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    Smile Santa-Banta ne Swimming Pool Banvaaye.

    Santa Singh aur Bantaa Singh ne mil ker
    ek bahur shaandaar bungalow banwaya
    Jismain do Swimming Pools banwaaye.

    Unke ek sost ne kahan 2 Pools kyon banwaaye?

    Dono ek saath bole, Ek Pool to Jinko Tairnaa aata hai

    Duujaa Pool unke liye Jinko Tairnaa nahin aata hai.


    Tairna yaani Swimming.

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    Re: Santa-Banta ne Swimming Pool Banvaaye.

    ha ha ha---------------------------------

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    ...........l0l.........

    ...Kaleyja Chahiyeh Pathar Ka Aashiqui K Liye...

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    Haaji Saheb aur Saanwli Gudia,
    shukriya aapne is joke ko tavajjo di
    aur muskaraane ki koshis ki. so Nice.
    Ek chota se aur hai fursat mile to read it.

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    Re: Santa-Banta ne Swimming Pool Banvaaye.

    ha ha ha---------------------------------

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    Aashaqi ka nasha aeisay jata nahi
    chai bana kar
    app raat kay jaag rahay hain
    nahi nashta nahi karna
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    Re: Santa-Banta ne Swimming Pool Banvaaye.

    Good Joke. It may be built for learning the swimming.

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    Re: Santa-Banta ne Swimming Pool Banvaaye.

    lol................

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    hehehe......lolxxxx

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    Thanks all the the Friends for
    attending and liking the Joke. so Nice of you

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    Really a good joke. Thanks for sharing with us.
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    Hahaha... its very funny.

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    thanks, very interesting

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    Thanks. it`s very interesting. But what about safety? What do you think about pool alarm? I wathed some pool alarm reviews and want to know is it worth it to install?

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    • If pain could speak; it would have so much to tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5Sense5 View Post
    • If pain could speak; it would have so much to tell.

    lol behenchodd :D

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    Re: Santa-Banta ne Swimming Pool Banvaaye.

    Santa once went to visit London along with Banta. After the got off the plane at London, Santa felt the urgent need to poop. But he didn't understand how to use the western toilets. However, he solved the problem, idea courtesy Banta!
    Meanwhile, a lone shoe hits an airport security guard. He traces it to being Santa's who is having just one shoe on. When he begins to arrest Santa for inappropriate behaviour, a piece of poop falls on his head!
    Utterly bewildered, he asks Santa how he managed to poop on the roof! Santa says that he had actually pooped in his shoe and while trying to throw the shoe away, he had twirled it round and round thus making the circular pattern on the roof!!

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