..main ne jo tujhe kalashankof chalaana sikhaaya..wo kis kaam ka..main toh samajhta tha mera yaar bara nidar hai..ghulail toh chipkali maarne ke kaam aati hai..yahan tu ne rujail anaar kali ko maarna hai...


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    alla toba, me na karoon lerkoon se batain. amma ne jan nikal deni he meri.

    chal jhootey, pani ko motor tak tu he nahi tumhary kanney, tum apny gahdhy gari tak hi rah akaro, gadhy na ho tu.

    by the way, i know ke tum chahy mard bano ya orat, ho pehlwan hi . . .lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICanTouchTheFragrant View Post
    Oh to ye majra hai mtlb k Faropari mayoun bethi hoi hain or bas apnni saheeli ko hi btaya
    Chalo sadi duayen faro k liye Sada suhagan Raho

    Or u k duty kesi ja rahi h rajjo dear bolti q nhi i ??
    nhi u se barh kr yahan koi nhi q k FK pe hr jaga hr gali, muhallay mai u dono k hi charchay hain
    duty, kia me aapko Nurse nazar aati hon jo meri hospital me duty hoti ho gi raat 12 se 9 wali...hunh.
    charchey kahan, ye sab zabani kharchey hain.
    dunya tu jalti hi hum donoon se.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flashpro View Post
    Rajjo kamini! tu hai kahan? Mein tu aa rahi thi tumharay ghar kay rashtay mein fk kay londay mil gaey. Touba Touba kitna kharab zamana aa geya hai itna teyar ho kar nikli per aik du kay ilawa kissi nay bhi nahi cheyraha .. ye ho kiya geya hai in larkoo ko? ... aur yee bhi mujhe iss Ruba Akram ki chal lag rahi hai ... Lagta hai Eid per pura tola ikhatha cheyray ga in Baysharmoo ka ... shhh! Rajjo larko ko batana nahi jo hum larkiyoon nay eid per special chirhnay ka prog banaya hai

    kutti, sharam naa aai tujh ko, bina chirrey gher aagain mo kala ker ke. kitni baar kaha ye MAN IN BLACK wali shakal leker na nikla kar gher se, market me sab ki repu kahrab ker ke rakh di.
    ab EID per gher gher gosht mangney waly moqey ko zayada na kijiyo.
    Most of the time in my life, it is better to have Nothing then something

    wo shaks hi kya jo der jaye halaat ki khuni gardish se,
    Us daur me jeena lazim hai jis daur mei jina mushkil ho.


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