Santa-Banta ne Swimming Pool Banvaaye.

[R. M. Dixit]

Santa Singh aur Bantaa Singh ne mil ker
ek bahur shaandaar bungalow banwaya
Jismain do Swimming Pools banwaaye.

Unke ek sost ne kahan 2 Pools kyon banwaaye?

Dono ek saath bole, Ek Pool to Jinko Tairnaa aata hai

Duujaa Pool unke liye Jinko Tairnaa nahin aata hai.

Tairna yaani Swimming.

[khalid jamil malik]

ha ha ha---------------------------------

[Sanwali Si Ik Larki]

...........l0l.........

[R. M. Dixit]

Haaji Saheb aur Saanwli Gudia,
shukriya aapne is joke ko tavajjo di
aur muskaraane ki koshis ki. so Nice.
Ek chota se aur hai fursat mile to read it.

[lucy1211]

ha ha ha---------------------------------

[Flashpro]

Aashaqi ka nasha aeisay jata nahi
chai bana kar
app raat kay jaag rahay hain
nahi nashta nahi karna
karna hai gi

[sharncheema]

Good Joke. It may be built for learning the swimming.

[soul snatcher]

lol................

[Ehl-e-Wafa]

hehehe......lolxxxx

[R. M. Dixit]

Thanks all the the Friends for
attending and liking the Joke. so Nice of you

[sharncheema]

Really a good joke. Thanks for sharing with us.

[marclewis]

Hahaha... its very funny.

[Alishasa]

thanks, very interesting

[FarryS]

Thanks. it`s very interesting. But what about safety? What do you think about pool alarm? I wathed some pool alarm reviews and want to know is it worth it to install?

[5Sense5]

• If pain could speak; it would have so much to tell.

[smithclarkson01]

• If pain could speak; it would have so much to tell.

lol behenchodd :D

[barrysingh101]

Santa once went to visit London along with Banta. After the got off the plane at London, Santa felt the urgent need to poop. But he didn't understand how to use the western toilets. However, he solved the problem, idea courtesy Banta!
Meanwhile, a lone shoe hits an airport security guard. He traces it to being Santa's who is having just one shoe on. When he begins to arrest Santa for inappropriate behaviour, a piece of poop falls on his head!
Utterly bewildered, he asks Santa how he managed to poop on the roof! Santa says that he had actually pooped in his shoe and while trying to throw the shoe away, he had twirled it round and round thus making the circular pattern on the roof!!

[smithclarkson001]

Hahahaha Isn't it so funny...

[GSmooth]

hahaha.......great joke......

[Doctorpet]

That`s nice I think!